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  • ek bar accident hua to bhid jama ho gayi.
    Ek sardar ko dekhne ko mauka nahi mil raha tha,
    To usne chilaya hato ye mera bap tha.
    Pas ja kar dekha to kutta mara tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • ” I LOVE U ” Allah Se Kaho! ” I MISS U ” Namaz Se Kaho! ” I BELIVE U ” Quran Se Kaho! ” I TRUST U “Rasool Se Kaho! ” I HATE U “Gunah Se Kaho!” I’M Muslim Fakhar Se Kaho “
    ” NAMAZ KAIM KRo “Sb Say Kaho
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Mana k kuch dilo me nafrat hoti hai,
    par har dil me kuch hasrat hoti hai,
    insaan us ke aage kyu majbur ho jata hai,
    jis se use bepanah mohbbat hoti hai....!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ankho Ke Roshni Hai Tu....
    Dill ke Dhardkon Hai Tu....
    Mere Ankho Ke Kiron Hai Tu....
    Mere Dill ke Barsat Hai Tu....
    Mere Dill Ke Sahajade hai Tu....
    Mere Zindegi Ke Chahat hai Tu....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • girl:plllzzz mere boyfriend ko andar bulla ligiye. dr:daro mat mai acha admi hu..
    girl:nahi dr. apki nurce bahar akeli hai aur mera boy friend bahut kamina hai......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai.
    Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai.
    Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai;
    Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Respect your body: you can only climb a mountain if you give your body the attention it deserves. You have all the time that life grants you, as long as you walk without demanding what can't be granted. If you go too fast you will grow tired and give up half way there. If you go too slow, night will fall and you will be lost. Enjoy the scenery, take delight in the cool spring water and the fruit that nature generously offers you, but keep on walking.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Life Quotes , Giving Up Quotes
  • I AM BAD in ENGLISH
    BUT
    i can tell you
    that I LOVE YOU.
    ...
    I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY
    BUT
    i can tell you
    thAt you LIVE in my HEART...
    I am BAD in HISTORY
    BUT
    I can REMEMBER
    when i FIRST saw you.
    I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
    BUT
    I can tell
    WHATS the REACTION
    when you SMILE..
    I am BAD in PHYSICS
    BUT
    I can tell the
    INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES
    when they SEE you..
    I am BAD in every SUBJECT
    BUT
    I can TELL ALL..
    I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU swethrt.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Love SMS
  • We must recognise the essential underlaying savagery in the animal called man, and return to older and sounder principles of national life and defense. We must realise that man's nature will remain the same so long as he remains man; that civilisation is but a slight coverlet beneath which the dominant beast sleeps lightly and ever ready to awake.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Sleep Quotes , Animal Quotes
  • When you win a race like this the feeling is very, very good. There have been times when I have been flat-out to finish sixth, but you can't see that from the outside. In 1980 I finished three or four times in seventh place. I pushed like mad, yet everyone was gathered around the winner and they were thinking that I was just trundling around. But that's motor racing. So in fact the only thing you can judge in this sport is the long term. You can judge a career or a season, but not one race.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alain Prost Quotes , Sports Quotes , Winning Quotes
  • Sukhe Phool Ko Todne Waala Koi Nahi..
    Toote Dil Ko Jodne Waala Koi Nahi..
    Kitna Khaali Hai Ye Dil Shayed Koi Jan Pata..
    Afsoos Inki Dharkano Ko Sunne Waala Koi Nahi..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार एक लड़का दारू पी के घर लौटा,
    .
    फिर पापा से बचने के लिए चुपचाप Laptop खोल कर पढ़ने लगा..
    .
    पापा – आज फिर पी के आया है..
    .
    बेटा - नहीं
    .
    .
    पापा - तो कमीने , सूटकेस खोल के क्या पढ़ रहा है.. :grin: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::unamused:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS