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  • Rafta rafta har police wale ko shayar kar diya
    Mahafil e sher o sukhan may bhej kar sarakar ne
    Ek qaidi subah ko phansi laga kar mar gaya
    Rat bhar gazalen sunain us ko thanedar ne
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bekaar Ki Zndgi Hum Jeeya Nahi Karte..
    Expire Hone Waali Dosti Hum Kiya Nahi Karte..
    Mere Sms Aapko Lifetime Milte Rehenge..
    Qki
    Reply Ki Chinta Hum Kiya Nahi Karte.!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • 2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
    Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
    what will u do now..
    Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
    i will marry ur sister.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye,
    Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur ,
    Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge,
    Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A lot of life is about how you feel relating to dealing with this person or that person. If this person makes you feel good, then they're a person to be around; if they don't, they're not. Being in a band is different. The group is the more important part, and you have to kind of shift the way you look at life when you're in a group of people that you work with.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Duritz Quotes , People Quotes , Feel Good Quotes
  • After reading all that has been written, and after thinking all that can be thought, on the topics of God and the soul, the man who has a right to say that he thinks at all, will find himself face to face with the conclusion that, on these topics, the most profound thought is that which can be the least easily distinguished from the most superficial sentiment.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes , God Quotes , Reading Quotes
  • ~~~ Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,
    .
    .
    ~ chuhe billi se,
    .

    ~ billi kutte se,
    .
    .
    kutta admi se,
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    .
    admi apni GIRLFRND se,
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    .
    aur GIRLFRND "cockroch" se.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Naturally, if you love somebody, you do want to see their face every now and again, but that's not a condition of your love. People often get possession mixed up with love, and they say, "If you really loved me, you would call me." How - when life is going on? I think of you all the time, and the thought of you always lifts my spirits. But I'm not right at the phone!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Phones Quotes
  • Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
    Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
    Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOOD MORNING Ab tum sochoge ki good morning is waqt kyu?SIMPLE!Phone mera,Msg mera,Paisa mera.Jo man mein aaye wo bheju,YE Lo HAPPY DIWALI.
    Smile.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • NE SEED can create a forest.
    ONE SMILE can start a relationship.
    ONE TOUCH can show love-n-care.
    and ONE Friend can bring meaning to life!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS