Marriage SMS

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

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Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki Ab B Waqt He Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

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TAPO SLANTO said- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SAL ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? . YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:)

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What is marriage?.. Do dilon ka bandhan.. Do atmaon ka milan.. Do bhabnaon ka sammilan.. Do insan ki dhadkan..

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh . Me Jao Na Jao Par . Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

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A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

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Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.

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:boy:पति-- जब हमारी नई नई शादि हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी ओर अब

:woman:पत्नि -- पहले मे रामायण देखती थी ओर अब क्रईम पेट्रोल देखती हू ।

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary

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Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.

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philosophy Of Life : ?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!

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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.

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Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.

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How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life. . Husband Went to Europe... And Sent SMS to his Wife. . "I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.

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