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Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!.
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10 years ago

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Nature forever puts a premium on reality. What is done for effect is seen to be done for effect; what is done for love is felt to be done for love. A man inspires affection and honor because he was not lying in wait for these.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Truth Quotes , Honesty Quotes

Tootenge Aur Bikhar Jaayenge Door Tak,
Ye Kaanch Ke Tukre Agar Pathar Pe Girenge.
Sambhal Ke Chala Talwaar Mere Qaatil,
Mere Khoon Ke Chheete Tere Daaman Pe Girenge.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Wo Baar Baar Mujhse Puchti
He Aakhir Kya He Mohabbat.?
Ab Kya Btau Use, Ke
Uska Puchna Or Mera Na Bta
Panahi Mohabbat Hai...!!

10 years ago

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The babe is at peace within the womb, the corpse is at rest within the tomb. We begin in what we end.

5 years ago

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Tags : Percy Bysshe Shelley Quotes , Death Quotes , Ends Quotes

The pedigree of honey does not concern the bee; A clover, any time, to him is aristocracy.

5 years ago

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Tags : Emily Dickinson Quotes , Spring Quotes , Food Quotes

Pyar ke riste ki ho gayi hai shuruvaat,
Dil ki dil se ho gayi hai pehli mulakaat,
Aakhon se jhalke hai dil ke jazbaat,
Pyar badega har pal chahe jaise bhi ho haalat...

10 years ago

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Unhone Dekha Aur Aansu
Gir Pade, Bhari Barsaat
Mein Jaise Phool Bikhar
Pade, Dukh Yeh Nahi Ki
Unhone Hume Alvida Kaha,
Dukh To Yeh Hain Ki Uske
Baad Woh Khud Ro Pade..

10 years ago

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Socha na tha kbi aisi dosti hogi, Manzilo k sath rahein b hasti hogi,
Jannat ki galiyo k khwb q dekhu,
Agar hum saare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi.

10 years ago

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I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Family Quotes , Years Quotes

Zakhm Itne Gehre Hai Izhaar Kya Kare
Hum Khud Nishana Bann Gaye Waar Kya Kare
Mar Gaye Hum Magar Khuli Rahi Aankhe
Ab Isse Zyada Unka Intezaar Kya Karee
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10 years ago

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But he had gone his way, the grass all mown, And I must be, as he had been - alone, As all must be, I said within my heart, Whether they work together or apart.

5 years ago

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Tags : Robert Frost Quotes , Work Quotes , Heart Quotes

I am the fool in this story, and no rebel shall hurl me from my throne.

5 years ago

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Rebel Quotes , Thrones Quotes

Door Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai,
Tere Hi Khayalo Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai,
Aaj Pucha Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawal Tum Se,
Kya Door Reh Kar Tumko Humara Khayal Aata Hai ..;;-))

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

લોકો ના બ્લડ ગ્રૂપમા (+) અને (-) આવે છે , પણ મારા બ્લડ ગ્રૂપ માતો # THAKAR TARU NAAM આવે છે.

9 years ago

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Pyaar Karne Wale marte Nahi
MAar Diye
Jate Hai
Hindu Kehte Hai Jaala Do Inne
Muslim Kehte Hai Dafna Do Inne...
Phar Koi Ye Nahi Kehta Ke
Mila Do Inne

10 years ago

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The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Speech Quotes

What I try to do is to appreciate every job I have while I'm working on it.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adam Baldwin Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Appreciate Quotes

Mat Puchna Ush Kagaz Ka Hal,
Jish Par Ham Dil E Byan Likhtey Hein,
Vo Klam Bhi Kitni Deewani Hai,
Jish Se Hum Aap Ka Nam Likhtey Hein

10 years ago

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Each part of life has its own pleasures. Each has its own abundant harvest, to be garnered in season. We may grow old in body, but we need never grow old in mind and spirit. No one is as old as to think he or she cannot live one more year.

5 years ago

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Years Quotes