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  • दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
    समझ में आया :wink:

    जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
    पर लिखा देखा:
    " Sweet Home"
    .
    और :sunglasses:
    .
    शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
    : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS , House Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola: Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |

    धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |

    मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Marriage SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain Hazaro Jati hain Hazaro Hasti hain Hazaro Rulati hain. Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai Jo Doli me aati hai Aur gale parr jati hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • In Court Judge Said to Women: U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha, Me Samjhi Mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS