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  • Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!
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  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
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  • Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"
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  • Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.
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  • Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh . Me Jao Na Jao Par . Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
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  • It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
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  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat
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  • Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!
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  • Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary
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  • In train a Hasband to his Wife Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun. Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
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  • Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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  • How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life. . Husband Went to Europe... And Sent SMS to his Wife. . "I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).
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  • Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.
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  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
  • 10 years ago



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