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  • मैं पी कर नहीं बहकता,,
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    बहकता हूँ तो उसे देखकर,,,
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    अब बताओ ज़रा कि शराब हराम है या वो ??
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    इतने में मम्मी के कमरे से आवाज़ आई,,
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    "शराब हराम है
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    और वो हरामजादी हैं
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    और तु हरामखोर "
    माँ कसम, सब क्लियर हो गया। ......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • koi khuwab in aakho ne sajaya
    hi nahi,
    humare dil ki gahrai ko koi
    samjh paya hi nahi,
    kisi ko humari kami mehsush ho
    sayad rav ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi, —
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • msg pe msg bhejte ho
    bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
    bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
    khud ka bheja chalta nahi
    dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

    Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!

    Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab,
    hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab,
    agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas,
    tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Zehar Ho Ya Dawa Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi,
    Zindagi Jan-E-Wafa Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi,
    Umar Ke Saare Mousam Naam Tere Kar Diye,
    Dekh Le Dil Mein Ab Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi.

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Santa goes to buy a underwear.
    On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
    Shopkeeper: Rs 500
    Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • साले अजीब दोस्त मिले है अगर मैं मर भी गया तो मेरी क़ब्र पे आके एक सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट करेंगे,
    “Me AND My Friend At स्मशानघाट – Feeling Sad.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • We do not quite say that the new is more valuable because it fits in; but its fitting in is a test of its value - a test, it is true, which can only be slowly and cautiously applied, for we are none of us infallible judges of conformity.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Judging Quotes , Tests Quotes
  • Bahoot door magar bahoot paas rehti ho ,
    Aankho se door sahi par dil ke paas rehti ho ,
    Mujhko sirf etna bata do ki kyaa ,
    Tum bhi mere bina udaas rehti ho ..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • दीवाली पर एक ही तिल्ली से 4-5 दीपक
    ना जलाये ...
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    इससे पिताजी को शक होने लगता है की
    छोरा सिगरेट पीने लगा है।।।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi- tum muje payar nahi karte
    pati- esa nahi h me karta hu
    biwi-to fir muje abhi tak baby kyon nahi diya
    pati- ok khuch time lagega biwi- nahi tum har bar yahi kehte ho muje to abhi ka abhi chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
    Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
    Sardar:Kon?
    Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
    Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • Mat Kar Gila Mere Behte
    Ashko Ka, Is Dil Ko Sabhi
    Ne Rulaaya Hai, Mat Dhoond
    Mere Dil Ki Kitaab Me
    Khusiyon Ka Panna, Har Panna
    Mere Apno Ne Jalaaya Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Sagar Ki Zindgi Ke Alag Usul Hain.
    Dost Ki Khatir Kante Bhi Kubul Hain.
    Hans Kar Chaldu Kanch Ke Tukdo Par.
    Agar Mera Dost Kahe Ki,
    Ye Mere Bichhaye Huye Phool Hain.

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • The castled crag of Drachenfels, Frowns o'er the wide and winding Rhine, Whose breast of waters broadly swells Between the banks which bear the vine, And hills all rich with blossom'd trees, And fields which promise corn and wine, And scatter'd cities crowning these, Whose far white walls along them shine.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Wall Quotes , Wine Quotes
  • Because Christian morality leaves animals out of account, they are at once outlawed in philosophical morals; they are mere 'things,' mere means to any ends whatsoever. They can therefore be used for vivisection, hunting, coursing, bullfights, and horse racing, and can be whipped to death as they struggle along with heavy carts of stone. Shame on such a morality that is worthy of pariahs, and that fails to recognize the eternal essence that exists in every living thing, and shines forth with inscrutable significance from all eyes that see the sun!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes , Christian Quotes , Horse Quotes