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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

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Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"

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Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage? jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.

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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota? Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.

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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

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A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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What is marriage?.. Do dilon ka bandhan.. Do atmaon ka milan.. Do bhabnaon ka sammilan.. Do insan ki dhadkan..

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Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!

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Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.

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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh . Me Jao Na Jao Par . Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

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:boy:पति-- जब हमारी नई नई शादि हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी ओर अब

:woman:पत्नि -- पहले मे रामायण देखती थी ओर अब क्रईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

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philosophy Of Life : ?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!

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