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  • In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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    पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
    टीचर बेहोश
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Marriage SMS
  • Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |

    धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |

    मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Marriage SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
    • 10 years ago



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