Marriage SMS

A famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream N Marriage is an alarm clock" So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.

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TAPO SLANTO said- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SAL ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? . YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:)

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Evolution of Man: Without Marriage "Spider Man" On Marriage Day "Super Man" After Marriage "Gentle Man" If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . "Watch Man"

8 years ago

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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
समझ में आया :wink:

जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
पर लिखा देखा:
" Sweet Home"
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और :sunglasses:
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शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
: "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:

8 years ago

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Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai? Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.! Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage, Ghar jesa lage.!

8 years ago

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Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.

8 years ago

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Suhagrat pr- pati- kaisa lag raha h janu? Wife- ji bahut bura. Pati- kyo? Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha. Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.

8 years ago

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Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz & Wife se payar hota hai to sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.

8 years ago

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Wife: Darling! Kuch saal pehle mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa tha. Husband pakad kar: Figure to Aaj bhi COKE jesa he hai, Pehle Regular Bottle Thi, Ab Jumbo Pack.

8 years ago

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Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!

8 years ago

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Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.

8 years ago

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Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei "A.G" Kiun Kehti Ho? Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei "Abey Ghaday" Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga.

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The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.

8 years ago

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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota? Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.

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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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