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  • "Ek Chor Ki Faryaad" Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hame Bhuka Mar Diya Hai Dsto Jis Ghar Me Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui, Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aurat Dr Se: "Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai" Doctor Hairan Hoke: "Arrey, Wo Kaise ?" Aurat Rote Hue Boli: "Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Usne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li." samajhdar like thoko.... Baki pogo dekho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar hanumanji mahadev se.., hanuman- prabhu ab mae dharti par nai rah sakta. Mahadev-kyo? Kya hua? Hanu- prabhu ghor kalyug aa gaya hai. Pahle log let kar matha tekte the,phir jhuk ke pranam karna shuru kar diya par aaj to gajab ho gaya. Mahadev-are hua kya batao to sahi? Hanu- prabhu aaj ek larki aai hath hila kar boli ", hae hanu. Whats up? Aur ye aise muh kyo phula rakha hai ?girlfrnd se jhagra ho gaya kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • हे भगवान मुझे कुछ भी मत दो चलेगा.

    लेकिन
    मेरी मम्मी को
    एक ‪#‎beautiful‬ बहु मिलनी चाहिए…
    :girl::woman::girl::woman::princess::bride_with_veil::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Excellent Mind Masoom Chehra Mithi Aawaz Khubsurat Aankhe Perfect Personality Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri Baat Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • 100 Kauwe Milke Utna Kaw Kaw Ni Kar Sakte . . . . . . . Jitna 2 Ladkiyan Milke Aww Aww Karti Hain. Hahaha Boys Thoko Likes.. Awwwww
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4-5 dost daru pee rahe the tabhi table par rakha mobile baja Man...Hello Wife - main market me hu kya mei 50 hazar wala gold set le lu Man...- Ha lelo Wife-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka hai Man....-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo Wife-Thik hai tumhara credit card mere paas hai usi se le rahi hu Man...-Thik hai All Friends - Tu pagal hai ya tujhe chad gayi hai... Man...-wo sb chodo aur ye batao ye mobile kiska hai ?? HAR EK DOST KAMINA HOTA HAI...
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khushiya Itni Ho K Aankhon Me Ansu Jam Jaye Lamhe Ho Itne Hasin K Waqt B Tham Jaye Dosti Nibhayenge Hum Apse Is Tarha K Saath Guzra Har Pal Zindagi Ban Jaye....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ke Mehmaan Ban Jao Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao Ye Sab Bhi Ban Jana Par . Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban Jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कस्टमर – मेरी चाय में मक्खी डूबकर मरी पडी है ! प्रनब – तो क्या करूँ ? मैं ढाबा चलाऊं या इन्हें swimming सिखाऊं ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI? CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:"Beta Batao, Britania Tiger Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dotbana Hai, Uska Matlb Kya Hai..?? . . . . Student:sir Iska Matlab Tiger Online Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apko Apna Bachpan Yad Hai Jab Ap Khilone Ki Dukan Pe Gye aur Pucha: uncle Us Monkey Ki Kimat Kya H aur . . . . Dukan Wale Ne kaha- Beta,Wo AAINA H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..
    • 10 years ago



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