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  • Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'
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  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat
  • 9 years ago



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  • मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |

    धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |

    मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए |
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  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Marriage SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary
  • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.
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  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Two hands to hold onto forever, Two arms to be embraced by eternally, . Two eyes to gaze into for always, Two lips to kiss so passionately. . Two souls fused by commitment, Two names written in the stars above, . Two lives intertwined by God, Two hearts joined by the purest of love.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
  • 9 years ago



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  • How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life. . Husband Went to Europe... And Sent SMS to his Wife. . "I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).
  • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho
  • 9 years ago



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  • philosophy Of Life : ?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!
  • 9 years ago



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