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  • Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha. . . . . Logo ne Dr. se poocha, . aap q bhag rahe ho patient ke piche? . . . Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har mahine brain ka operation karvane aata hai, Aur Muft mai baal katva ke bhag jata hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jungle Me Santa Raasta Bhul Gya, Use Ek Aadiwasi Mila Santa: Mere Pahle Koi Aadmi Aaya Tha.? Aadivasi: Haa... Santa: Kesa Tha.? Aadivasi: Tasty Tha.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Zindagi k safar me apka sath hum dege, apne pyar ki saugat hum dege, girne lago to apna hath hum denge, aur agar na gire to EK LAAT HUM DENGE!
    • 9 years ago



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  • "" Mujhko irade de. Kasme de vade de Meri duaon ke Isharon ko sahare de ... ""Dil ko thikane de Naye ki bahane de Mausam ke paimane de.... ""Apne karam ki Kar adayen. Kar de idhar bhi. Tu nigahen ..... ""Sun raha hai na tu.. Ro raha hun main.... Sun raha hai na tu Kyun toraha hun main... ""manzilein ruswa hain Khoya hai rasta... Aye le jaye Itni si ilteje...... ""Ye meri zamanat hai Tu meri amanathai.... Apne karam ki kar adayen Kar de idhar bhitu nigahen.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri Sula Ke Lu?
    ya Bitha Ke Lu?
    ya Tujhe Karu Khada
    ya Fir Teri Juka-jukake Lu?
    ab Tu Hi Bata
    ki Mein Teri…
    photo Kaise Lu.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Insan ka dil sabse jyada kab jalta hai ???? . . . . . Jab Aap BLACKBERRY ka original mobile lekar baithe ho . . . . . . Aur koi aa kar kahe . . . . . China ka hai na . . . . . Kasamse yaar aag lag jati hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Que-ladkiya Apna Dupatta Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi Kyon Theek Karti Hail...? Ans...%-} Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • उसे तो बस मेरी # माँ का ख़याल रखना आना चाइये बाकी # प्यार करना उसे तो में ही # सिखा दूंगा
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • boy-Frndship karogi? Girl-Mere parents ijazat nahi dete Boy-Bahut khoob Mere baap ne to jaise muze ladki set karne ka diploma karaya ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज के इस घुटन भरे माहौल में
    ...
    सिर्फ कस्टमर केयर वाली ही है
    जो गरीब से गरीब आदमी से भी इज्ज़त से बात करके VIP वाली फीलिंग देती ह:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friendship के बाद Love हो सकता है, परन्तु Love के बाद Friendship नहीं हो, सकती क्योंकि, दवाई मरने से पहले काम आती है, मरने के बाद कुछ नहीं हो सकता...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.” . Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.” . Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do....:P
    • 9 years ago



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  • PATHAN:
    Hmara Khoti Ka Delivery Hy,Dua Kro Khota,Ya Khoti Ho Jae

    MOLVI:
    To Es Mei Dua Wali Konsi Bat Hy?

    PATHAN:
    Nahi Yara,Kuch Begherti Hum Se Bi Huwi Hai...,.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • I can Hold you Hug you and Tell you How Much I love you & Miss You…… Wish You Happy Hug Day Hug Day Wishes Never hug a lady police She will say, hands up Never hug a lady doctor She will say, Next please Always hug a lady teacher She will say, repeat it 5 time Wish You Happy Hug Day Hug Day Msgs If loving was aginst the law and hugging was a crime i would gladly spend my life with u, in prison doing’ time. Wish You Happy Hug Day
    • 9 years ago



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  • श्राद्ध के चलते एक कौवै का Facebook स्टेटस: . . . . . "अभी तो पार्टी शुरू हुई है!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa bike se ja raha tha, Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya. Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi. Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain Prasad main chaddar bate ja rahe hain. Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYO KO bheja ja raha hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Proceed only if your 18 or above: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Donate blood... You can save life....;):
    • 9 years ago



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