Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
In train a Hasband to his Wife
Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun
dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun.
Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo
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us ki biwi kehti hai:)
pati: Main tang aagaya hon,
Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car,
he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Suhagrat pr-
pati- kaisa lag raha h janu?
Wife- ji bahut bura.
Pati- kyo?
Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha.
Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
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To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"