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  • गर्लफ्रेंड: मेरे पापा ने मुझे नया मोबाइल खरीद कर दिया।
    पप्पू: अरे वाह, कौन सी कंपनी का??
    गर्लफ्रेंड: लावारिस!!!
    पप्पू: अरे अक्ल की अंधी वो लावारिस नही लावा आइरिस है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिल लगाने की अक्सर मिलती है सजा,
    कभी अपने तो कभी बेगाने दे जाते है दगा,
    ऐसे तो अपनों के बगेर हमे बहा ले जाये पानी का एक कतरा भी,
    वेसे अपनों के साथ तो हमको तूफान भी हिला नहीं सकता ....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Dil Ke Sagar Mein Lehre Uthaya Na Karo
    Khwab Bankar Neend ChurayaNa Karo
    Bahot Chot Lagti Hai Mere Dil Ko
    Tum Khwabo Mein Aa Kar Yu Tadpaya Na Karo
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi
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    Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
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    Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani,
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    Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha
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    Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani
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    Hum Dono Bolte Hai
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    Mohalla Sunta Hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Anyone who is kind to man knows the fragmentariness of most men, and wants to arrange a society of power in which men fall naturally into a collective wholeness, since they cannot have an individual wholeness. In this collective wholeness they will be fulfilled. But if they make efforts at individual fulfilment, they must fail for they are by nature fragmentary.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Fall Quotes , Power Quotes
  • The mind is key. If anything should be considered a god, so to speak, it is the mind, not money. A healthy positive mind is the utmost priority. But if we were to reverse the order of these priorities, what would happen? I find it hard to imagine how a person with great wealth, bad health, no friends, and no peace of mind could feel even slightly happy.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Friends Quotes , Keys Quotes
  • Epic But True :

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    4 Girls In A Group Can Say :

    "Yaar, Tera Bhai Mast Dikhta Hai,

    Intro To Karwa De..!!" ;)

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    But

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    4 Guys In A Group Cant Say :

    "Yaar Teri Behan To Mast Dikhti Hai..!!" ;) :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rabba ve,
    Kabhi jaan se bhi jada,
    Kabhi dosti ka tha irada,
    Aaj badla tu dekho kese,
    Rabba ve,
    Jese mosam ka na tha thikana...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Tu Chupa Hai Mere Dil Me Kahi.
    Aye Sanam, Tera Ehsaas Hai
    Mujhe Har Pal.. Ek Bar Mujhe
    Apna Bana Ke Dekh.. Tujhe Dur
    Na Rakhenge Apne Aapse Ek Pal..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • “ ~ऐसा क्युं भाई~

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    हर लड़के को गर्लफ्रैंड तो सैक्सी और हाट चाहीऐ..

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    जबकि...

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    बीवी एकदम सीधी...????"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Subah subah tuhari cofi pina acha lagta hai,
    Tumhai har bat par comment karna acha lagta hai.
    Dar nai hai mujhko is dunaya ka koi.
    Lekin fir bhi kabhi kabhi dunya se,
    darna acha lagta hai.
    Do bate kah deta hu do bate sun leta hu,
    Tanhai mai kudh se ladna acha lagta hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Sayings SMS