Jokes SMS

Bin Bole Tumhare Dil Ki Awaaz Mere Dil Tak Pauch Jaati Hai..
Pyar Me Dooriyan Bhi Mit Jaati Hai..
Bas Aise Hi Mujhe Tumhare Dilme Samaaye Rakhna..
Pyar Ka Ye Rishta Hamesha Banaaye Rakhna..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Never Abuse Girls.... . . . . . . . . . Ha agr gussa aa raha ho to . "AUNTYJI" bol do.... Kasam se gaali se jyada effect karega...

9 years ago

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Hath dosti ka dekar wapis liya nahi jata,is nazuk riste ko zakhm diya nahi jata.such-much bahut zalim he ye duniya,hai sms fir bhi logo se kiya nahi jata.....

9 years ago

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Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota h....? .. Dadaji- mujhe na hi pata, chal bhag yanha se....! .. .. .. .. .. Pota- mujhe pata tha, ..isi liye to aaj proprety k 15 tukde h.....!

9 years ago

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Santa:Mere Jamun K Ped K Niche Gulab Ka Ped Kyu Laga Rahe Ho? Banta:Is Liye Ki Dono Ped Milkar Hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge…

9 years ago

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arz kia hai_ k hmse breakup krke o bn gye ullu... hmse breakup krke o bn gye ullu. hme to nyi gf mil gyi... unhe kya mila... baba ji ka thullu

9 years ago

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Pathan: Mene Apni B.V Ko Matric Krwaya Inter Krwaya Phr B.com Krwaya Ab Nokri Dilwai Ab Kia Kron?
2nd Pathan:Abi Acha Larka Dekh K Uski Shadi Kardo:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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9 years ago

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जब गब्‍बर पैदा हुआ तो उसकी मम्‍मा ने उसे 3 थप्‍पड़ लगाए. गब्‍बर के पिता: क्‍या बात हो गई? गब्‍बर की मां: कमबख्त पैदा होते ही पूछ रहा था कि कितने आदमी थे…

9 years ago

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Ek Murghi:chicken: Market Gayi , Or Kaha"Ek Anda Dena"
Salesman: "Tum Anda Khud Q Nhi Deti.
Murghi: Mera Husband Ne Kaha He ...
Janu 4 Rupee K Liye Apna,
Figure Mt Khrab Kro Tum.

9 years ago

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In mai se koi aik cheez select karein 1. Hathora 2. Handle 3. Gun 4. Pipe 5. Tube 6. Mike 7. Raad 8. Danda Aur Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..:-)

9 years ago

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