Marriage SMS

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola: Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...

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Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.

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टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
टीचर बेहोश
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota? Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.

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What is marriage?.. Do dilon ka bandhan.. Do atmaon ka milan.. Do bhabnaon ka sammilan.. Do insan ki dhadkan..

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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki Ab B Waqt He Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

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After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling. Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya. Ap to phir bhi apne h g.

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon. Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho? Husband: 15 din baad...

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Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..

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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.

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Behind every Successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. there is an exausted man.

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Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
समझ में आया :wink:

जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
पर लिखा देखा:
" Sweet Home"
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और :sunglasses:
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शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
: "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:

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