Marriage SMS

Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz & Wife se payar hota hai to sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.

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Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'

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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.

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The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat

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Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!

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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. . Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

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Love marriages r never success becouse they never had a pain Marriages r made in heaven Thats true! becouse i had failed.

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Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.

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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)

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Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

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Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..

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Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"

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Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho

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Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..

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