Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked. 'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire Cat. 'I don't know,' Alice answered. 'Then,' said the Cat, 'it doesn't matter.
A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.
Socha Kisi Apne Se Bat Kare,
Apne Kisi Khas Ko
Yaad Kare,
Kiya Jo Faisla
Subhkamnaye Dene Ka,
Dil Ne Kaha Kyo Na Aap Se Surwat Kare,
Wish You Happy Diwali.
Wo Halaat Ki Majboori Se Chahta Tha Mujhe..
Phir Har Pal
Usne Apna Pyaar Jataya Kyun ??
Khabar Thi Usko Ki Ho Jayenge Juda Ek Din..
Phir Har Pal
Wo Mere Kareeb Aaya Kyun ??
Agar Use Bhi Ek Dard Dekar Hi Jaana Tha..
Toh Aaj Tak
Mere Zakhmon Ko Sehlaya Kyun ??
Agar Yun Tanha Chodna Tha Raah-E-Safar Mein..
Toh Ab Tak
Haath Pakad Kar Chalna Sikhaya Kyun??
Meri Aankhon Ko Yun Hi Usne Rulana Tha..
To Mohabbat Ke
Sapno Se Phir Unko Sajaya Kyun
The best gifts to give :
To your friend - loyalty
To your enemy - forgiveness;
To your boss - service;
To a child - a good example;
To your parents - gratitude and devotion;
To your mate - love and faithfulness..
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New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age
You don't need to be an expert in order to achieve satisfactory investment returns. But if you aren't, you must recognize your limitations and follow a course certain to work reasonably well. Keep things simple and don't swing for the fences.
Chai ke cup se udte dhuve me aap
jaise dosto ki tasvir nazar aati hai,
kambakth, inhi khayalo me kho kar har
roj meri chai thandi ho jati hai,
GOOD MORNING...
Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.