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For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
10 years ago
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Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
10 years ago
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine.
10 years ago
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Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
nd
A deaf husband....
10 years ago
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In Court Judge Said to Women:
U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,
Me Samjhi Mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.
10 years ago
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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
10 years ago
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Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
10 years ago
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After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling.
Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya.
Ap to phir bhi apne h g.
10 years ago
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Don’t Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With..
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without…
But
Remembr
Whatever You Do,
You Will Regret It Later...->
10 years ago
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One advantage of marriage is that,
when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
10 years ago
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
10 years ago
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In train a Hasband to his Wife
Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun
dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun.
Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
10 years ago
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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
10 years ago
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TAPO SLANTO said- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SAL ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?
.
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:)
10 years ago
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A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.
10 years ago
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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
.
Me Jao Na Jao Par
.
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
10 years ago
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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n wish you”d ordered that..
10 years ago
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