Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
10 years ago
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Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat
Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife se payar hota hai to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.
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:stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue: टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ?? , , , , पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी। टीचर बेहोश :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya
Next Day Friends ne pocha
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi
ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.
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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
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Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Love marriages r never success
becouse they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! becouse i had failed.
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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
"HANS MUKH"
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
"HUSBAND"
Kehtay Hain..
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Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat
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Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G"
Kiun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei
"Abey Ghaday"
Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.
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One advantage of marriage is that,
when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
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Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves
I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world;
happy married life!
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad...
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Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah
par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen.
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai,
to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
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Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai????
Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
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Cheers! on your wedding,
was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that
she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life!
Happy married life to you two.
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