Boy :give a condom?
SalesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..Give “L‘
wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh shit
Give me a tissue-paper.
Boy - whats ur name?
Girl - Q batau?
me tumhe janti bhi nhii.
Boy - mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni"FERARI" me betha rha hu
Girl - Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8..
Suurat E Mir Koi Sheir Nikaley Ya Rab masnad E Ghalib* O Iqbal Bacha Le Ya Rab aisi Lagti HaiN Yeh Jiddat Bhari GhazleiN Mujhko jaise Ladki Koi Sar Apna MuNda LEy Ya Rab:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha
KhudKushi Paap Hai, Gunah Hai, Zulm Hai, Buzdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkushi Karne Se Behtar Hai Insan Khud Ko Goli Maar Le!
Waris
ये लो नया जोक लड़की(घरवालों से):- मेरा एक बॉयफ्रेंड:person_with_blond_hair: है। माँ:- कमीनी:information_desk_person:???? ,कलमुँही:person_with_pouting_face:????, यही सब करने जाती थी कॉलेज:rage: लड़की :- माँ बात तो सुनो, वो बैंक :european_post_office:में है और कहता है कि तुम्हारे सभी घरवालों:family_mwbb: के नोट:money_with_wings: बदलवा दूँगा।
माँ(:heart_eyes::scream::heart_eyes_cat:) :- वाह मेरी बच्ची:bride_with_veil:, आ मेरे सीने से लग जा:dancer::runner:♀:heart: :joy::joy::joy:
Santa– Yaar Banta Tune Pure
Toilet Me Potty Kyu Kr Di?
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Banta– Yaar Ye Mobile Bhi Na!!!!
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Santa– Kya Hua??
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Banta– Tune Idea Ka Ad Nhi Dekha,
Walk When U Talk :P
Kanto Ki Hifazat Me Rahte HaiChaman Wale Aur Phoolo Se MasalTe Phoolo Se Badan WaleYe SaharTumhara Jo Chahe Saja De Do HumLog Hai Pardeshi Aur Tum HoWatan Wale
Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur
Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ??
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Student:" Conductor Soya To
Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega.
Driver Soya To
Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega.