Jokes SMS

Nurse To Santa:" Mubarak Ho, Aapke Ghar Ek Ladka Paida Hua Hai..
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Santa:" Waah Kya Technology Aa Gyi Hai, Wife Hospital Me Hai Aur Bachha Ghar Hua Hai...:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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1 Ladki jannat me Gai to farishton se boli: Meri shadi kisi Delhi k ladke se krwao. Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de. . . ¡’ /(‘:’) Sudhar jao ¡ ‘ (> Delhi walo ¡ < ¡ Bat upr tk pohoch gai hy…..:/ ONLY FOR YOU

9 years ago

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Hoth Tere Bhindi Ki Tarah, Ankhe Matar Ki Tarah Aur Shakal Gobhi Ki Tarah.
Yaa Khuda Ek Dost Diya Wo Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah.
Keep Smile:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Santa To Banta Santa-agar Lion Ko Khula Chodenge To Kya Hoga. Banta-lion Chori Ho Jaayega...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Ajeeb shi Halat He Tere Jane Ke Baad Bhuk Nhi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad Mere Paas 8 Samosy The Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere jane ke baad.

9 years ago

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Ram Ne Ravan Ko Maara (R=R)
Krishna Ne Kansa Ko (K=K)
Godse Ne Gandhi Ko (G=G)
Obama Ne Osama Ko (O=O)
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Corruption Maarega Congress Ko (C= C):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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अध्यापक-भाईचारा*
शब्द का प्रयोग करके कोई वाक्य बनाओ

पप्पू-
मैंने दूध वाले से पूछा-दूध इतना महंगा क्यो?

वह बोला भाई चारा महंगा हो गया है...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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सनता इंटरव्यू देने गया...
बॉस ने पूछा तुम कितने भाई बहन हो...
सरदार: 5
बॉस: उन में तुम्हारा नंबर कौनसा है... ?
सनता : एयरटेल का....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Santa student: Miss, Kya aap Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kar Rahi Thi ? Teacher: Nahi To.. Santa: Kamaal Hai.. Subah Mere Mobile Pe Likha Tha.. . . . MISS CALL.. >>9621104700

9 years ago

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भारत बना दुनिया का पेहला #Cashless देश.!
बैंक #cashless
ATM #Cashless
नागरिक #cashless
:joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Pyaar se bhi pyaari hai meri pari Sapno se bhi nyaari hai meri pari Is jism ki jaan hai meri pyaari pari

9 years ago

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Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho.. Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Sardar - shirt k liye kapda dikhao. Salesman - Simple me dikhau ya plane me, Sardar - nahi, halicopter me dikha de, hame dekha nahi ki mazak shuru

9 years ago

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मैच वेस्टइंडीज से है और गाली पाकिस्तान को भी दी जायेंगी।
ये रिश्ता क्या कहलाता है?:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Q.Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai? Ans:Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai and Wife bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai

9 years ago

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लड़की- मैं ऐसे लड़के से शादी करूंगी, जिसका कारोबार ऊंचा हो, . लड़का- तो फिर मैं एकदम सही हूं, मेरी पहाड़ पर नाई की दुकान है :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

9 years ago

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8 Yrs Boy Ladka -
"1 Bidi Ka Bundle Dena."
Dukandar - "Kya Re Iss Umar Me Hi
Bidi Pine Laga."
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Boy - "Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye Mere
Chote Bhai Ke Liye Hai Mujhe 1
Packet "GOLD FLAKE" Dedo.":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Girl : "Iss Bheed-Bhaad Waali Duniya Se Kahin Aur Chalte Hai.. Shaant Si Jagah.. Jahaan Sirf Tum Aur Main Ho" Boy : "Aao Orkut Mein Login Karein"..!!

9 years ago

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2 Girls returning from movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya. 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: Mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai.

9 years ago

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Judge: Is Ke Dono Kaan Kaat Do. Santa: Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga. Judge: Kaan Kaatne Se Andhe Kaise Ho Jaoge.? Santa: Main Apna Chashma Kaha Lagaunga.

9 years ago

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