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  • Aaj Mujhse 1 Ladki Kehti H

    Girl: Mujhe Mobile Me MP3 Songs

    dalwane Hai. Plz Tumhere Laptop Me

    se Daal Do Plzz

    Me : Memory Card Hai Kya?

    Girl : Hmm..

    sochne Ke Baad

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    Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,

    RASHAN CARD Chalega ? :p :O

    Joke Abhi Khatam Nhi Hua H..

    me : Ok Koi Baat Nhi Tumhare

    mobile Me Bluetooth Me.?

    Girl : Awwww...Srydear Bt Lookat

    my Smile..C My Yellow Teeth..:D:D Danish Hashmi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt
    Dulhe Se Kaha - “Beta hamari
    Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
    ..
    ..
    ..
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    Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj
    Hi Loot Loonga!
    *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Tuzya No. La Kay Zalay?me Ata Call Kela Tar Oprater Bolala Welcome To

    jungle Aap Jis Bandar Ko Call Kar Rhe Ho Vo Ped Pe Latke Hai

    so Plz Try Later. . ;-):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • When I Give U Time It
    Means Im Givng U A
    Portion Of My Life Tht
    I Wll Neva Get Back...
    So Dnt Waste My Time ?
    I Want To Make It
    Beautiful Only Vid U
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • I am not a mechanism, an assembly of various sections. and it is not because the mechanism is working wrongly, that I am ill. I am ill because of wounds to the soul, to the deep emotional self, and the wounds to the soul take a long, long time, only time can help and patience, and a certain difficult repentance long difficult repentance, realization of life’s mistake, and the freeing oneself from the endless repetition of the mistake which mankind at large has chosen to sanctify.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Mistake Quotes , Emotional Quotes
  • Har taraf khaamosi ka saaya hai,
    Duniyaa me jise dekho whi paraaya hai.
    Are hum too gir gye muhabbat me teri,
    Loog kehte hai dekho aaj phir pee kar aaya hai.
    $ Rahul Dev $
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Din
    Bit Jate He
    Kahani Bankar

    Yade
    Reh Jati He
    Nishani Bankar

    Pr Riste Humesha Rahte Hai

    Kabhi

    Hotho Ki Muskan
    To Kabhi
    Akho Ka Pani
    Bankar.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • झूठ बोलने की भी हद होती है।

    उधार दिए हुए पैसे वापस लेने के लिये मैने दोस्त के घर पर Landline पर फोन किया तो उसका जवाब सुन कर मैं तो बेहोश होते होते बचा

    बोला ” Drive कर रहा हूँ
    बाद में फोन करता हूँ।”
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue::joy:…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Deva o Deva
    Ganati Deva
    Tumse Bad Kar Kaun
    Aur Tumhare Bhakt Jano mein
    Sabse jyada sms Karta Kaun
    Tum bhi ban sakte ho Sabse Jyada sms bhakt
    Forward this message to all your friends and say
    Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ganesh Chaturthi SMS
  • Boss (Angry):

    Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai?

    Executive (Sar Jhukate Hue):

    Nahi, Sir!

    Boss:

    Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.ii:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Door he Aapse to kuchh gam nahi.
    Door rahkar bhulne waale hum nahi.
    Mulakat na hoto kya huva.
    Aapki yaad mulakat se kam nahi..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Pyar use karo jo tumse pyar
    kare,
    Khud se bhi jyada tum par
    aitabar kare,
    Tum bas ek bar kaho ki ruko
    do pal,
    Aur
    wo un do palo Ke liye puri
    jindagi intezar kare…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Tanhai Toh Hai Saath Apni "Zindagi " Ka Har Pal Ki "Farz"
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    Chalo Yah Shikwa Bhi Door Hua....
    Ke Kise Be Saath Na Diya......!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Bhar Aayi Aankhe Jab Tumhara
    Naam Aaya, Ishq Nakam Sahi
    Phir B Bhaut Kaam Aaya Hamne
    Mohabbat Me Aisi B Rate
    Gujari Hai jab Tak Aanso Na
    Bahe Dil Ko Na Aaram Aaya..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS