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    टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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    पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
    टीचर बेहोश
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Marriage SMS
  • A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Kyon na Hum apni Shadi ki Saal-Girah par Daawat k liye Bakra katwaen. Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hai, to Saza us Ghareeb ko kyon den.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain Hazaro Jati hain Hazaro Hasti hain Hazaro Rulati hain. Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai Jo Doli me aati hai Aur gale parr jati hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • philosophy Of Life : ?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!
  • 10 years ago



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  • In train a Hasband to his Wife Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun. Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!
  • 10 years ago



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  • A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar pati ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay pati ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. . To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
  • 10 years ago



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  • aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat pr- pati- kaisa lag raha h janu? Wife- ji bahut bura. Pati- kyo? Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha. Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat
  • 10 years ago



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  • Life before marriage is AIRTEL " u can express ur self ". During honeymoon is RELIANCE- " Always get in Touch ". After Honeymoon is HUTCH " Wherever u go ur wife network follows". After one year Life is IDEA " ur wife can change ur life ". After 10 years Life is BSNL " Subscriber is not reachable "?????????
  • 10 years ago



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  • How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life. . Husband Went to Europe... And Sent SMS to his Wife. . "I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).
  • 10 years ago



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  • Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'
  • 10 years ago



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  • A famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream N Marriage is an alarm clock" So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.
  • 10 years ago



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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
  • 10 years ago



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