• Categories
  • Last / Latest Updated SMS
  • 1 aurat 2sri sy,

    Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.

    2sri aurt,

    Phir tum kia karogi..?

    1st,

    Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • In high school I was worried about singing in a choir not being a cool thing, like "I want girls to like me so I don't want to do something that's not cool." But, in fact, if you do something you like to do and you're good at it, you're going to find someone who will like you for that reason.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam DeVine Quotes , Girl Quotes , School Quotes
  • All things are flowing, even those that seem immovable. The adamant is always passing into smoke. The plants imbibe the materialswhich they want from the air and the ground. They burn, that is, exhale and decompose their own bodies into the air and earth again. The animal burns, or undergoes the like perpetual consumption. The earth burns, the mountains burn and decompose, slower, but incessantly.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Change Quotes , Nature Quotes
  • I don't discuss my family with the press; I discuss my family with my family. If you notice, when you hear something sensational in the press about me, I don't respond to it publicly, because a lot of things are put out there simply for the attention. Things that are meaningful, you don't need to talk about.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Al B. Sure! Quotes , Meaningful Quotes , Attention Quotes
  • The Tao gives birth to One. One gives birth to yin and yang. Yin and yang give birth to all things... The complete whole is the complete whole. So also is any part the complete whole... But forget about understanding and harmonizing and making all things one. The universe is already a harmonious oneness; just realize it.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Laozi Quotes , Oneness Quotes , Giving Quotes
  • Tujhe Pa Na Sake Toh Bhi
    Saari Zindagi Tujhe Pyar
    Karenge ..
    ♥♥♥Ye Zaruri Toh Nahi Jo MilNa Sake
    Usse Chor Diya Jaye .. |♥|♥
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • गब्बर: अरे ओ मुर्गी तुझे दो अंडे देने को बोले
    थे ना तूने एक ही क्यूं दिया. क्या तुझे
    मुझसे डर नहीं लगता?
    मुर्गी: सरकार तुम्हारे डर से
    ही एक अंडा दे दिया वरना मैं तो मुर्गा
    हूं.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags :