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  • Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai?
    Santa: Google Singh
    Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
    Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek jurm hua hai hum say, ek dost bana baithay hain,
    Kuch apna sa uss ko samaj kar, Sab raaz bata baithay hain

    Phir uss kay pyar ki raah mein, Dil-o-jaan ganwa baithay hain
    Wo yaad buhot hiaatay hain jo hum ko bhula bathay hain,

    Iss jurm ki mili hai saza aisi,
    Hum un sey juda ho baithay hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Ghazals SMS
  • जैसे डिटर्जेंट के विज्ञापन में बच्चे कपडे गंदे कर
    घर आ जाते है
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    बचपन में हम आ जाया करते थे तो कपडे बाद में
    धुलते थे, पहले हम धुले जाते थे।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • FATHER: Beti.
    Aaj
    tum ne Phone par sirf 1 ganta bat ki,
    Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat
    hi nahi ki.
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    BETI: "Papa, ye wrong numbr tha"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Zindagi Kitne
    Gaer Bhi Ho Jaate Hai Ikk Pal Mein Apne
    Na Jana Kabhi Sapno Ki Duniyaa Mien
    Toot Jata Hai Dil, Toot Te Hain Jab Sapne….
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ankho main nami thi,

    Aur vitamin ki kami thi ..

    Wah Wah ,

    Jis se raat bhar chatting ki
    woh girl friend ki mummy thi ..:o
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • यदि पेड़ों से wi-fi के सिगनल मिलते तो हम
    खूब पेड़ लगाते।
    अफसोस कि वे हमे आक्सीजन देते है
    जो केवल
    जीने के काम आती हैं।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • There's this really amazing quote from Jim Jarmusch about celebrating your theft that I think has become more and more prominent in music: "It's not where you got it from, it's where you take it." To me, that's just an integral part of why I even bother making music. I don't mind that I've created an identity around what I do.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alan Palomo Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Mind Quotes
  • Tumne sada sath nibhane ka vada tod dia,
    Beach rah mein mera sath bhi chod dia,
    Kehte the sath nibhayenge marte dum tak A-
    Sanam,
    Lekin adhe raste mein hi hume marne k liye chod
    dia.


    Sarik
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
    shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
    dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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    pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
    bhi
    aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
    rahi....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dhoop Ho Ya Chaon Tum Saath Nibhaaya Karna.
    Akele Me Gale Laga Kar Hume Pyar Karna.
    Pehchaan Lunga Khubsoo Se Tumko.
    Agar Neend Aa Jaye To
    Apni Baahon Me Sulaaya Karna.!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS