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  • Boy : Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha, lagta hai ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi. Girl : Kyun ? Papa se mile the kya ? . . .... . . . . . . Boy : Nahin, tumhaari chhoti behen se mila tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Samj Me Aye To Thik Varna Do Bara Padho
    I Was Once Chatting With A Girl OnFB,
    She Asked, "chuttiya Hai Kya?" And
    without Even Thinking I Replied
    "tuhogi Saali.."
    After 3-4 Mins She Replied
    "i Was Asking About Holidays"
    Us Din Ke Baad I Rarely Spoke To Her.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • आज का ज्ञान: न्यूज़ चैनल और बीवी दोनों एक जैसे ही होते हैं, जब तक ये 1 बात को 10 बार ना बता दें, इनको सकून नहीं मिलता।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Shadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Ek Din Patni Bazaar Jaane Ke Liye Tyar Ho Rahi Thi. Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli. Patni: “Suniye, Ye Zara Piche Se Meri Br@ Ka Hook Laga Dijiye” Pati Mood Mein Aate Hue Bola: “I Will Charge 4 Kisses” Patni: “Rahne Do Ji, Main Pados Wale Sharma Ji Se Lagva Leti Hun, Wo Haath Dal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge“
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Tammanna se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswayi se darte hain milne ki to bahut chahat by ---> pranab phone no -->+919002386143hai magar milne ke baad judai se darte hain…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 2025 Me Apko Customer Care Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D . . . . . Dear Customer, Your Wife Can Become A Mother Without Your Struggle..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!! . . . . . भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे....!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 2 ladko ki gf’s kho jati hai .. 1st: teri gf kaisi dikhti hai? 2nd:-5’6 36-24-36 Fair Hot blue eyes mast.. & teri? . . . 1st: meri ko maar goli, teri hi dhundte hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mom:Kyu rote ho Son:Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di Mom:Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga Son:BazU wali Aunty ko kaunse tables aata he?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ek Gulab Kehta Hai, - I Love You - " Ek Smile Kehti Hai, - I Like You - " Ek Ring Kehti Hai, - I Merry You - " Lekin Ek Chota Sa Sms Kehta Hai, - I Miss You ........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Wah Wah Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Fir? Fir Kya? Ruk Gayi Hawa Or Gir Gye Aap Common Sense Yaar :-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • बोलते हैं की लड़की:woman: हसीं:relaxed: तो फँसी,
    मैंने तो Page में आज तक,
    कितनो को ही हंसाया,
    फँसी तो तो एक भी नहीं...
    :slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Larki Sonay Aur Sonay May Bara Farq Hota Hein Koi UNGLI Daal Kay Sota Hay Aur Koi Hath May Lay Kar Sota Hein Larka Ronay Aur Ronay May Be Bara Farq Hota Hein Koi QATRA QATRA Rota Aur Koi DARYA DARYA Rota Hein
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai, . . . . . . Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye, . . . . . . Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Button chalu hi nhi kiya tha.......Dinesh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Baar Santa Apne Sister Ke Ghar Ja Rha Tha. Banta:yaar Bahan Ke Ghar Khali Nahi Jate Santa 4 Aadmi Ko Saath Le Gaya :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Silly horror movie dialogue: . . Girl: "Kaun hai ?? Kaun hai wahan ?? . . Bolti to aise hain jaise Bhoot khud bolega, . . . . "Haa Jaanu, Main hu, Kitchen mein Pakode tal raha hu, Khaogi kya" Hahaha..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • माँ बच्चों के लिए हमेशा समझौता कर लेती है हालात से... . . लेकिन सीरियल के टाईम रिमोट मांग लो तो मारती है उलटे हाथ से
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai." Banta - "Telephone" Santa - "Galat" Banta - "to phir" Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS