Life before marriage is AIRTEL
" u can express ur self ".
During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
" Always get in Touch ".
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur wife network follows".
After one year Life is IDEA
" ur wife can change ur life ".
After 10 years Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not reachable "?????????
मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |
धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |
मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए | :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo
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us ki biwi kehti hai:)
Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Suhagrat pr-
pati- kaisa lag raha h janu?
Wife- ji bahut bura.
Pati- kyo?
Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha.
Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.
It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion,
threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as
"the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
pati: Main tang aagaya hon,
Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car,
he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!