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  • Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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    पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
    टीचर बेहोश
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With.. Marry The One , You Cannot Live Without… But Remembr Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later...->
    • 10 years ago



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  • Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.
    • 10 years ago



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  • The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G" Kiun Kehti Ho? Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei "Abey Ghaday" Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh . Me Jao Na Jao Par . Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.
    • 10 years ago



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