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    Uff...!!
    Kitni Jaldi Subah Ho gayi..

    Pata Hi Nai Chala..
    Anyways
    GOOD MORNING...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ham aapko jaan nhi dege.
    kyuki ham jante hai jis din.
    dur huye aapse ap toot jaogi.
    or darta hu aapse ki ham hamse
    ruth jaogi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Unki Tasveer ko Seene Se Laga
    Late Hai, Is Tarha Judaai Ka
    Gam Mita Lete Hai, Kise Tarha
    Se Khi Unka Zikar Ho Jaaye, To
    Bheege Palko Ko Jhukaa Lete Hai!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Q. According to a Hindi proverb, how does a dudh ka jala drink his chanch?


    a. nitar nitar kar
    b. soongh soongh kar
    c. phook phook kar
    d. ithla ithla kar



    Ans. phook phook kar
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Jo badal jaye wo yaar kaisa?
    Jo chhod jaye wo sath kaisa?
    Log aksar kahte hain mujhe phir se
    pyar ho gaya
    Par jo phir se ho jaye wo pyar
    kaisa?????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
    K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
    Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
    K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • So long as our relationship is defined by our differences, we will empower those who sow hatred rather than peace, those who promote conflict rather than the cooperation that can help all of our people achieve justice and prosperity. This cycle of suspicion and discord must end.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Differences Quotes , Justice Quotes
  • Meri Janaje Pe Woh Aanson
    Bahane Nikle Hai, Mere Pyaar
    Ke Woh Kimat Chukana Nikle
    Hai, Koi Keh De Unhe Yeh Pyaar
    Hai Koi Bazar Nahi, Jaha
    Paiso Se Woh Meri Mayiyat
    Saazane Nikle Hai..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ek Survey Se Malum Hua Hai Ki..
    Agar Patni Karwa Chauth K Vrat Ki Bajay.
    MAUN VRAT Rakhe
    To Pati Ki Umar Aur Lambi Ho Sakati Hai!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
    Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE
    Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
    Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
    Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
    Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
    Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar
    Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
    Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
    Sbse bdi taqat h.
    Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
    Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
    ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mere Baad Kidhar Jaayegi Tanhaai,
    Main Jo Maraa To Mar Jaayegi Tanhai,

    Main Jab Ro Ro Ke Dariya Ban Jaunga,
    Us Din Paar Utar Jaayegi Tanhaai,

    Tanhhai Ko Ghar Se Rukhsat Kar To Do,
    Socho Kis Ke Ghar Jaayegi Tanhaai,

    Veerana Hun Aabadi Se Aaya Hun,
    Dekhegi Toh Dar Jayegi Tanhaai,

    Yun Aao Ki Paon Ki Bhi Aawaj Na Ho,
    Shor Huva Toh Mar Jaegi Tanhai…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS