• Categories
  • Marriage SMS   79
  • How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life. . Husband Went to Europe... And Sent SMS to his Wife. . "I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz & Wife se payar hota hai to sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage? jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With.. Marry The One , You Cannot Live Without… But Remembr Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later...->
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • After marriage, husband - may i kiss u darling. Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya. Ap to phir bhi apne h g.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS