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  • अमेरीकन : हमारे यहाँ तो बच्चा 18 साल का होते ही कमाना शुरू कर देता हैं।

    पाकिस्तानी : हमारे यहाँ तो 10 साल का हो तब से।

    भारतीय : हमारे यहाँ तो पैदा होते ही 6000 रु कमाकर देता हैं।

    :wink::grin::wink::grin::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : 6000 Rs Jokes
  • Baar baar kyun puchtay ho maqam apna,,

    "Dost"

    Aik baar keh jo diya


    Film ho tum buhat wadi...

    (-_-)
    <) (>
    _/ /_ Gal khatam ;-


    °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhut tamanna thi pyar main aasiyan bnane
    ki.......
    Bana chuke to lag gyi nazar zammane ki...
    Usi ka karz h jo aaj aankhon me h khoon k
    aansu.....
    Saza mili h humein muskurane ki...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • naukar sahab aap ka kutta to bilkul aadmi lagta hai kay khilate ho malik nalayak wo kutta nahi mera beta hai engineering kar raha hai aur aaj kal exams chal raha
    shyam kumar
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bohat udas hai tere chup ho jane se..
    Ho sakhe to koi kar kissi bahane se..
    Tu lakh khafa sahi par itna to dekh..
    Koi toot gaya ha tere roth jane see.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Ek bewafa se wafa ki ummeed rakhi hai,

    Is dil me saja kar unki ek tasveer rakhi hai,

    Na de sake wo insaaf hamari wafa ko,

    Fir bhi kadmo mein unke hamne hamari takdeer rakhi hai.

    Nadani pyar mein hamne esi kar rakhi hai,

    Ke ik bewafa se wafa ki ummeed rakhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Although I have been prevented by outward circumstances from observing a strictly vegetarian diet, I have long been an adherent to the cause in principle. Besides agreeing with the aims of vegetarianism for aesthetic and moral reasons, it is my view that a vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Food Quotes , Vegetarian Diet Quotes
  • Rishton ki ye duniya hai niraali…,
    Sab rishton se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari…;
    Manzoor hain aansun bhi aakhon mein hamare…,
    Agar aa jaaye muskaan hothon pe tumahaari
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • सबसे ज्यादा असमंजस कि स्थिति तब आती है
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    जब
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    99 का रिचार्ज कराके 1 रुपया लेने के वहाँ खङे रहेँ या नहीँ
    • 10 years ago



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  • भीड़ भाड़ को छोड़ आए हैं बस तन्हाई भाई है.
    वहां बहुत बेचैनी भोगी यहां खुमारी छाई है.
    वो सवाल अब यहां नहीं हैं जिनके उत्तर मुश्किल थे.
    जितनी हमने इच्छा की थी उतनी राहत पाई है.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS
  • One day some people came to the master and asked: How can you be happy in a world of such impermanence, where you cannot protect your loved ones from harm, illness or death? The master held up a glass and said: Someone gave me this glass; It holds my water admirably and it glistens in the sunlight. I touch it and it rings! One day the wind may blow it off the shelf, or my elbow may knock it from the table. I know this glass is already broken, so I enjoy it - incredibly.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Ajahn Chah Quotes , Philosophy Quotes , Blow Quotes
  • Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai.
    Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
    Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
    Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • हमें न मोहब्बत मिली न प्यार मिला;
    हम को जो भी मिला बेवफा यार मिला!
    अपनी तो बन गई तमाशा ज़िन्दगी;
    हर कोई अपने मकसद का तलबगार मिला!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Batmeez frds===
    WHEN I JOKE....
    They take it seriouslly!!
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    WHEN I M SERIOUS...
    Nalayak hass hass k
    Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Lines By A Lover:
    I Love My Shadow A Lot
    Bcoz
    At Least It Was With Me When I Was Left Lonely..
    By The One Whom I Actually Loved A Lot..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Love SMS