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  • Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz & Wife se payar hota hai to sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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    पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
    टीचर बेहोश
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Marriage SMS
  • Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola: Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G" Kiun Kehti Ho? Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei "Abey Ghaday" Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen. Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai, to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.
    • 10 years ago



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