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  • Aaj Jarurat Hai Jiski Wo
    Paas Nahi Hai, Ab Unke
    Dil Me Wo Ehsas Nahi Hai,
    Tadapte Hai Do Pal Baat
    Karne Ko, Shayad Ab Waqt
    Hamare Liye Unke Pass
    Nahi Hai....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
    Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
    Wife: Kitni mari?
    Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
    Wife: Kaise malum?
    Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
    Bolo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge
    Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
    Sharafat se contact me rehna
    Warna khub Marenge
    Or Rone bhi Nahi denge
    By - jaswant
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pyar krne ki wajah nahi hoti
    Mohabbat koi saza nahi hoti,

    Pyar me hoti hai imaandari
    Pyar me duniyadari nhi hoti

    Pyaar jaan se pyara hota hai
    Pyar se jaan pyari nahi hoti.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Achchi Baat:-
    Uparwala jinko khoon ke rishto me bandhana bhul jata hai..

    Unhe DOST banakar apni galti sudhar leta hai.

    Dedicatd to my All special frnds.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Jis vaqat khuda ne aapko banaya hoga,
    .
    Ek sarur sa uske dil pe chhaya hoga,
    .
    Pahle socha hoga apko janat me rakh lu,
    .
    Fir use mera khayal aaya hoga.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
    Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
    Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Winning Quotes
  • Kisi ne Silent-Love se kaha
    I HATE LIFE
    Silent-Love replied:
    tumhe kisne kaha life se pyar karo tum
    bas use chaho jo tumhe chahta ho life
    apne aap khubsurt ho jayegi...
    By - Silent love.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And you might now and then supply Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie, Some potted grouse, or salmon paste — He's sure to have his personal taste. (I know a Cat, who makes a habit Of eating nothing else but rabbit, And when he's finished, licks his paws So's not to waste the onion sauce.) A Cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect. And so in time you reach your aim, And finally call him by his name.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Cat Quotes , Names Quotes
  • Kambal Aur Razai ko karo Maaf,
    Cooler Aur A.C kar Lo saaf,
    Ab Bina Nahaye Nhi Banegi Baat,
    Apne Nature Me rakho NARMI,
    Meri Taraf se
    "HAPPY-GARMI"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Summer SMS
  • »♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣« «Mat Kar Itni Muhobbat Aye Dil... . »♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣« «Pyar Ka Dard Seh Na Paayega... . »♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣« «Toot Jaayega Kisi Din Apno Ke Haathon Se... . »♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣« «Kisne Toda Yeh Bhi Kisi Se Keh Na Paayega . »GOOD«N00N «
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Evening SMS
  • ના તો મને હિરોઈનની ચાહત છે,


    ના તો હૂ પરીઓ પર મરુ છુ,

    હૂ તો એક પ્યારી,

    માસૂમ છોકરી ને પ્રેમ કરુ છુ.
    એય :person_with_blond_hair_tone1:‍♀જાન:dancer_tone2: એ તુ જ છે
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Janu Whatsapp Status