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एक बुजुर्ग व्यक्ति- बेटा, कैसे हो? बच्चा- ठीक हूं। बुजुर्ग- पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है? बच्चा- बिलकुल आपकी जिंदगी की तरह। बुजुर्ग- मतलब? बच्चा- भगवान भरोसे।

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Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...Oh God, She SmokesPhir wine ki bottle dekhi...Oh God, She Drinks too...Phir ladke ko dekhaThank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H

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Jaise Aaj Chand Sirf Aor Sirf Mera Mohtaaj Ho, Main Kuch Kehnaa Chahoon Aur Labon Ko Jara Sa Kholoon, To Mere Labon Ko Rokte Huye Uske Naazuk Hath Ho, Lipat Kar Mujhse Kahe Aaj Khaamosh Rahne Do Lafzo Ko, Aur Us Pal Lage Aise Jaise Meri Rooh Mein Basi Uski Saans Ho !!Sagarr Se7en575

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old is gold Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ... . . . . aur baccha bola: . . . . . School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga ..

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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? >Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

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गोकुल में जो करे निवास, गोपियों संग जो रचाये रास, देवकी यशोदा जिनकी मईया, ऐसे हमारे कृष्ण कनहैया। कृष्णा जन्माष्टमी की शुभ कामनायें!

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Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao With Moral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
. Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Agar Mobile India Me Bante To Usme Message Templates Kuch Aise Hote:
1. Kamine Call Kar
2. Cigarette Lete Hue Aana
3. Teri Bhabi K Sath Hu
4. Yaar Kisi Ladki Ka No. To De
5. Kaha Hai Saale ??
6. Kal College Ya Bunk...??
7. Dimag Mat Khaa.
8. Yaar Teri Bhabi Naraz Ho Gai
.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
2-3senti Msg To Bhej
9. Abhi Call Mat Karo Jaanu, Papa Jaag Rhe Hai
10. Baad Me Baat Karti Hu Mummy Samne Hai
11. Ghumne Chal Rahi Ho ??
N THE MOST IMPORTANT
12. Balance Nahi Hai, Call Kar:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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बजरँगी भाईजान और उनकी पूरी टीम को मुर्ख दिवस की बधाई जो पाकिस्तानी सेक्युरिटी को मुर्ख बनाकर मुन्नी को उसके घर तक भेजने में कामयाब रही !:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Alia Bhatt :- Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere. Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai to 10 k 10 Tere. Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri. Rahul Gandhi :- Arey yaar ... Lekin koi HINT TO De De..!!

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Husband: Raja Dasarath Ko 3 Rani Thi
Wife: To Kya..?
Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur Kar
sakta Hun........:.
Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le
leti Hai......
Jun 27:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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After seing movie Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani....a boy 2his father . . . boy- me udna chahta hu,girna chata hu,dodna b chahta hu......bus rukna nai chahta . father replied.... . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . Ye le mobile...Temple Run khel le.

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Nice Truth Of The Life "Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai, . . Aur Log samjhte hai k Hum samjhdar ho Gaye hai....

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Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . ? . Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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GF : आज मेरे पापा ने तुम्हें खाने पर
बुलाया है,
BF : वाह यार अचानक कैसे ?
GF : अरे वो श्राद्ध के लिए कौवे :penguin:नहीं
मिल रहे थे, इसलिए..:smile::smile::smile:

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प्रेमात पडल्यापासून मी ….
जरा विचित्रच वागायला लागलोय ….
गप्पं गप्पं बसायला लागलोय ….
पण मनातल्या मनात …
वादळांना सामोरे जायला लागलोय ….

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HAI SMART BAHOT WOH HAI BHEJA NE JIS AUR HOON RAHA PADH SE NICHE KO MSG JO HOON PAGAL WOH MEIN Confused ! Ab niche se upor padho.

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When Words Fails, Eyes Works. When Eyes Fails, Heart Works. When Heart Fails To Kya? Samajh Le Tapak Gaya!.

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Arjun: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon” Rajni Kant: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon” Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To Majak Mein Bola Tha“:D:D

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Teri Saanson Ki Khushboo Labon Ki MehakJaane Kaise Hawayein Uda Laayi ThiRaat Ka Har Kadam Kuch Behkata RahaVaqat Ke Paanv Bhi Dagmagate Rahe.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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