Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Jami Se Judkaar Asma Ki Baat Karo!
Swapn Nahi Hakekat Se Mulakat Karo!
Toofan Se Darte Hain, Bujdil Yaron!
Museebat Se Mard Ki Tarah Do Do Hath Karo..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Many of us do not believe in any form of idolatry; but they have no right to object when others do it.

5 years ago

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Believe Quotes , Idol Worship Quotes

Boy :give a condom?
SalesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..Give “L‘
wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh shit
Give me a tissue-paper.

10 years ago

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Necessities can be many, but the one that is stronger is that which constrains you to win or to die.

5 years ago

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Art Quotes , War Quotes

1 Ladki ne boyfrnd ko fone kiya to uss
ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.
Ladki:
Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha:
Aap ka name?
Ladki:
Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e
man ka fone hai.
jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse
sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to
"KUTIYA"likha hua hai...

10 years ago

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There has been something crude and heartless and unfeeling in our haste to suceed and be great. Our thought has been 'Let every man look out for himself, let every generation look out for itself,' while we reared giant machinery which made it impossible that any but those who stood at the levers of control should have a chance to look out for themselves.

5 years ago

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Tags : Woodrow Wilson Quotes , Success Quotes , Men Quotes

*થાક હરેક વ્યક્તિને લાગે છે*

*કોઇકને જીંદગીથી તો*
*કોઇકને જવાબદારીઓથી*

*ઝુમતાં નહી આવડે તો ચાલશે ,*
*પણ....*
*ઝઝુમ્યાં વગર તો છુટકોજ નથી*

*GOOD MORNING*

8 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati Good Morning SMS , Gujarati Suvichar Sms , Good Morning SMS , Motivational Status For Whatsapp

Chehre par marne wale hajar mil jayenge,
Kuch log har jarurat puri kar janenge,
Khawahish hai uski jo dil se samjhe hame,
Humto jindgi bhi uske naam kar jayenge…

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

The fact that the Catholic Church has come to an agreement with Fascist Italy ... proves beyond doubt that the Fascist world of ideas is closer to Christianity than those of Jewish liberalism or even atheistic Marxism.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Agreement Quotes , Ideas Quotes

Pas Aakar Sabhi Dour
Chale Jate Hai, Akele The
Ham Akele Hi Rah Jate Hai,
Is Dil Ka Dar Dikhaye Kise,
Marham Lagane Wale Hi
Jakham De Jate Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.

6 years ago

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Tags : Ajahn Chah Quotes , Peace Quotes , Heart Quotes

Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by power and by force, whether it arises under the Fascist or the Communist flag. All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded to the individual.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Power Quotes , Opportunity Quotes

National discord is, like religion, a standardized form of revolt; and the moment a revolt is standardized, it is no longer a revolt.

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Moments Quotes , Form Quotes

The saving of labour of the individual should be the object and honest humanitarian considerations, and not greed, the motive.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Greed Quotes , Saving Quotes

Where does one go from a world of insanity? Somewhere on the other side of despair.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Health Quotes , Insanity Quotes

The greatest proof of Christianity for others is not how far a man can logically analyze his reasons for believing, but how far in practice he will stake his life on his belief.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Christian Quotes , Prayer Quotes

Zindgi Mili Hai To Muskarana,
Aankhon Me Kabi Nami Na Lana,
Mana Ki Zindgi Ki Raahon Me
Kuch Kante Honge, Hum Haath
Rakh Denge Or Aap Nikal Jana.

10 years ago

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Not all spiritual paths lead to the harmonious Oneness. Indeed, most are detours and distractions, nothing more.

5 years ago

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Oneness Quotes

At a personal level, as a Buddhist practitioner, I deliberately visualize and think about death in my daily practice. Death is not separated from our lives. Due to my research and thoughts about death, I have some guarantee and some conviction that it will be a positive experience.

5 years ago

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Buddhist Quotes , Thinking Quotes

A movie is about human beings, about humanity.

6 years ago

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Tags : Abbas Kiarostami Quotes , Humanity Quotes , Humans Quotes