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...the materialism of modern civilization is paradoxically founded on a hatred of materiality, a goal-oriented desire to obliterate all natural limits through technology, imposing an abstract grid over nature.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Technology Quotes , Civilization Quotes

Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider.

5 years ago

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Tags : Saint Augustine Quotes , Horse Quotes , Philosophical Quotes

JAB se Aapko jana h, jab se aapko paya h,
meri har dua me aapka naam aaya h,
dil karta h puchhu us rab se ki kya
itna pyara"DOST"sirf mere liye bnaya h.

10 years ago

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Let me arrest thy thoughts, wonder with me, Why ploughing, building, ruling and the rest, Or most of those arts, whence our lives are blessed, By cursed Cain's race invented be, And blessed Seth vexed us with astronomy.

5 years ago

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Tags : John Donne Quotes , Art Quotes , Science Quotes

Kitabon Mein Rakh Kar Sula Gaya Humko
Aankh Band Kar Bhula Gaya Humko
Ajeeb Musavvar Tha Jo Barishon Mein
Deewaron Pe Bana Gaya Humko…

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Our misery comes, not from work, but by our getting attached to something. Take for instance, money: money is a great thing to have, earn it, says Krishna; struggle hard to get money, but don't get attached to it. So with children, with wife, husband, relatives, fame, everything; you have no need to shun them, only don't get attached. There is only one attachment and that belongs to the Lord, and to none other.

5 years ago

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Children Quotes , Husband Quotes

One time there was a student at Punjab University in Lahore who came down with cancer and his friend came to me for help. I stood outside on the street in Lahore and asked the people in that city for help. Within four or five hours, I received more than 40 million rupees [more than US $670,000].

6 years ago

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Tags : Abdul Sattar Edhi Quotes , Cancer Quotes , Cities Quotes

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

ગ્લાસ ભરું ને ઢોળાઈ જાય….ગાડી માં ગ્લાસ ભરું ને ઢોળાઈ જાય…

આમ કવિ PORBANDER ના રોડ ની વાત કરે છે….
:smile::smiley::smile::smiley:

9 years ago

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Tags : Kavi Jokes

Dil Ki Hasrat Zuban Pe Aane Lagi

Tune Dekha Aur Zindagi Muskurane Lagi
Ye Ishq Ki Inteha Thi Ya Deewangi Meri

Har Soorat Me Soorat Teri Nazar Aane Lagi.

<3 RAJ

10 years ago

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for it was not knowledge but unity that she desired, not inscriptions on tablets, nothing that could be written in any language known to men, but intimacy itself, which is knowledge

5 years ago

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Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Men Quotes , Unity Quotes

Anyone who is not an anarchist agrees with having a policeman at the corner of the street; but the danger at present is that of finding the policeman half-way down the chimney or even under the bed.

5 years ago

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Bed Quotes , Half Quotes

I want to die violently instead of fading out sentimentally.

5 years ago

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Fading Quotes , Want Quotes

I stand here today as hopeful as ever that the United States of America will endure, that it will prevail, that the dream of our founders will live on in our time.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Dream Quotes , Hope Quotes

Nature hath no goal though she hath law.

5 years ago

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Tags : John Donne Quotes , Nature Quotes , Law Quotes

My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior... I am fighting for the work of the Lord.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Christian Quotes , Fighting Quotes

To one bent on age, death will come as a release. I feel this quite strongly now that I have grown old myself and have come to regard death like an old debt, at long last to be discharged.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Long Quotes , Age Quotes

Aankho Me Aasoo Ke Lakeer
Ban Gye, Socha Na Tha Kbhi
Aise Taqdeer Ban Gye, Hum
Ne Fehri Thi Reat Me
Ungliya. Gur Se Dekha To
Zalim Tere Tasveer Ban Gye..!

10 years ago

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Aap Aate Ho Ankho Me Chand
Sitare Lekar, Jane Kaha
Gye Khwab Hmare Lekar, Kitne
Hi Dur Chale Jao Hmse Lekin
Waqt Ayga Apko Pas Hmare Lekar.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Sehme labo pe mausam si friyad aa jaye...
koi khushi ab in gamo k bad
Aa jaye...
hr pal m mhsus hoti h jiski
Kami..
kash kisi pal usko b hamari yaad
Aa jaye...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS