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  • Rahul Gandhi - Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi, Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi lagti hai. . . . . . . . . Second man : Kamine, teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi Pizza khaa raha hota.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Son:ek din gehri raat ko Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola Maa aap to muje angutha bhi Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada .. . , , , Aam chus rahe ho Kyu aapne kya socha??? U naughty!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Murgi Market Gai. Murgi: 1 Anda Dena. Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi?? Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki 2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo..
    • 9 years ago



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  • FriEnDs plS Agar 2 mInute k liye frEe honGe To plS mujhE bAtao..!!. . . . . . . . . . Ye "TAJMAHAL" second hnd Kharidna thik hoga... Ki New banWau.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE...... ANSWER ER JONNO NICHE DEKHO..... ARO NICHE..... ARO NAMO..... ARE BOLDA SMS ER NICHE NA.... TOMR NICHE TAILEI BUJHBI KI TOMI...... HA HA HA..........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya.. Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya.. Koma Say Jagey Mareez Ko Permanent Sula Diya..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Namaskar! Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai, Kripya Aap 3-4 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE! FROM:DSNL (Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.) ~Keep Fast~
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat walo ko milti hai. . . . 1: Jungle mein ghumta white hanthi. 2: Without affairs wala jeevan sathi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo? Admi: Tamaator khao. Fakeer: Khaana dedo? Admi: Tamaator khao. Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo? Admi: Tamaator khao. Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q khaaon? Admi ki B.V aa kar boli: Ye totla hai, keh raha hai, kamaa kar khao
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.” . Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.” . Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do....:P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jee karta hai, Apke pas aau, Apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.!!!!!!!! Na bolu, na baithu… Bus apki ankho me .. Santre ka chilka nichor kar bhaag jau
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1000 का नोट और एक्स-रे की रिपोर्ट, बन्दा भले ही उसके विषय में कुछ भी ना जानता हो, पर हाथ में आते ही ऊँचा करके देखता जरूर है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko. Nuclear power ka jamaana hai , bomb se udaa do saale ko .
    • 9 years ago



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  • वो इंसान अपने जीवन में कुछ नहीं कर पाया जिसने ऑटो वाले को"बस भैया यहीं अगली गली में ही घर है" झूठ बोल कर 1 किलोमीटर ज्यादा नहीं दौड़ाया..
    • 9 years ago



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  • ULTIMATE TRUTH ---------------------- Wife k drame Or Rebok k pajaame Saalo saal chalte hain...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy On Date In Restaurant:
    Tumse 1 Baat Kehna Chahta Hu:.


    Girl: Kya?

    Boy-I Already Have A Girlfriend.


    Girl-daraa Diya Saale,mujhe Lagaa Paise
    nai Hai.::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kanu: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. . Manu: Phir tune kya kiya? . Kanu: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao . . Manu: Phir? . . . . Kanu: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Ne Lov Letter Likha Dusre Ne Dekh Liya Or Kaha Isme To Kuch Likha Nahi Hai Ye To Blank Hai To Pahle Ne Kaha Ajkal Ladai Hai Bolchal Band Hai :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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