Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Aaj Roone Ko Dil Karta Hai..
Sab Bhool Jaane Ko Dil Karta Hai..
Ye Dunia Sataati Hai Uske Naam Se..
Tab Hi To Naam O Nishaan Mitaane Ko Dil Karta Hai..!

10 years ago

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AaSMaN JiTNa NeeLa H
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WaH-WaH
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SuNFLoWer JiTna PeeLa H
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WaH-WaH
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PaNi JiTna GeeLa H
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WaH-WaH
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TuMHare DiMaG Ka NUT USSe JYaDa DHeeLa H

10 years ago

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Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Khusi De Aapko..
Dusri Kiran Hassi De Aapko..
Teesri Kiran Kamyaabi De Aapko..
Chauthi Kiran Tandrusti De Aapko..
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Itna Kaafi Hai..
Warna Garmi Lag Jayegi Aapko..!
Good Morning

10 years ago

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Master-kal school kyon nahi aye.?
Boy-girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Master-kis liye.
Boy-yes sir.
Master-maine puchha kis liye.?
Boy-liye sir bahut liye.:-D

10 years ago

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I pray the gods some respite from the weary task of this long year's watch that lying on the Atreidae's roof on bended arm, dog- like, I have kept, marking the conclave of all night's stars, those potentates blazing in the heavens that bring winter and summer to mortal men, the constellations, when they wane, when they rise.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aeschylus Quotes , Summer Quotes , Dog Quotes

I made my own house be my gallows.

5 years ago

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Tags : Dante Alighieri Quotes , House Quotes , Gallows Quotes

The physician himself, if sick, actually calls in another physician, knowing that he cannot reason correctly if required to judge his own condition while suffering.

5 years ago

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Knowing Quotes , Sick Quotes

To observe morality is to attain mastery over our mind and our passions.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Passion Quotes , Mind Quotes

Oh that it were possible, After long grief and pain, To find the arms of my true love, Around me once again

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Tags : Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes , True Love Quotes , Pain Quotes

Scion of chiefs and monarchs, where art thou? Fond hope of many nations, art thou dead? Could not the grave forget thee, and lay low Some less majestic, less beloved head?

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Hope Quotes , Art Quotes

I am an elder, and I am delighted to be an elder. I would like to exhibit [and] explore it more - what an elder could mean in this time. But, I'd like to show that elders are good for us - that they can be good for us.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Mean Quotes , Be Good Quotes

I don't envy anybody trying to start a career right. There really is no music business left, in a lot of ways.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aimee Mann Quotes , Careers Quotes , Envy Quotes

Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho.. Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..

10 years ago

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

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Kya Bataau Mera Haal Hai Kaisa..
Ek Din Guzarta Hai Ek Saal Jaisa..
Tadaapti Hu Is Kadar Bewafaai Me Uski..
Ye Tan Banta Ja Raha Hai Kankaal Jaisa..!

10 years ago

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Mero Aansu Timi Lai Hanso Bhayechha

Mero Betha Timi Lai Katha Bhayechha

Biwasta Ma Khusi Thiyen, Timi Bina Chhati Mero

Kati Pohen Geet Samu Samarpan Ko Mutu Mero

Khusi Haru Phoole Chaha Re, Kalpana Ma Dherai Hanse

Mero Mutu Ghayal Bani Aau, Aaja Prem Sanga Hare:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Fulo Ki Hasi Gulab Hai, Padhne K Liye Jaruri Kitab H, Duniya Me Hr Sawal Ka Javab H, Agr Koi Mere Bare Me Puche To Keh Dena Arre Wo Toh LAJAVAB Hai....

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , Love Shayari SMS

Gamva Thi Kyrey Koi Chez
Apni Nthi Hoti, Darek Muskan
Khushi To Nthi Hoti, Medva
To Bdha Mange 6 Ganu Bdhu,
Pan Kyrek Samay To Kyrek
Kismat Sathe Nthi Hoti

10 years ago

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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be: am an attendant lord, one that will do to swell a progress, start a scene or two, advise the prince.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Two Quotes , Progress Quotes

She is immensely interested in him. She has even secret mischievous moments in which she wishes she could get him alone, on a desert island, away from all ties and with nobody else in the world to consider, and just drag him off his pedestal and see him making love like any common man.

5 years ago

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Islands Quotes , Wish Quotes