मैं पी कर नहीं बहकता,,
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बहकता हूँ तो उसे देखकर,,,
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अब बताओ ज़रा कि शराब हराम है या वो ??
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इतने में मम्मी के कमरे से आवाज़ आई,,
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"शराब हराम है
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और वो हरामजादी हैं
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और तु हरामखोर "
माँ कसम, सब क्लियर हो गया। ......
koi khuwab in aakho ne sajaya
hi nahi,
humare dil ki gahrai ko koi
samjh paya hi nahi,
kisi ko humari kami mehsush ho
sayad rav ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi, —
SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab,
agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas,
tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass…
Zehar Ho Ya Dawa Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Zindagi Jan-E-Wafa Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Umar Ke Saare Mousam Naam Tere Kar Diye,
Dekh Le Dil Mein Ab Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi.
On the road you can really be more regular about it and work it into daily routines. There's no town that doesn't have a gym. And if you find one that actually doesn't, you can go to the local high school. They always have one.
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
We do not quite say that the new is more valuable because it fits in; but its fitting in is a test of its value - a test, it is true, which can only be slowly and cautiously applied, for we are none of us infallible judges of conformity.
Bahoot door magar bahoot paas rehti ho ,
Aankho se door sahi par dil ke paas rehti ho ,
Mujhko sirf etna bata do ki kyaa ,
Tum bhi mere bina udaas rehti ho ..!!
दीवाली पर एक ही तिल्ली से 4-5 दीपक
ना जलाये ...
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इससे पिताजी को शक होने लगता है की
छोरा सिगरेट पीने लगा है।।।
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Biwi- tum muje payar nahi karte
pati- esa nahi h me karta hu
biwi-to fir muje abhi tak baby kyon nahi diya
pati- ok khuch time lagega biwi- nahi tum har bar yahi kehte ho muje to abhi ka abhi chahiye
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Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar:Kon?
Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
Mat Kar Gila Mere Behte
Ashko Ka, Is Dil Ko Sabhi
Ne Rulaaya Hai, Mat Dhoond
Mere Dil Ki Kitaab Me
Khusiyon Ka Panna, Har Panna
Mere Apno Ne Jalaaya Hai..!
Sagar Ki Zindgi Ke Alag Usul Hain.
Dost Ki Khatir Kante Bhi Kubul Hain.
Hans Kar Chaldu Kanch Ke Tukdo Par.
Agar Mera Dost Kahe Ki,
Ye Mere Bichhaye Huye Phool Hain.
The castled crag of Drachenfels, Frowns o'er the wide and winding Rhine, Whose breast of waters broadly swells Between the banks which bear the vine, And hills all rich with blossom'd trees, And fields which promise corn and wine, And scatter'd cities crowning these, Whose far white walls along them shine.
Because Christian morality leaves animals out of account, they are at once outlawed in philosophical morals; they are mere 'things,' mere means to any ends whatsoever. They can therefore be used for vivisection, hunting, coursing, bullfights, and horse racing, and can be whipped to death as they struggle along with heavy carts of stone. Shame on such a morality that is worthy of pariahs, and that fails to recognize the eternal essence that exists in every living thing, and shines forth with inscrutable significance from all eyes that see the sun!