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  • kash woh nagme sunaye na hote
    aaj unko sunkar ye aansu aye na hote
    agar is tarha bhool jana hi tha to
    itni geherai se dil main samaye na hote.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Broken Heart SMS
  • Taj mahel kya cheej hai,
    mai uss se bhi badi imarat banvavuga,
    mumtaj to mar kar dafan hui,
    tujko tho bewafa main jinda hi dafnaunga..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Aaj Kal K Relationships Se Zyada

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    China Mobile Ki Battery Chal Jati Hai...:p :O :D :D


    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • A boy had a crush on his classmate.
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    One fine day he proposed her.
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    But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again.
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    And the boy remains silent for rest of the days.
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    Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and
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    writes in it
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    " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me."
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    Four years passed,
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    the boy never approached the girl again.
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    MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Khoobiyan Itni Toh Nahi Mujh
    Me, Ke Tumhain Har Pal Yaad
    Aunga.. Par Itna Aitbar Hai
    Mujhe Tum Par, Ke Tum Mujhe
    Kabhi Bhool Na Paogi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • tujhe pyar krke dil muskurane lga...!
    hr lamha geet chahat ke gaane lga....!!
    jab pucha yaaro ne sbab meri khushi ka......!!!
    naam tera duniya se chupane lga.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Pichkari Ki Dhaar,
    Gular Ki Bauchaar,
    Apno Ka Pyar Yahi Hai HOLI Ka Tyohaar,
    * Wishing U & Ur Family a Very
    Happy & Colourful HOLI.
    > Take Ur Care
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Holi SMS
  • Ek survey se malum hua hai ki..
    agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki
    bajay...
    MAUN VRAT rakhe
    to pati ki umar aur lambi ho
    sakati hai !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • पप्पू का बेटा,
    ऐसी तस्वीर बनाता कि लगता मानो
    तस्वीर जिन्दा है.!!
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    मास्टर जी ने,
    पप्पू को फोन किया - ..आपका बेटा
    बड़ा शैतान है ..!!
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    आज उसने क्लासरूम की
    जमीन पे 1000 रूपये के नोट की हूबहू
    फोटो बना दी..उसे उठाने के चक्कर में मेरे
    नाख़ून टूट गए..इसे समझाते क्यों नहीं..?
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    पप्पू - ..मास्टरजी ..मैं खुद ICU से
    बोल रहा हूँ..पगले ने कल बिजली के
    सॉकेट पे केटरीना बना दी थी..!!
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    होंठ जल गए करेंट से.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Country Quotes , Freedom Quotes