Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

The greater the state, the more wrong and cruel its patriotism, and the greater is the sum of suffering upon which its power is founded.

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Peace Quotes , War Quotes

All the world is a stage and we are merely players.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Player Quotes , World Quotes

Mehfil Na Sahi Tanhai Mein To Yaad Karoge,
Kabhi Uss Khuda Se Fariyad Karoge,
Na Mila Hai Na Milega Mere Jaisa Dost,
Kabhi To Iss Baat Par Naaj Karoge.

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Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS

जिसकी बीवी छोटी है वो महिंद्रा गस्टो ले...
जिसकी बीवी मोटी है वो एक्टिवा ले...
जिसकी बीवी पतली है वो स्कूटी ले...
और जिसकी नही है वो...
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बस चैन की साँस ले।

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Woh Humare Dil Ke Kareeb Aate Rahe,
Aur Nazron Se Door Jaate Rahe,
Woh Kisi Ke Khwab Me Sote Rahe,
Aur Hum Unki Yaad Me Raat Bhar Rote Rahe.

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Tags : Miss You SMS

If you are afraid of death, be afraid. The point is to get with it, to let it take over - fear, ghosts, pains, transience, dissolution, and all. And then comes the hitherto unbelievable surprise; you don't die because you were never born. You had just forgotten who you are.

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Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Pain Quotes , Ghost Quotes

Creativity is intelligence having fun.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Life Quotes

The time is coming when all men will see that the gift of God to the soul is not a vaunting, overpowering, excluding sanctity, buta sweet, natural goodness, a goodness like thine and mine, and that so invites thine and mine to be and to grow.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , God Quotes , Sweet Quotes

To be shown love is to feel ourselves the object of concern: our presence is noted, our name is registered, our views are listened to, our failings are treated with indulgence and our needs are ministered to. And under such care, we flourish.

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Tags : Alain de Botton Quotes , Love Is Quotes , Views Quotes

The notion that the church, the press, and the universities should serve the state is essentially a Communist notion. In a free society these institutions must be wholly free - which is to say that their function is to serve as checks upon the state.

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Tags : Alan Barth Quotes , Government Quotes , Church Quotes

Agar Mohbaat Ki Tijarat Ka Itna Shauk H To Ye Baat B Jaan Lo
DOSTO
Yaha Wafa Ka Koi Mool Nahi Hota Or Bewafai Bahut Anmol Hoti hai

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Tags : Bewafa SMS , New Whatsapp Status

When U Are Lonely
I Am Sad..
When U Are Happy
I Am Glad..
Remember..
That Whatever U Feel..
I Feel It Twice..
So If U Miss Me Once..
I Miss U To See..!

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Tags : Love Saying SMS

Lo ji garmiya da tofa
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ice cream for you thodi si chaat kar aage forward kar do garmi sirf aapko hi nhi lagti hai

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The Master said, "A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present."

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Teacher Quotes

To develop patience, you need someone who willfully hurts you. Such people give us real opportunities to practice tolerance. They test our inner strength in a way that even our guru cannot. Basically, patience protects us from being discouraged.

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Real Quotes

Old age is by nature rather talkative.

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Age Quotes , Talkative Quotes

When you say, 'I can’t do that,' you're expressing yourself incorrectly. You should say, 'I couldn’t do that before.'

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Express Yourself Quotes , Should Quotes

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali.
May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.
Dhoom machao, Rang jamao...
have a blast this Diwali!

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If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

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Tags : Alan Ayckbourn Quotes , Women Quotes , Believe Quotes

Dosto Dil Todna Hamari Aadat Nahi
Dil Hum Kisi Ka Dukhate Nahi
Bharosa Rakhna Meri Dosti Par
Dil Mein Basakar Hum Kisiko Bhulate Nahi

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS