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    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5.
    And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

    What can I do?

    Reply:

    Dear Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
    Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

    Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful.
    In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • hasne ke bad kyo rulati hai duniya,
    jane ka bad jane kyo bulati hai duniya,
    jite ji kya kasar chhodi thi,
    jo marne ke bad bhi jalati hai duniya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • डैड : हू इज दिस गर्ल ?

    बेटा : दिस इज माय गर्ल-फ्रेंड.

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    अगले दिन …

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    डैड : नाउ हू इज दिस “न्यू गर्ल”?

    बेटा : रिश्ता वही, आइटम नयी :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wado Par Kisi K Ab Aitebar Na Karenge;
    Mar Jayenge Par Kisi Se Pyar Na Karenge;
    Sari Umar Chahe Akele Katni Pade Par;
    In Raho Par Kisi Ka Ab Intezar Na Karenge...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Dil ka dard palko k kinaro me kaid h,zikr unka hawa k isaro me kaid h,unko bataye bhi to kaise,jinko khush dekhne ki arjoo tute hr ek sitaro me kaid h
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • बस...कंठ ! ही हमारा नीला नही है,
    वरना...
    जहर तो हमने भी कम नही पिया__
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Love SMS
  • Usko Pane Ke Liye To Me GOD Se Bhi
    Lad Leta..
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    Phir Socha..
    Exam Ka Time Hai..
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    God Se Panga Lena Theek Nahi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche
    araam
    kr raha tha.
    Kuch Bandar uski topiya utha kr
    le
    gaye.
    Topi wale ko apne Dada ki sunai
    kahani yaad aayi Or
    usne apni 1
    topi utha k fek di.
    1 Bandar aaya,
    Usne topi ko uthaya or 1
    THAPPAD maar k bola-
    "Sale tu kya sochta
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    Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi
    suna k
    gaya" :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bewafa Hai Duniya Kisi Ka Aitbaar Na Karo,
    Har Pal Dete Hai Dhoka Kisi Se Pyar Na Karo,
    Mit Jao Beshaq Tanha Jee Kar,
    Par Kisi Ke Sath Ka Intezaar Na Karo.

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS
  • Apni jindagi ke kuch alag asul hai ,yaar ki khatir to kaante bhi kabool hai ,has kar chal du kanch ke tukdo par bhi ,agar yaar kahe yah mere bichaye hue phul hai....KISHOR UPASE {P}
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • I am Sorry

    Ek Buri Khabar Hai

    Mujhe Bhool Jana PLz..

    Main Kuch Dino K Baad

    Tumhe Hamesha K Liye

    Chor Kr Chala Jaonga

    Tumhara Apna

    Year 2012

    But

    Tumhe Aik Naya DOST De Kr

    Ja Raha Hon

    Year 2013
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Year SMS
  • Kahin Masjidon Mein Sahadatein, Kahin Mandiron Mein Adalatein
    Yahan Kaun Karta Hai Faisla, Ye Kabhi Kisi Ko Khabar Na Ho

    Mere Pass Jitni Hai Roshani, Yahi Chirag Ki Zindagi
    Main Kahan Jla, Main Kahan Bujha, Ye Kabhi Kisi Ko Khabar Na Ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes SMS
  • Sawal Kuch B Ho,
    Jawab Tum Hi Ho
    Rasta Koi Bhi Ho,
    Manzil Tum Hi Ho
    Dukh Kitna Hi Ho,
    Khushi Tum Hi Ho
    Arman Kitne Bhi Ho,
    Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho
    Gussa Kitna Bhi Ho,
    Pyar Tum Hi Ho
    Khawab Koi Bhi Ho,
    Us Mein Tum Hi Ho,
    kyunki Tum Hi Ho...!!!
    Ab tm hi ho
    meri ashiqi ab tum hi ho
    ......abhinav shukla.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS