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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz & Wife se payar hota hai to sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
    समझ में आया :wink:

    जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
    पर लिखा देखा:
    " Sweet Home"
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    और :sunglasses:
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    शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
    : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS , House Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G" Kiun Kehti Ho? Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei "Abey Ghaday" Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two hands to hold onto forever, Two arms to be embraced by eternally, . Two eyes to gaze into for always, Two lips to kiss so passionately. . Two souls fused by commitment, Two names written in the stars above, . Two lives intertwined by God, Two hearts joined by the purest of love.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'
    • 10 years ago



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