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Usually the threat of death makes people a lot more aware of their lives.

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Life Quotes , Inspiration Quotes

We see in Islam a religion that traces its origins back to God's call on Abraham. We share your belief in God's justice, and your insistence on man's moral responsibility. We thank the many Muslim nations who stand with us against terror. Nations that are often victims of terror, themselves.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Inspiration Quotes , Responsibility Quotes

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

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Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Dog Quotes , Cat Quotes

If a business does well, the stock eventually follows.

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Business Quotes , War Quotes

Aj Kasam H Tuje Tere MAIKHANE Ki,
Pila Itni K Na Rahe Khabr Zmane Ki,
N Sukun N Rahat Mangi Tujse ,
Dard De Itna K Fir HASRT N Rahe Dil Lgane Ki...

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Then stars arise, and the night is holy.

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Stars Quotes , Night Quotes

Successful people live well, laugh often, and love much. They've filled a niche and accomplished tasks so as to leave the world better than they found it, while looking for the best in others, and giving the best they have.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Successful Quotes , People Quotes

Ajeeb Hunar Hai Mere Haath Me
Ye Shayari Likhne Ka..
Dosto
Mai Apni Barbaadi Likhti Hu..
Aur
Log Waah Waah Karte Hain..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Nice Love SMS

Educated: no. Stupid: yes. And when I say "stupid," I mean stupid fresh.

6 years ago

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Tags : Ad-Rock Quotes , Stupid Quotes , Rap Quotes

Reh Na Jaaye Koi Kami Pyar Mein Mere,
Aa Tujhe Main Apni Baahon Bhar Lu,
Koi Gham Kabhi Choo Bhi Na Paaye Tujhe,
Tera Har Gham Main Apne Naam Kar Lu.

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

All extremes of feeling are allied to madness.

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Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Feelings Quotes , Madness Quotes

When your child is very young, you must protect him from doing harm to himself and others, then later by precept, explaining to him what is going to be for his eventual happiness.

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Children Quotes , Harm Quotes

And the stately ships go on To their haven under the hill; But O for the touch of a vanished hand, And the sound of a voice that is still!

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Tags : Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes , Hands Quotes , Voice Quotes

By getting into distribution and production, I am actually widening my base.

6 years ago

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Tags : Ajay Devgan Quotes , Distribution Quotes

Degree Boy:" A Chote Ek Chocolate

khilaunga

kya

apne Didi Ka Number Dega..??

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3rd Std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer

peelaunga Ye Luv

Leter Jaake Apni Choti Behen Ko

dega.. ?? ;-)):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Divine Revelation Quotes , Revelations Quotes

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sloth Quotes

Humko Auron Ki Parwah
Nahi Ye
Duniya Hi Aisi Hai.
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>ae dosto<
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Shikwe To Unse
Hain Jo Apne Ho Kar Bhi
Apne Nahi
Hain..

10 years ago

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Tags : Dosti SMS

People only give value to a thing if they have, at some point, been uncertain as to whether or not they'll get it.

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , People Quotes , Giving Quotes

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Tags : Nice Picture SMS