Suhagrat pr-
pati- kaisa lag raha h janu?
Wife- ji bahut bura.
Pati- kyo?
Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha.
Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.
For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
Cheers! on your wedding,
was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that
she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life!
Happy married life to you two.
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion,
threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as
"the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai.
In train a Hasband to his Wife
Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun
dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun.
Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.