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  • Koi Ro Ke Dil Bahlata Hai,
    Koi Has Kar Dard Chhupata Hai,
    Kya Karamaat Hai Kudrat Ka,
    Zinda Insaan Paani Me Dub Jaata Hai,
    Or Murda Lair Ke Dikhata Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teri Bewafayi Nahi Kabool Mujhko,
    Tujhe Ba Wafa Main Kahna Chahta Hun,

    Juda Hokar Jeena Na Mumkin Hai,
    Tere Sang Main Rahna Chahta Hun…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS
  • now count...

    A : is : 1

    B : is : 2

    C : is : 3

    ................

    Z : is : 26

    ab is tarah jode

    L + O + V + E = 54

    AND

    F + R + I + E + N + D + S +H + I + P = 108

    INTRESTING HE NA...

    FRENDSHIP IS A TWICE STRONGER THAN LOVE

    KASAMKHAN
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Drinkrs Gang- Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge
    Jab Tak Wo Samne K 3 Ped 6 Nahi Dikhte!
    Bar Owner- Bas Karo Kamino,
    Samne 1 Hi Ped He!
    Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge Kya!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dil:heart: Ka Dard Chhupana Kitna Mushkil
    Hai, Toot Kar Fir Muskurana:blush:
    Kitna Mushkil Hai, Door Tak Jab
    Chalo Kisi Ke Sath:couple: Mein Fir
    Tanha Laut Ke Aana:walking: Kitna Mushkil Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS , Sad SMS
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
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    Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi
    Bhi Piya
    Karo,
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    Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi
    Bhi Piya
    Karo..
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    Free Mein Post Parhne Walo Kabhi
    Like,
    Bhi Kiya Karo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Pal Bhi Chain Na Aaye To Main Kyaa Krun,
    Har Pal Teri Yaad Sataye To Main Kyaa Krun,
    Kehte Hain Ki Kanto Par Bhi Neend Aaa Jati
    Hai,
    Mere Ashq Mujhe Raat Bhar Jagayein To Main
    Kyaa Krun!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa was smoking in front of his father.
    His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
    Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
    ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
    humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko dosto
    vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Aashiqi 2 tum hi ho
    bhojpuri hindi
    hum tohra bin ab ji nhi sakat
    tohra liya ka wajood hamaar
    tujhse juda kara ho jawan to
    khud sahi ho jabenge wafa kyon
    ki tumhai ho meri jindagi meri aashqi mera chan bhi mera dard bhi ab tumhai ho..............tere layi hi jiyawa toka di hi de diyaba..kyo ki tumhai ho....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Because men, compared to male chimps, have such relatively small testicles (large testicles indicate a species where many males mate, one after the other, with the same female), we might guess that promiscuous societies were uncommon in the immediate human past.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Carl Sagan Quotes , Past Quotes , Men Quotes