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  • Sasse Tham Gae Tere Dedar Se Palke Jhuk Gae Tere Muskurane Se. Dhadkan Ruk Gae Tere Ahhat Se Yad Toh Teri Ati Hai Khud Ko Toh Samjha Lete Hai Sharab Se Par Dil Nhi Manta Tere Jawab Se. By -raahi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • One must do one of two tings: either admit that the existing order of society is just, and then stick up for one's rights in it;or acknowledge that you are enjoying unjust privileges, as i do, and then enjoy them and be satisfied.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Rights Quotes , Order Quotes
  • Yahi Zindagi Ka Usool Hain,
    Jo Bichad Gaya Use Bhul ja,

    Jo mila h use Dil se laga k rakh
    Jo nahi mila use Bhul jaa,

    Na wo Dhup thi na wo Chandni,
    Na Chirag tha Na Wo Roshni,

    Wo Khayal tha koi Khuwab tha,
    Wo tha Aaina use Bhool jaa,

    Wo jo tere Dil ke Kareeb tha,
    Wo na jane kiska Naseeb tha,

    Tujhe Hans k usne Bhula dia,
    Tu bhi Muskura kar Use Bhul ja
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH
    K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar
    Kyun Hoti Hain?
    .
    BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh
    Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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    .
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    SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • लड़की- तुम रो क्यों रहे हो

    लड़का- मैंने आज तक सेक्स नहीं
    किया



    लड़की बोली- लो अब कर लो


    सेक्स के बाद
    लड़की- तुम हंस क्यों रहे हो
    लड़का - मैंने रो रो कर ऐसे ही पूरा
    मोहल्ला चोद दिया !!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • Nikal aaya chand bikhar
    gaye sitare,
    so gaye panchi so gaye
    nazare,
    kho jao tum bhi mithe
    khabo me,
    aur dekho raat me
    sapne Pyare Pyare...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Sb ne bhulaya,
    ap b bhula dena
    Sb ne thukraya,
    ap b thukra dena
    Ek guzarish hai bs,
    Mile jo meri maut ki khabr apko,
    Toh apni muskurti palko se 2 aansu gira dena......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • काश कोई हम पर प्यार जताता
    हमारी आंखों को अपने होंठों से छुपाता
    हम जब पूछते कौन हो तुम
    मुस्कुरा कर वो अपने आप को हमारीजान
    बताता।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Boy jab fail jo jaye to.
    mom says 3 words : aur ghoom le
    .
    Gf says 3 words : sharam nhi aati
    .
    Frnd says 3 words but dil jeet lete hai : abe tu bhi fail


    For my frnds
    Style machine
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teacher-tum Bde Hoker

    kya Karoge

    Student-shadi..

    Teacher-nahi, Mera

    matlab Hai Kya Banoge

    Student-dulha..

    Teacher-oho,i Mean

    bade Hoker Kya Hasil

    karoge

    student-dulhan!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Sarabi Ek Din Sarab Peekar Ghar Aaya

    Aur Apni Biwi Se Bola Agar Mere Hath Me

    Es Desh Ki Sarkar Ho To Mai Es Desh Ki

    Takdeer Badal Sakta Hu.

    Wife:haramkhor Pahle Apni Pant To Badal Le

    Jo Subah Se Meri Salwar Pahan Ke Ghum Raha Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • वेटर-क्या ऑर्डर देना पसन्द करोगे सर
    .
    में-पहले तो फ्री wifi का पासवर्ड बता
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ye maafi naama hai mere dosto se
    jo naaraz ho chale hain kisi wajah se
    shaayad meri hi galti hogi kahi kuch
    shayad mai hi galat raha hu shuru se.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Boy : Jan-e-man!
    Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
    ya
    dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

    Girl : Kameenay!
    Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
    ya
    chappal tootnay tak pitega.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • thats as special as u r….
    Gulaab ho tum sabab ho…
    yeh na kehna ki kaante ho…
    q k kaante hmesha drd dete hain…
    Aur phoool hamesha khushbu dete hain…
    Happy Phool Day…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Rose Day Special SMS