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  • बच्चा: गुड नाइट ममी?
    ममी: गुड नाइट बेटा...
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    बच्चा (परेशान होकर): अरे, गुड नाइट कहां है,
    पूछ रहा हूं!
    मच्छर काट रहे हैं!
    • 9 years ago



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  • એક કર્મકાંડી બ્રાહ્મણ, હૉસ્પિટલમાં ૨ દિવસે :innocent:ભાનમાં આવ્યાં, નજીકના લોકો એમને મળવા આવ્યા પુછ્યું *"આટલું બધુ વાગ્યુ , ઍક્સિડન્ટ થયો કે શુ!!"*

    *બ્રામ્હણે કહ્યું*:~"ના ઍક્સિડન્ટ નથી થયો!!મારા ઘરે *કરવાચોથની પુજા* હતી! ગોરાણી :mag: *ચાળણી* માથી મને જોતીતી, તો મે ગોરાણીને કહ્યું કે *"જરા ઊતાવળ કર, મને હજુ ૩-૪ જગ્યાએ જવાનું છે એટલું કહ્યું!!!પછી કશુ ખબર નથી!!શુ થયું આજેજ હોંશમા આવ્યો!!!"*
    :grinning::boom::grinning::boom::grinning::boom:
    • 7 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes , Whatsapp Status SMS
  • When I look back on my past and think how much time I wasted on nothing, how much time has been lost in futilities, errors, laziness, incapacity to live; how little I appreciated it, how many times I sinned against my heart and soul-then my heart bleeds. Life is a gift, life is happiness, every minute can be an eternity of happiness.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Moving On Quotes , Heart Quotes
  • Humse Pucho Kya Hota Hai
    Pal Pal Bitana, Bahut Mushkil
    Hota Hai Dil Ko Samjhana,
    Yaar Zindagi Toh Beet
    Jayegi, Bus Mushkil Hota
    Hai Kuch Logo Ko Bhul Pana..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Chodhavi Raat Hai Toh Khidki Ke Gira Do Parde,
    Koun Jane Ki Woh Naraj Hi Raat Se Ho Jaaye,

    Ek Khusboo Ki Tarah Fialate Hain Mahfil Mein,
    Aise Alfaj Ada Jo Tere Lab Se Ho Jaayein,

    Na Koi Ishq Hai Baaki Na Koi Parcham Hai,
    Log Deewane Bhala Kis Ke Sabab Se Ho Jaayen,

    Baat Toh Chhed Mere Dil Koi Kissa Toh Suna,
    Kya Ajab Unke Bhi Jajbat Ajab Se Ho Jaayen…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Long Sms
  • The great grindstone, Earth, had turned when Mr. Lorry looked out again, and the sun was red on the courtyard. But, the lesser grindstone stood alone there in the calm morning air, with red upon it that the sun had never give, and would never take away.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Morning Quotes , Air Quotes
  • Achchhi yaadein aap ki aankhon mein tabhi nami laati hai,
    Jab aap ko ye ehsaas ho ki aap un yaado ko dubara nahi jee sakte.
    Its true.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Zindagi se bas yehi gila hain, Khushi ke baadh, kyu gham mila hain, Humne to unse wafaa hi ki thi.. Par nahi jaante the ki wafa kaa bewafaai hi silaa hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumko Yaad Karne Me Taqleef Hoti Hai..
    Qki
    Yaad Karne Se Tumhari Kami Mehsus Hoti Hai..
    Firbi Tumko Yaad Kar Lete Hain..
    Qki
    Yaad Kar Lene Se Dil Ki Bechaini Kuch Kam Hoti Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Tune Muje Hasna Sikhaya Akhir
    Kyu Tune Hi Rula Dia, Tune Muje
    Sat Nibhana Sikhaya Akhir Kyu
    Tu Hi Sath Chod Gya, Tune Muje
    Jeena Sikhaya Akhir Kyu Tune Hi
    Muje Mrne Pr Mjboor Kia, Tune Muje
    Apni Dunia Me Bsaya Naye Naye
    Spne Dikhaye, Akhir Kyu Tune Un
    Spno Ko Tod Dia, Jb Chali Gyi Is
    Dunia Se Tere Liye Kyu Puch
    Rhe Ho.. Akhir Kyu Akhir Kyu???
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Aajad ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
    Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
    bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki
    tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hone denge.
    * Happy Independence Day *
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Independence Day SMS