Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!.
By-jmsp
Nature forever puts a premium on reality. What is done for effect is seen to be done for effect; what is done for love is felt to be done for love. A man inspires affection and honor because he was not lying in wait for these.
Tootenge Aur Bikhar Jaayenge Door Tak,
Ye Kaanch Ke Tukre Agar Pathar Pe Girenge.
Sambhal Ke Chala Talwaar Mere Qaatil,
Mere Khoon Ke Chheete Tere Daaman Pe Girenge.
Pyar ke riste ki ho gayi hai shuruvaat,
Dil ki dil se ho gayi hai pehli mulakaat,
Aakhon se jhalke hai dil ke jazbaat,
Pyar badega har pal chahe jaise bhi ho haalat...
Socha na tha kbi aisi dosti hogi, Manzilo k sath rahein b hasti hogi,
Jannat ki galiyo k khwb q dekhu,
Agar hum saare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi.
I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.
Zakhm Itne Gehre Hai Izhaar Kya Kare
Hum Khud Nishana Bann Gaye Waar Kya Kare
Mar Gaye Hum Magar Khuli Rahi Aankhe
Ab Isse Zyada Unka Intezaar Kya Karee
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But he had gone his way, the grass all mown, And I must be, as he had been - alone, As all must be, I said within my heart, Whether they work together or apart.
Door Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai,
Tere Hi Khayalo Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai,
Aaj Pucha Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawal Tum Se,
Kya Door Reh Kar Tumko Humara Khayal Aata Hai ..;;-))
Each part of life has its own pleasures. Each has its own abundant harvest, to be garnered in season. We may grow old in body, but we need never grow old in mind and spirit. No one is as old as to think he or she cannot live one more year.