A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
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A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola-
aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
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Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai.
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.
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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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What is marriage?..
Do dilon ka bandhan..
Do atmaon ka milan..
Do bhabnaon ka sammilan..
Do insan ki dhadkan..
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Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha.
Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai,
Pehle Regular Bottle Thi,
Ab Jumbo Pack.
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Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.
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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad...
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Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai?
Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.!
Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage,
Ghar jesa lage.!
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Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
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Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah
par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen.
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai,
to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
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Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage "Spider Man"
On Marriage Day "Super Man"
After Marriage "Gentle Man"
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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"Watch Man"
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One advantage of marriage is that,
when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine.
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