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So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , President Quotes , Want Quotes

Mein uska raha, wo begani rahi,
Meri nazron mein uska hi afsana raha...,
Pyar uski bewafai pe aaya hamesha,
Kuch aisa main pagal deewana raha..

10 years ago

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Destroy our leisure and you break love's bow.

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Tags : Ovid Quotes , Love Quotes , Leisure Quotes

There will always be people who say it does not exist because they cannot have it. But I tell you it is true and that you have it and that you are lucky even if you die tomorrow.

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , People Quotes , Doe Quotes

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair &Lovely Hai Na.

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Lahu na ho to kalam tarajuman nahi hota
hamare daur mein aansu zuban nahi hota
jahan rahega waheen roshni lutayega
kisi charag ka apna makan nahi hota
ye kis maqam pe lai hai meri tanahai
ke mujh se aj koi badguman nahi hota
main us ko bhool gaya hun ye kon manega
kisi charag ke bas mein dhuan nahi hota
‘wasim’ sadiyon ke aankhon se dekhiye mujh ko
wo lafz hun jo kabhi dastan nahi hota

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Does Nature supplement what man advanced? Or does she complete what he began?

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Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Men Quotes , Doe Quotes

Koshish to hoti hai ke
teri har khwaish puri karon…!!

Par dar lagta hai ke..
tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!

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Zindagi Mein Jab Bhi Aapko Dukh Tadpane
Lage, To Wo Ek Lamha Yaad Kijie Jo
Aapko Sabse Jyada Khus Kia Ho, Aap
Bhul Jaoge Ki Aap Dukhi Ho, Aapki
Muskan Hi Duniya Ka Sabse Anmol Ratn Hai...

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Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
Pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
Apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.

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I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Life Quotes , Success Quotes

Venerable are letters, infinitely brave, forlorn, and lost. Life would split asunder without them. 'Come to tea, come to dinner, what's the truth of the story? have you heard the news? life in the capital is wonderful; the Russian dancers....' These are our stays and props. These lace our days together and make of life a perfect globe.

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Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Men Quotes , Optimism Quotes

There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Patriotic Quotes , America Quotes

70% ladako ke pass girl friend hoti hai
30% ladako ke pass
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Dimag >=)=D =)

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A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time, or alien in language, or diverse in interest.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Artist Quotes , Immature Quotes

Have charity towards all beings. Pity those who are in distress. Love all creatures. Do not be jealous of anyone. Look not to the faults of others.

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Jealous Quotes , Looks Quotes

Be the change you are trying to create.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Change Quotes

दुनिया की सबसे सख्त सजा है इंतज़ार..
पर ये कुछ
लोगों के लिए जिंदा रहने
का बहाना भी तो है...

10 years ago

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Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.

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Tags : Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes , Jealous Quotes , Thinking Quotes