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  • किसी किसी की तो एसी वाट लगी
    जो,
    मुह फाड़कर बोलते थे कि सात पीडी,
    बेठकर खाए तो भी खत्म नही होगा,
    वो आजकल...
    दुध की थैली ऊधार मांग रहे हैं...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna,
    bhul jana mera khyal na karna,
    hum teri khusi k liye kafan ODH lenge,
    pr tu meri laash se koi sawal na karna…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • China is an old nation with a colourful history. Its booming economy has triggered an appetite and a curiosity around the world for its art and culture, one that continues to grow. I can, however, tell people that it is a show with no actor.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Ai Weiwei Quotes , Art Quotes , People Quotes
  • I have grown tired of the articulate utterances of men and things. The Mystical in Art, the Mystical in Life, the Mystical in Nature this is what I am looking for. It is absolutely necessary for me to find it somewhere.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Art Quotes , Tired Quotes
  • "Happy Pagal Day"
    Ye Msg Usko Bhejo
    Jo Aapki Nazar Me Dunya Ka Sab Se Bada Pagal Ho,
    Maine To Bhej Diya
    Ab Muje Send Kar Ke Maha Paglo
    Wali Harkat Mat Karna.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A DIVINE IMAGE Cruelty has a human heart, And Jealousy a human face; Terror the human form divine, And Secresy the human dress. The human dress is forged iron, The human form a fiery forge, The human face a furnace sealed, The human heart its hungry gorge.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : William Blake Quotes , Heart Quotes , Iron Quotes
  • Nurse To Engineer : Breathe Deeply
    In
    And Slowly Exhale,
    Do It 3 Times.
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    Engineer : OK..
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    Nurse : What Do You Feel Now….??
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    Engineer : Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply
    Awesome Babe…. :o :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q : What was the capital of Awadh before Nawab Asaf-ud-daula shifted it to Lucknow in 1775 ?

    A. Faizabad
    B. Agra
    C. Jhansi
    D. Allahabad

    Ans : A. Faizabad

    By : Arun Singh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?
    China : Mazak Mat Karo.
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    Japan : Namumkin
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    Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai.
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    UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
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    Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
    India has all
    "JUGAAD". ;-)
    Click Like if ur proud to b an Indian :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS