Badi hasarat se pyar kiya hai tumse ye tum nahi
jante,
Bataya hai kai bar par tum nahi mante,
Lakh dil todo ye tum mera magar,
Dunia wale bhale hi tumhe bewafa kahe ye hum
nahi mante
The struggle for world domination is between me and the Jews. All else is meaningless. The Jews have inflicted two wounds on the world: Circumcision for the body and conscience for the soul. I come to free mankind from their shackles.
Suraj Ugata hai aap ke kadmo ki ahat se
Har kali khiti hai aape ke jagne se
Jayad mat soiye aab jagiye kyoki har subhah hoti hai aap ke muskurane se.
Good Morning sweet
Majedar maths
.:-)
AK LADKA AK LADKI KO PADHA RAHA THA
.:-D
USNE LADKI KO KISS KIYA AUR PHIR AK DUSARA KISS KIYA
.:-D
AUR BOLA
.;-)
ISE KAHATE HE JOD
.:-D
PHI LADKI NE LADKE KO KISS KIYA
.:-P
AUR BOLI
:-*
ISE KAHTE HE GATANA
.B-):-(
PHIR DONO NE AK DUSRE KO KISS KIYA
AUR BOLE
ISE KAHATE GOONA
.;->
ITNE ME LADKI KA BAP AATA HE AUR LADKE KO PITNE LAGTA HE
AUR BOLA
ISE KAHTE HE BHHAG
Behold! I am weary of my wisdom, like the bee that has gathered too much honey; I need hands outstretched to take it from me. I wish to spread it and bestow it, until the wise have once more become joyous in their folly, and the poor happy in their riches.
But the nearer the dawn the darker the night, And by going wrong all things come right. Things have been mended that were worse, and the the worse, the nearer they are to mend.
Kya Khuda Ne Tumhe Dil Nahi Diya..
Jo Tum Mera Dard Nahi Samajhte..
Jaane Kya Sochkar Maine Tumse Pyar Kiya..
Tum To Mera Pyar Bhi Nahi Samajhte..
Sacchai To Ye Hai Ki Pyar Bas Ho Jaata Hai..
Accha Khasa Dil Deewana Ho Jaata Hai..
Is Dil Ke Kisi Kone Me
Aaj Bhi Tumhara Intezaar Hai..
Tumhare Dhoke Aur Berukhi Ke Baad Bhi..
Mujhe Tumse Pyar Hai..!
Karte Hain Dua Kaamyabi Ke Shikhar Pe Aapka Naam Ho
Jahan Jahan Pade Kadam Aapke, Duniya Ka Salam Ho
Saamna Mushkilo Ka Himmat Se Karna
Karte Hain Dua Ek Din Waqt Aapka Ghulaam Ho…
realy dude
Pappu Ek Bar Plane Mein Jaa Raha
Tha To Usko Laga Ki Usko Ulti Aane
Wali Hai.
Woh Air Hostess Ko Vomit Bag Lane Ko
Kehta Hai.
Air Hostess Bag Le Ke Aayi Aur Usne
Dekha Ki Sara Plane Ultiya Kar Raha
Hai Sivaye Pappu Ke.
Air Hostess Hairaani Se: “Arrey In Sab
Ko Kya Hua?”
Pappu: “Pata Nahi, Mene To Ulti Kari
Thi In Logo Ko Shayad Buri Lagi To
Mene Wapis Pee Li“
The great tradition of America is one where people can worship the way they want to worship. And if they choose not to worship, they're just as patriotic as your neighbor. That is an essential part of why we are a great nation. If you're a Jew or a Christian or a Muslim, you're equally American.