Marriage SMS

Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.

10 years ago

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

10 years ago

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Suhagrat pr- pati- kaisa lag raha h janu? Wife- ji bahut bura. Pati- kyo? Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha. Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.

10 years ago

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Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho

10 years ago

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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.

10 years ago

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Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!

10 years ago

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:boy:पति-- जब हमारी नई नई शादि हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी ओर अब

:woman:पत्नि -- पहले मे रामायण देखती थी ओर अब क्रईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

9 years ago

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Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!

10 years ago

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A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

10 years ago

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Behind every Successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. there is an exausted man.

10 years ago

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Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.

10 years ago

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Heart filled wishes on your wedding hoping the best for you two today and forever; happy married life.

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TAPO SLANTO said- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SAL ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? . YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:)

10 years ago

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The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

10 years ago

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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.

10 years ago

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For the fools marraige are burden. Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life. It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society. Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

10 years ago

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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki Ab B Waqt He Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

10 years ago

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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
समझ में आया :wink:

जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
पर लिखा देखा:
" Sweet Home"
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और :sunglasses:
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शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
: "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:

9 years ago

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