Marriage SMS

Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

10 years ago

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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. . Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.

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Love marriages r never success becouse they never had a pain Marriages r made in heaven Thats true! becouse i had failed.

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The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

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A famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream N Marriage is an alarm clock" So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.

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Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain Hazaro Jati hain Hazaro Hasti hain Hazaro Rulati hain. Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai Jo Doli me aati hai Aur gale parr jati hai.

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Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!

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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
समझ में आया :wink:

जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
पर लिखा देखा:
" Sweet Home"
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और :sunglasses:
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शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
: "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:

9 years ago

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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki Ab B Waqt He Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

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What is marriage?.. Do dilon ka bandhan.. Do atmaon ka milan.. Do bhabnaon ka sammilan.. Do insan ki dhadkan..

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Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..

10 years ago

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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

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pati: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho? Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

10 years ago

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Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!

10 years ago

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Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat

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Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G" Kiun Kehti Ho? Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei "Abey Ghaday" Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.

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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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:boy:पति-- जब हमारी नई नई शादि हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी ओर अब

:woman:पत्नि -- पहले मे रामायण देखती थी ओर अब क्रईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

9 years ago

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