In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Love marriages r never success
becouse they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! becouse i had failed.
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Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
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Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him,
and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think:
How easy marriage is.
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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
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Aaj ki achi baat...
kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho..
ho sakta hai k wo
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."Shadi Shuda ho
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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
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The man who never in his life
Has washed the dishes with his wife
Or polished up the silver plate -
He still is largely celibate.
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After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling.
Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya.
Ap to phir bhi apne h g.
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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n wish you”d ordered that..
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Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure
delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary
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Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
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TAPO SLANTO said- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SAL ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?
.
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:)
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad...
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One of the good things that come of a true marriage is,
that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them;
or rather there is one face which you can still see the same,
through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
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Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G"
Kiun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei
"Abey Ghaday"
Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.
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Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
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