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  • English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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    Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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    Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi.......
    Khan
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Main Tu Insaan K Ziada Kareeb Hoon
    Tu.Sun Mere Maalik !
    Meri Qismat Ki Siyaa Bakhtii Par
    Tere Karam Ki Baarish Kab Hogi
    Meri Tu Sirf Itni Faryaad Hai
    K.Aaj Ki Shab..
    Ya Meri Manzil Ka Pata Bata
    Ya Phir Hamesha K Liay Faryaad Karne Wali
    Zabaan Khamoosh Karde
    Kion K.
    Ab Asi Hayat Ki Mujhay Aarzoo Nahin
    Jis Main Mohabbat Meri Manzil Na Ho
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Raat aati hai sitare lekar, neend aati hai sapne lekar, hamara duahai, kal ki subah aaye apke liye bahut saari khushiya lekar Isleye**§o0|) Ni§ht**
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS

  • "Aapki Tasviro Ko Ham Ulat Palat Kar Dekhte Rahe
    Din Raat Aapke Khayalo Mein Ulze Rahe
    Malum Tha Aap Ham Se Dur Hain
    Phir Bhi Aapko Aas Paas Khojte Rahe".
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Americans have always held firm, because we have always believed in certain truths. We know that if evil is not confronted, it gains in strength and audacity and returns to strike us again. We know that when the work is hard, the proper response is not retreat, it is courage. And we know that a great ideal of human freedom entrusted to us in a special way and that the ideal of liberty is worth defending.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Evil Quotes , Special Quotes
  • खाना खाने के बाद लड़कियां टिशू पेपर से इतने प्यार से मुंह पाेछती है कि,:laughing:
    कहीं होंठ उखड़ के टिशू पेपर के साथ ना आ जाय।:laughing::sweat_smile:
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    लड़के ऐसे साफ करते कि
    जैसे पंचर वाला ट्यूप रगड़ रहा हो!!!!!!:sunglasses::innocent::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Tissue Paper Jokes , Jokes SMS