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  • What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
    Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
    Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
    khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
    Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
    Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
    hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Flirt SMS
  • I think many poets, including myself, write both for the voice and for the page. I certainly write for the person alone in the library, who pulls down a book and it opens to a poem. I am also very conscious of what it means to read these poems aloud.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adrienne Rich Quotes , Book Quotes , Writing Quotes
  • Why should I wish to see God better than this day? I see something of God each hour of the twenty-four, and each moment then, In the faces of men and women I see God, and in my own face in the glass; I find letters from God dropped in the street, and every one is signed by God's name, And I leave them where they are, for I know that others will punctually come forever and ever.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , Men Quotes , Names Quotes
  • muj se ziada agr tum ko koi chahy tu,
    mery hatho se apna hath chura lena,
    mery sajdo se apna sar utha lena,
    tor daina pyaar ki zanjeerain,
    mita dena apny hatho se lakeerain,
    meri ankho se apny khwab,
    apny khwabo se meri tasveer mita dena,
    magr ….
    shart ye hai…
    k…
    muj seziada agr tum ko koi chahy tu…!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Start doing the things you think should be done, and start being what you think society should become. Do you believe in free speech? Then speak freely. Do you love the truth? Then tell it. Do you believe in an open society? Then act in the open. Do you believe in a decent and humane society? Then behave decently and humanely.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Michnik Quotes , Love Quotes , Life Quotes
  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
    5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
    Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
    Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
    Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
    Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Beti-Me padosi se pyar krti hu or uske sath bhag rhi hu
    Baap-Thanxs mere pese or time 2no bach Gye
    Beti-me letter pdh rhi hu jo mumy rakh k Gyi H.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Height of addiction:
    In a college form, when asked about
    the "permanent address", a student
    wrote.....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Tanhai To Tanhai Hoti Hai,
    Apna Farz Jarur Ada Karti Hai,

    Jo
    Pyar Ki Tarah Bewafa Nahi Hoti,
    Zindgi Bhar Ke Liye Saath Rahti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • College days :::
    Sona - 10 ghanta
    PC - 4 ghanta
    Khelna - 4 ghanta
    Tv - 3 ghanta
    Dost - 2 ghanta
    GF/BF - 1 ghanta
    Aur padhai
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    !!!GHANTA!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes