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And the more I drink the more I feel it. That's why I drink too. I try to find sympathy and feeling in drink.... I drink so that I may suffer twice as much!

5 years ago

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Feelings Quotes , Suffering Quotes

Aaj inbox me aap nazar nahi aaye,
Tamana ke phool phir murjhaye,
Na jane kin galiyo me kho gye aap,
Hum police station se lekar
Pagal khane tak dhund aaye.

10 years ago

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My wealth is in my knowledge of self, love, and spirituality.

5 years ago

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Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Self Quotes , Spirituality Quotes

A man is not to aim at innocence, any more than he is to aim at hair, but he is to keep it.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Truth Quotes , Honesty Quotes

Kuch Alag Tha Kehne Ka Andaaz Unka..
Ki
Suna Bhi Kuch Nahi Aur Kaha Bhi Kuch Nahi..
Kuch Is Tarah Bikhre Unke Pyar Me Hum..
Ki
Toota Bhi Kuch Nahi Aur Bacha Bhi Kuch Nahi..!

10 years ago

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A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.

5 years ago

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , War Quotes , Ideas Quotes

Emotional makeup is more important than technical skill

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Makeup Quotes , Emotional Quotes

Ek Ladka School Der Se Jata Hai

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Principal :"Late Kyo Hue ???

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Boy :"Bike Kharab Ho Gyi The

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Principal :"Bus Mei Nhi Aa Skte The

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Boy :"Maine Kaha Tha Sir

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par Apki Beti K Nakhre Khatam Ho Tab Na!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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KOI DOOR HO KITNA TO KYA GAM HE.

MAGAR WO apna HE YE KYA KAM HE.

NA BAT HO,NA MULAKAAT HO TO KYA HUA.

KOI DIL SE YAD KARLE YE KYA KAM HE........

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS

Dil unke liye machalta hai
Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
Dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta h.

10 years ago

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Talas Usaki Karo Jo Kisi
K Pas Na Ho. Bhula Do Use
Jis Par Vishwas Na Ho. Ham
To Apane Gamo Parb Hans
Padte He Wo Isliye Ki Samne
Wala Udass Na Ho...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

We can't do both. If you want us to lead, don't criticize us. And if you want us to play a supporting role, then tell us who is going to lead.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adel al-Jubeir Quotes , Play Quotes , Roles Quotes

Secession withdraws the State out of the reach of the usurped powers

6 years ago

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Tags : Abel P. Upshur Quotes , States Quotes

The first step in learning to love others is the attempt to understand them.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adrienne von Speyr Quotes , Firsts Quotes , Steps Quotes

jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai,
jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai.

10 years ago

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Science, in the very act of solving problems, creates more of them.

6 years ago

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Tags : Abraham Flexner Quotes , Motivational Quotes , Math Quotes

You have your identity when you find out, not what you can keep your mind ON, but what you can't keep your mind OFF.

6 years ago

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Tags : A. R. Ammons Quotes , Life Quotes , Wisdom Quotes

5 wajah ho sakti hai muze SMS na karne ki.
1=Time Nahi
2=Free SMS Nai
3=Balance Nai
4=Network Nahi
Ya

5="ShER" ko tang karne ki himmat nahi.

10 years ago

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Speech is power: speech is to persuade, to convert, to compel. It is to bring another out of his bad sense into your good sense.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Communication Quotes , Speech Quotes

Kehna to bahut kuch chahte the unhe
magar is juban ne kehne na diya
Kabhi waqt ki kahmoshi me khamosh rahe hum
To kabhi unki khamoshi ne kuch kehne na diya.

10 years ago

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