Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
pati: Main tang aagaya hon,
Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car,
he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |
धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |
मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए | :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!!
For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya
Next Day Friends ne pocha
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi
ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.