Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata
kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata
yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai
jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata
The expression of a man's face is commonly a help to his thoughts, or glossary on his speech; but the countenance of Newman Noggs, in his ordinary moods, was a problem which no stretch of ingenuity could solve.
The unknown ... became for our primitive forefathers a terrible and omnipotent source of boons and calamities visited upon mankind for cryptic and wholly extra-terrestrial reasons, and thus clearly belonging to spheres of existence whereof we know nothing and wherein we have no part.
We live in an age which is so possessed by demons, that soon we shall only be able to do goodness and justice in the deepest secrecy, as if it were a crime.
A Lady Went To The Police Station To File A Report For Her Missing Husband.
Lady: I Lost My Husband.
Inspector: What Is His Height?
Lady: I Never Noticed
Inspector: Slim Or Healthy?
Lady: Not Slim Can Be Healthy
Inspector: Colour Of Eyes?
Lady: Never Noticed
Inspector: Colour Of Hair?
Lady: Changes According To Season
Inspector: What Was He Wearing?
Lady: Suit/casuals I Don’t Remember Exactly
Inspector: Was Somebody With Him ?
Lady: Yes My Labrador Dog, Calvin, Tied With A Golden Chain, Height 30 Inches, Healthy, Blue Eyes, Blackish Brown Hair, His Left Foot Thumb Nail Is Slightly Broken, He Never Barks, Wearing A Golden Belt Studded With Blue Balls, He Likes Non Veg Food, We Eat Together, We Jog Together…. And The Lady Started Crying…..
T.C.- TICKET CHEck kar raha tha, fir Santa se bola ticket hai,
Santa- ha sir!
T.C.- Dikhao"
Santa- Ye lijiye (12 ticket dikhate huye)
T.C.- Isme aaj ka kon hai?
Santa- sir aaj ka kal milega, kal ka parso,
T.c.- Aisa kyo.
Santa- meri bv ke pass he :p :D
Life Me Kabhi Humari Dosti Pe Shak Ho,
To Akele Me 1 Sikka Uchal Lena,
Agar Head To We R Frnds Or Tails Ho To,
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Palat Dena Yaar, Akele Me Kon Dekhta H.
पत्नी सो रही थी,
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पति ने देखा की एक नागिन पत्नी के पैरों के पास से गुजर रही है।
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पति- (धीरे से बोला) डस ले, डस ले।
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नागिन- कमीने चरण स्पर्श करने आई हूँ, "कुलदेवी है हमारी।"
Listen, I know of nobody -- I don't know of anybody in my administration who leaked classified information. If somebody did leak classified information, I'd like to know it, and we'll take the appropriate action. And this investigation is a good thing.
Akela hai dil aur use aati hai kisi ki yaadein
Har pal hum sochte hai unki kahi har baatein
Palko pe saji hai unse har ek mulakaatein
Kyuki unse hi toh milti thi hume sabse hasin saugaatien.