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  • kahte hai dost banana zindagi hai,
    dosti nibhana zindagi hai,
    kitne bhi busy q n rahe din bhar,
    magar ek pal k liye hi sahi,
    Dosto ki yaad aana hi zindagi hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Message From A Real Aashiq...
    "Ishq Karna Hai To Phir
    Dard Bhi Sehna Seekho
    Warna Aisa Kro,
    Apni Auqaat Me Rehna Seekho":-p
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • पत्नियों के जितने भी वर्गीकरण किये सब गलत हैं! पत्नियां 2 ही प्रकार की होती हैं।
    पहली, सुंदर सुशील सर्वगुण सम्पन्न पत्नी और दूसरी आपकी अपनी पत्नी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dard Ne Palko Pe Sajaya Mujhe
    Zindagi Kya Hai Yeh Bataya Mujhe,
    Jab Bhi Dil Me Hasne Ki Tamanna Jaagi
    Meri Taqdeer Ne Khoob Rulaya Mujhe...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • girl:plllzzz mere boyfriend ko andar bulla ligiye.
    dr:daro mat mai acha admi hu..
    girl:nahi dr. apki nurce bahar akeli hai aur mera boy friend bahut kamina hai......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya
    to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja
    nahi sakta...?
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    Awesome answer by Pappu,
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    Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet...
    PA1
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • पहले दो लोग लड़ते थे तो तीसरा छुड़वाता था,
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    आजकल वीडियो रिकॉर्डिंग करता है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ishq Me Yeh Anzaam Paya Hai...haath Pair Tonte Muh Se Khoon Aaya Hah...hospital Me Jab Pahunche To Nars Ne Farmaya..baharo Phool Barsauo Mera Mahboob Aaya Hai.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
    kitne door hai khwaab hakikat ke aage,
    koi ruki hui si dhadkan se puche,
    kitna tadapta hai yeh dil mohabbat ke aage…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Tum Chupa Naa Sakogi Main Woh
    Raaz Hun, Tum Bhula Naa Sakogi
    Main Woh Andaaz Hun Gunjta Hun
    Jo Dil Main Main Wohi Saaz Hun
    Jo Tumari Dhadkano Se Nikalti
    Hai Wohi Tumare Dil Ki Awaaz Hun.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Professor : Gaali ki paribhasha batao.."
    Student: "atyadhik krodh aane pershaaririk roop se hinsaa na karte huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiskeuchchaaranke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!'
    Professor: Aapke CHARAN kahan hain prabhu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai?

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    !socho,

    !!Sharmao mat!

    !Kya hota hai bola na?

    !!Its easy


    Ek-kiss (21) ke baad
    Baa-iss (22) hota hai,!




    !Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • alwar Ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jata Hy
    Mgr
    Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nai Hota
    Sirf
    Kissing se Theek Hota Hy
    Hakeem
    -Imran Hashmi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS