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    maar dete "Dost"
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    Sofe par sui rakhne ki kya zaroorat thi?
    /(,"(
    / /,> uiiii...
    < <. . Maa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
    How to open the door without Ringing the bell






    Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Rajnikanth Jokes
  • Main uska hon ye raaz tou main jaan gaya
    hon "Faraz",
    Par woh kis ki hai ye baat mujhe sone nahin
    deti...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • Jab Pyar Ke Ehsaas Ko
    Samajh Jaoge, Har Sans Me
    Mera Hi Naam Paaoge, Mera
    Pyaar Uss Waqt Dega Awaaz,
    Jab Duniya Ki Bheed Me
    Khud Ko Akela Paoge..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Koi Khud Se Bhi Pyaara Hota
    Hai, Koi To Dil Ka Sahara
    Hota Hai, Jaruri Nahi Zindagi
    Apne Liye Hi Pyaari Ho,
    Zindagi Me Koi To Zindagi
    Se Bhi Pyaara Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • दारु का नशा उतरते ही
    सबसे पहला स्टेट्स बंदा यही डालता है कि...
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    'Sorry Friends
    कल मेरी ID हैक हो गयी थी'।........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Agar koi apse kahe ap
    pagal gadhe
    olu dhakn kahe
    to ap nirash mat
    hona or santi se bhathke
    sochna sale ko pata kase chala.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • समुन्दर की ख़ामोशी, उसकी गहराई बताती है,
    दोस्तों की कमी, अपनी तन्हाई बताती है,
    वैसे तो दोस्त हमेशा प्यारे होते हैं,
    पर उनकी कीमत उनकी जुदाई बताती है.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Cheen Sakey Gaa Kasey Yeh Zamana Tujhey Mujh
    Sey
    Mein Pyar Hoon Tera Bass Tujhey Yeh Batana
    Chahtaa Hoon
    Merey Phehloo Mein Bheth Key Zulfoon Ko Yun
    Phehlaa Dey
    Key Mein Teri Ankhon Mein Ik Baar Phir Khona
    Chahtaa Hoon
    Ho Jayey Kitni Bhi Duurrian Jazbaat Ka Rishtaa To
    Rooh Sey Hai
    Key ! Mein Tujh Mein Marr Key Bhi Zinda Rehna
    Chahtaa Hoon..iii
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Observe that noses were made to wear spectacles; and so we have spectacles. Legs were visibly instituted to be breeched, and we have breeches. Stones were formed to be quarried and to build castles; and My Lord has a very noble castle; the greatest Baron in the province should have the best house; and as pigs were made to be eaten, we eat pork all year round; consequently, those who have asserted all is well talk nonsense; they ought to have said that all is for the best.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Voltaire Quotes , Years Quotes , Pigs Quotes
  • s.s.c. one year

    +2 is two yr

    polytechnic is 3yr

    engineering is 4 yr

    medical is 5 yr

    "but friendship is more than "100" yr........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Yaaro ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai
    Kholane se Pehle Botal Hilaayi Jati Hai
    Fir Awaz Lgayi Jati Hai
    Aa Jao Tute DiL Walo
    Yaha Dard-E-DiL Ki Dawa Pilayi jati hai!
    Khan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.Santa Class Main Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli Stand Up Koun Ho Tum??? . . . . Santa:-tum Koun Ho??? . . Ladki:-main Moniter Hun... . . . Santa:- Hahahahahaha Tery Din Gayein Ab Laptop Aur Lcd Ka Zamana Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes