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  • Ek bachcha, Boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,... ... Bacha kafi try karta hai, par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar "Bhaad me gayi duniyadari" jo kam galat hai, vo galat hai... Main to bataunga...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA DOSTON..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exams Life . . . . . . . . . 9am- Wake-up 10am- Breakfast 11am- Thinking 2 score 80% 12am- Watch TV 1pm- Lunch 2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge dimagh set hoga .. 4pm- Games 5pm- Thinking 2 score 60% 6pm- Troubling friends "kuch padha?" 8pm- Searching books. 9pm- Dinner 10pm- Lo bhae light gai. 11pm- plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... 12pm- kal se pakka padhunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha- yar malik bahut marta hai Dog- ye ghar hi chor de. Gadha- Nhi yar wo hmesa apni beti se bolta teri shadi GADHE se kra dunga. bus isi ummid se main baitha hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua. Teacher: Ok beth jao. Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • HEIGHT OF INSULT- Profesor 2 a studnt in classroom- Hey, apne baju wale ko utha... . . . studnt- apne sulaya hai to ap hi uthao... Mai kyu uthau??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malkin apni nokarani se; Muje lgta hai ki tere malik ka, Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai. Nokarani; nhi malkin aisa mat kho, malik mje dhoka nhi de sakte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक पहलवान बच्चे ने एक कमजोर बच्चे को थप्पड़ मारा |

    कमजोर बच्चे ने पूछा – “यह थप्पड़ गुस्से से मारा है या मजाक से ?

    पहलवान बच्चे ने कहा – गुस्से से |

    कमजोर बच्चा बोला – “फिर ठीक है, क्योंकि मजाक मुझे बिलकुल पसंद नहीं है |
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Ashamaan jitna neela h wah wah sunflower jitna peela h wah wah pani jitna geela h wah wah Aapke dimag ka nut utna hi deela h.. ab kho wah wah....
    • 10 years ago



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  • NEWTON’S LAWs:
    A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
    He Found His 1st Law..
    “An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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    He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
    It Gave A Sound
    He Formulated The 2nd Law..
    “Force,F=MA”
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    After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
    Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
    “Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Pareshan Nahi Karti Aur Rulati Bhi Nahi.. Itna Achi Hai Kabhi Satati Bhi Nahi.. Humne Pucha Pyar Karti Ho Humko.. Hans Kar Bole Karti Hu Magar Jatati Nahi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye . . . . pahla TV dekh rha he . . . . . dusra foolball khel rha he . . . aur . . Tisra . . . . Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hiQ sochte ho wo mil hi nahi raha hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam My sweet wife 3 month baad My wife 6 month baad Home 1 year baad Unkown No. 2 year ßaad Wrong no:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reporter kasab ki phaansi ke pehle:, "aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh kar.. ?? . KASAB:, "mujhe pata nahi tha k mein yahan 4 saal rahunga. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar Leta..
    • 10 years ago



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