Jokes SMS

PATHAN :aao race lgatay hn jo hara wo 1000Rs dega SARDAR: lekin mje rasta ni malom. PATHAN: bus tm mre pechay pechay rehna. SARDAR:thanks yar

8 years ago

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TEACHAR:batao Indi me sabse jayda barish kaha hoti hai? STUDENT: jameen par ha ha ha thoko like from :YRSG AND AJAB SINGH

8 years ago

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जिसकी बीवी छोटी है वो महिंद्रा :motorcycle:गस्टो ले...
जिसकी बीवी मोटी है वो एक्टिवा ले.:bike:..
जिसकी बीवी पतली है वो स्कूटी ले.:motorcycle:..
और जिसकी नही है वो...
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बस चैन की साँस ले।

8 years ago

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Class me Sir Medam ko KISS dekar:Dekho Bachho chumne se AIDS nhi hota hai. Students:Achha Sir, ab ye dikhao ki AIDS hota kaise hai?

8 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi Par Dudh Nahi Tha, To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utar kar Or Or Or Or Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar Dudhlane Market Gayi...

8 years ago

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Funy poetery main to youn hi udas baitha paani main pather phaink raha tha k achanek aik magermach ney pani sey moun nikala aur bola pani vich a bagairta teri udasi kadan mairey nikey moundey da sir parh ditta e

8 years ago

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Wife Calls hubby... . . . . Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? . . . . . . . Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi Hain?.

8 years ago

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Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara:star: Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh:eye: Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Agar PAGAL ho to sms padte hi miss call do...Ullu ho to msg karo...BEVKUF ho to call karna...TEENO ho to chup hi rahna...Ab ayega Maza...Dekhte he ap kya ho..... ....

8 years ago

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Baccha Ro Rha Tha
papa Aaye Or Puccha:

why R U Weeping?

tell Me,i M Ur Frnd Na?
Son-kuch Nai Yaar!
Horlicks Zyada Mang Liya To Teri Item Ne Baja Dala..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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