Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo..
ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.
Chaahat Ke Yeh Kaise Afsane Huye....
Khud Nazron Mein Apni Begane Huye....
Kisi Bhi Riste Ka Khayal Nahi Mujhe.....
Ishq Mein Tere Is Kadar Diwaane Huye.....
It is the mark of an educated mind to expect that amount of exactness which the nature of the particular subject admits. It is equally unreasonable to accept merely probable conclusions from a mathematician and to demand strict demonstration from an orator.
Like an army defeated
The snow hath retreated,
And now doth fare ill
On the top of the bare hill;
The Ploughboy is whooping — anon — anon!
There's joy in the mountains:
There's life in the fountains;
Small clouds are sailing,
Blue sky prevailing;
The rain is over and gone.
Girl:- Tuj me Rab Dikhata hai yaara
main kya karu???
.
Me:- Darshan Kar,
Matha Take,
Ashirwad le,
Prasad kha,
aur nikal Piche aur Bhi Bhakt
Khade hai Line me.......
जीजा ने हाल ही में अंग्रेजी सीखना शुरू किया था. एक दिन उसकी साली उसके घर आई. अंग्रेजी का रुआब झाड़ने की गरज से जीजा ने उससे कहा: आई लव यू.
साली पढ़ी लिखी थी और जीजाजी पर जान छिड़कती थी. जवाब में बोली: आई लव यू टू.
जीजा भी कहां पीछे रहने वाला था, वह भी बोला: आई लव यू थ्री …
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Kitna Bhi Chaaho Na Bhool
Paoge Hume.. Jitna Dur Jao
Nazdeek Paoge Hume.. Mita
Sakte Ho To Mita Do Yaaden
Meri.. Magar Kya Apne Aapse
Juda Kar Paoge Hume..!
Dur ha apse dard kuch kam nhi...
Dur rehkar bhi apko bhulane wale hum nhi...
Rooj mulakat nhi hua to kya hua,,,,
Apki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nhi.... <3
Usay kehna….
Bzaahir tou, Hawaein Badli Badli han,
Chaman bhi Badla Badla hai,
Magr DIL me Tumhari yaad kaMosam nhi Badla,
Teri chahat k phoolon ki,
Abhi khushbu nahi Bikhri,
Mere Andar Tmhari zaat ka Ehsas baqi hi
Tmharay Dam se Meri zindagi me saans baqi hi,
Usay kehna..
*Ye Fitrat ka taqaaza hai,
k Mosam to Badaltay hain,
Kbi Mosam Badalnay se,
Ye Aankhein Namm nhi krtay,
Dilon me Ghum nhi krtay, Mohabbat km nahi krtay