Kisi ne ek doctor se pucha:
“ye bache itne shararti kyun hote hain ?”
FANTASTIC JAWAB mila
.
.
Docter:
Jo chiz banti hi shararat se hy wo sharif kese ho sakti hy?
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Men appear to prefer ruining one another's fortunes, and cutting each other's throats about a few paltry villages, to extending the grand means of human happiness.
GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi
ek se
karungi.
.
Ho sake, to kisi nek se
karungi.
.
Lekin jab tak na milega,
wo nek
ladka..
.
...
"TRY"to har ek ko
karungi..:
.
Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise
suno . . . .
.
Boys :- Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hame thukra de
to Gum
nhi,
.
Koi Ladki hume thukra de
to gum
nhi,
.
.
.
Are uss ladki ki maa ki.
kismat footi jiske damad
hum
nahi...
Know ye the land where the cypress and myrtle Are emblems of deeds that are done in their clime? Where the rage of the vulture, the love of the turtle, Now melt into sorrow, now madden to crime!
Kabhi To Mile Pehli Mulaqat
Ki Tarah, Bigra Hi Rehta Ha
Q Halaat Ki Tarah, Wo Ek
Shakhs Jo Lage Jaan Se Pyara,
Mujhe Waqt To Deta Hai Magar
Khairaat Ki Tarah..!
The moment you venture out, something takes place in you and about you. Life comes to your aid in various ways. You may not like the form in which it comes to you - it may be misery, struggle, starvation - but when you invite life, things begin to happen.
Canada is the linchpin of the English-speaking world. Canada, with those relations of friendly, affectionate intimacy with the United States on the one hand and with her unswerving fidelity to the British Commonwealth and the Motherland on the other, is the link which joins together these great branches of the human family, a link which, spanning the oceans, brings the continents into their true relation and will prevent in future generations any growth of division between the proud and the happy nations of Europe and the great countries which have come into existence in the New World.
Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya...
Madam: Aur Kal ?..
Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
According to man's environment, society has made as many different types of men as there are varieties in zoology. The differences between a soldier, a workman, a statesman, a tradesman, a sailor, a poet, a pauper and a priest, are more difficult to seize, but quite considerable as the differences between a wolf, a lion, an ass, a crow, a sea-calf, a sheep, and so on.
DOSTI ke phool har mosam me khilte hai,
Dosti ke badal har mosam me baraste hai,
Hum sms bheje na bheje,
ye sach hai ki har roj AAP ko yad kiya karte hai.
Many terms which have now dropped out of favour will be revived, and those that are at present respectable, will drop out, if useage so choose with whom resides the decision and the judgment and the code of speech.
Naa Jaane Mujhe Tumse Itni
Mohabbat Kyu Hai, Neend Nahi
Aati Deewano Si Halat Kyu Hai,
Roz Mangta Hu Duao Me Khuda
Se Tujhko, Naa Jaane Is Dil Ko
Tumhari Itni Jarurat Kyu Hai.