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  • "Kaccha papad Pakka papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai. Ab ye try karo.. ye line fast bolke dikhao tho maano "A good cook could cook good" Has kya rahey ho.good good cud cud
    • 9 years ago



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  • Qs-"Gawar" Kisko Kehte Hai? .. Ans- Jo "Anguthe" Ka Istemal Karte Hai .rght na? . . . Waise Is Waqt Kahi Aap To Anguthe Ka Istmal Nhi Kar Rahe Ho?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya . . Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . Toh Dekha KUTTA mara pada tha.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.. . . Mobile Shop Wala:" Memory Card Hai Kya ?? . . Girl :"Memory Card To Nahi Hai, Rasan Card Ya Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1Baar GOLU kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha Bewkuf Ban Gya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To ProposeA Girl… April 1 U Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool
    • 9 years ago



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  • premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi. Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.? Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya,, Bas ye do line bolkar,, sunder ladkiyon ko patana seekh liya,, ;o)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fir Ek Cigrete Jala Raha Hu, Fir Ek Teeli Bhuja Rha Hu, Uski Nazar Me Ye Ek Gunah hoga, Main To bas uske Vaade Bhula Rha Hu,¤ Samajna Mt Isko Meri Aadat, Main To Bus Dhuvaa Uda Rha Hu.., Ye to uski Yaado K Silsile H, Main to bas uski Yaade Jala Raha Hu, Main Peekar Itna Bahak Chuka Hu, Ke Gum K Kisse Suna Rha Hu, Hai Meri Aankhe To Aaj Num, Mgar Me Sbko Hansa Rha Hu.. Main to bus dhua uda raha hu... Mai to bus dhua uda raha hu...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo.. Dr.- kyun.? Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai, Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina, Kamwali ka teesra mahina. Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki, Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.? Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahaduri kya hai ??? . . Der raat Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao . . Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi ho . . . . . . . . . . . . Or tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche araam kr raha tha. Kuch Bandar uski topiya utha kr le gaye. Topi wale ko apne Dada ki sunai kahani yaad aayi Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di. 1 Bandar aaya, Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola- "Sale tu kya sochta h Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaya" :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arranged Marriage - Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme Total- Rs.10,50,000 Love Marriage - Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total- Rs.190 ...... "Paisa Aapka Pasand Aapki Faisla Aapka" Jaago grahak jago, Lover ke saath bhago!! By : Nitish
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक दोस्त और एक प्रेमिका में क्या फर्क होता है ? ? ? दोस्त वो होता है जिससे हम उधार लेते है …. और….. … … … प्रेमिका वो होती है जिसके लिए हम उधार लेते है !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D by-M.M
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke, Kabhi Meri "ZINDEGI" The Tum *Ae_SANAM Bhulta Hai Kaun "MOHABBAT" Pehli Meri To Saari Khushi The Tum.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”… Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya, Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu, Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Anniversary k mauke per SANTA . Apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya. . BIVI: Mujhe ye nahi chahiye, . Koi soney ki cheez do. . SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
    • 9 years ago



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