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  • A Famous Speaker Said:
    "Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!"

    Audience was Shockd & Silent..

    He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

    Applause!

    A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home.

    After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
    Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife!

    Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
    I can-t remember who She was.

    By da time he reg
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Why I hate CID :(

    Example:
    LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
    DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
    LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
    ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara
    Bhai Tha???
    LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
    ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
    Ki Behen Ho .... :p
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Lamha Jo Baar Baar Satata
    Hai, Na Jaane Ye Dil Kiya
    Chahta Hai, Kash Wo Hote
    Humare Nazro Ke Saamne
    Humesa, Par Na Jaane Kyu Ye
    Kash, Kash He Reh Jaata Hai!

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Chalo Phir Se Ek Gumnaam Sa
    Rishta Bana Ker Dekhthe Hain,
    Chalo Phir Se Ek Khawb Aankhon
    Mein Sajha Ker Dekhthe Hain,
    Jo Barson Se Tumhare Pyaar Ka
    Arman Hai Dil Mein, Chalo Phir
    Se Use Dil Mein Basa Ker Dekhthe
    Hain..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Yaado ko yaad se churaya aap ne,
    door hote hue bhi apna bnaya aap ne,
    kabi bhul ni payenge aap ko hum,
    kyuki yaad rakhna bhi sikhaya aap ne.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha :
    Kaha the abb tak.. ??
    Maine kaha: Friend ke ghar tha...
    Dad ne mere hi saamne mere
    10 friends ko call kiya..
    4 ne kaha: Haan Uncle, yahin par tha...
    2 ne kaha: Abhi just nikla hai..
    3 ne kaha: Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai,
    phone dun kya.. ??
    1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha:
    Haan Papa bolo kya hua...
    Har ek Friend zaroori hota hai...
    Anurag
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,
    Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata.
    Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper,
    Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha nahi jata.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Nind Ne Ankho Se Jo Palko Ko Uthaya He
    Koi He Jo Dilko Bahut Yaad Aya He
    Wese To Yad apki Hr Waqt Hi Aati He
    Lkin Ab To Jese Tufan Simat Aaya He.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
    Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
    Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
    Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS