Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Suhagrat pr-
pati- kaisa lag raha h janu?
Wife- ji bahut bura.
Pati- kyo?
Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha.
Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.
Two hands to hold onto forever,
Two arms to be embraced by eternally,
.
Two eyes to gaze into for always,
Two lips to kiss so passionately.
.
Two souls fused by commitment,
Two names written in the stars above,
.
Two lives intertwined by God,
Two hearts joined by the purest of love.
Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai.
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
pati: Main tang aagaya hon,
Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car,
he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.