Marriage SMS

One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.

10 years ago

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:boy:पति-- जब हमारी नई नई शादि हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी ओर अब

:woman:पत्नि -- पहले मे रामायण देखती थी ओर अब क्रईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

9 years ago

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Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Crime Patrol - Savdhaan India Jokes , Jokes SMS , Marriage SMS , Ramayan Jokes Sms

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.

10 years ago

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Suhagrat pr- pati- kaisa lag raha h janu? Wife- ji bahut bura. Pati- kyo? Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha. Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.

10 years ago

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Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho

10 years ago

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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh . Me Jao Na Jao Par . Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

10 years ago

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary

10 years ago

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aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo . . . . . . . . us ki biwi kehti hai:)

10 years ago

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Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!

10 years ago

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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. . Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Life before marriage is AIRTEL " u can express ur self ". During honeymoon is RELIANCE- " Always get in Touch ". After Honeymoon is HUTCH " Wherever u go ur wife network follows". After one year Life is IDEA " ur wife can change ur life ". After 10 years Life is BSNL " Subscriber is not reachable "?????????

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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In Court Judge Said to Women: U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha, Me Samjhi Mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.

10 years ago

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Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.

10 years ago

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Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'

10 years ago

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In train a Hasband to his Wife Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun. Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!

10 years ago

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Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!

10 years ago

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टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
टीचर बेहोश
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9 years ago

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Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Marriage SMS

Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola: Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli: Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...

10 years ago

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