Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Ek dua mangte hum apne bhagwan se
chahte hain hum apki khushi pure iman se
puri ho apki har khwaishein hasrtein
aap khush raho aur haste raho dil-o-jaan se.

8 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

I truly believe that a woman can have anything she wants - if she's willing to do the hard work it takes to get it.

3 years ago

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Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Women Quotes , Believe Quotes

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

3 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Kindness Quotes

Jab Mai Duba To Samandar Ko
Bhi Hairat Huyi Mujh Par........
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Aye Dosto.........
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Kitna Tanha Saksh Hai Kisi Ko
Pukarta Bhi Nahi.......!!

8 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Charo Aur Diya Jalaao,
Apne Ghar Ko Khub Sajaao
Aaj Ki Raat Pataakhen Bajaao,
Diwali Ko Achhi Tarah Manaao,
Happy Diwali

8 years ago

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Tags : Diwali SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Some civil servants are neither servants nor civil.

3 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Servant Quotes

It is the woman - nearly always - in spite of all the advances of modern feminism, who still takes responsibility for the bulk of the chores, as well as doing her paid job. This is true even in households where men try to be unselfish and to do their share.

4 years ago

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Tags : A. N. Wilson Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Responsibility Quotes

To me it seems that to give happiness is a far nobler goal that to attain it: and that what we exist for is much more a matter of relations to others than a matter of individual progress: much more a matter of helping others to heaven than of getting there ourselves.

4 years ago

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Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Helping Others Quotes , Giving Quotes

बिहार की ताज़ा घटना:

किडनैपर(फ़ोन पर) - हमने तुम्हारे बेटे का अपरहण कर लिया है....

बाप (बीच में ही चिल्लाते हुए) - नहीं.....
मैं बहुत गरीब आदमी हूँ. कुछ नहीं है मेरे पास।

किडनैपर - अबे, हम एक करोड़ भेज रहे हैं,

तुझे उसके खुल्ले कराने है।

8 years ago

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Tags : 500 And 1000 Notes Jokes SMS

Every man is a poet when he is in love.

4 years ago

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Men Quotes , Poet Quotes

The real yellow peril: Gold.

4 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Real Quotes , Yellow Quotes

ये देखना दिलचस्प होगा की आज 18
साल पुरे,
करने वाला Google जब 21 साल का
होगा तब,
अपने लिए दुल्हन Search करने क्या,
Jeevansathi Dot Com पे जायेगा..

8 years ago

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*::*Wishing*::* *:::*U*:::* *::::*Happiest*::::* *::*Sweetest*::* >|:::*&*:::|< *::::*Lovely*:::* *:::*GOOD*:::* *....*morning*...*

8 years ago

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Tags : Good Morning SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Kiya kahe ke kuch kaha nahi jata dard mitha hai par saha nahi jata dosti ho gayi hai is kadar apse ke bina yaad kiye apko raha nahi jata@

8 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS , New Whatsapp Status

There are now that 20 consent decrees in place like the one in Baltimore that are helping put broken police departments on a path to reform. And this is long work. Baltimore is just embarking down this road.

4 years ago

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Tags : Al Sharpton Quotes , Long Quotes , Broken Quotes

Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere paas na betha,
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the,
Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe _
or aj phool hi phool diye ja rahe thhe
Taras gaye ham kisi k 1 hath k liye,
Or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe thhe.
Do kadam sath na chalne ko taiyartha koi,
Aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,
Aaj pata chala mujhe k "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti he
Kambakht .....
Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe thhe.
SKT

8 years ago

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Dete Hai Kynu Wo Dard Bas
Humi Ko, Kya Smjhege Wo
In Aankho Ki Nami Ko,
Lakho Deewane Ho Jis Chand
Ke, Wo Kya Mahsus Krege
Ek Taare Ki Kami Ko.

8 years ago

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Mohabbat wo hasin gunah hai.
Jise har insan khushi - khushi karta hai.
Par mohabbat me intzar wo saja hai.
Jo sirf wahi karta hai jo sacchi mohabbat karta hai.
Kasamkhan

8 years ago

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Palkon Ke Shiva Ab Kanhi Baste Nahi....
Raat Dholna ke Baad Bhi Jate Nahi....
Dholti hue Suraj Ko Dekhna K shiva Bacha Hi Kya Mere Iss Jevan Mai....
Raat ke Shiva Ab Tere YAad ate Hi Nahi....

8 years ago

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"Our Life Is What Our Thoughts Make It."

8 years ago

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Tags : Marcus Aurelius Quotes , Motivational Quotes , Inspiration Quotes