Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola-
aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |
धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |
मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए | :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion,
threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as
"the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."