To be allowed to call her "Dora", to write to her, to dote upon and worship her, to have reason to think that when she was with other people she was yet mindful of me, seemed to me the summit of human ambition - I am sure it was the summit of mine.
Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya
Jo Poori Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aaas Chor Gaya
Yehi Karam Nawazi US Ki Mujh Pe Kam Hai Kia
K Khud To Door Hai Yadein To Pas Chor Gaya
Jo Khawhishen Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab
Mere Labon Pe Wo Eik Lafz Kash Chor Gaya
Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ik Roz US Ne Mujh Se Kaha
Ka Aam Logon Mein Eik Tujh Ko Khas Chor Gaya
Baharon Se Mujhy Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai
Inhi Ruton Mein Mujhe WO Udass Chor Gaya..
Khan
Desi Girl: Raaste mein Ek ladka mera peecha kar raha tha.
Prof: Par tum late kiyon ho gayi?
Desi Girl: Vo ladka bohot slow chal raha tha.
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Me To Tha Bada Pehalvan, Par
Mere Dil Ne Muje Kar Diya
Behaal, Kya Karu, Kaha Jau, Jiyu
Ya Mar Jau, Jo Bhi Ho Ab To Me,
Tere Bin Ek Pal Bhi Na Reh Pau.
Ultimate Insult
Girl:" McDonald’s chale ??
Boy:" Spelling bolo to hi jayenge..
Girl:" 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai..
Boy:" KFC ka Fullform bolo...
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Girl:" Rehne de kutte, samosa hikhila de. #Sp
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अगर आपकी कोई गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं है और उसके बाद भी आपने अपने फोन में रोमांटिक गाने भर रखे है तो आप गज़ब वाले आशावादी इंसान है
If you will have a person enslaved, the first thing you must do is convince yourself that the person is subhuman. The second thing you have to do is convince your allies so you'll have some help, and the third and probably unkindest cut of all is to convince that person that he or she is subhuman and deserves it.