Marriage SMS

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

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After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling. Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya. Ap to phir bhi apne h g.

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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota? Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.

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The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

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Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'

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Suhagrat pr- pati- kaisa lag raha h janu? Wife- ji bahut bura. Pati- kyo? Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha. Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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:boy:पति-- जब हमारी नई नई शादि हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी ओर अब

:woman:पत्नि -- पहले मे रामायण देखती थी ओर अब क्रईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

9 years ago

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary

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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Thought of the day.... "a marriage is successfull When it wud be Between A blind wife nd A deaf husband....

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!!

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Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage? jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.

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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

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Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.

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What is marriage?.. Do dilon ka bandhan.. Do atmaon ka milan.. Do bhabnaon ka sammilan.. Do insan ki dhadkan..

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.

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