Ek Choti Si Baat Jise Bahut KamLog Samjhte Hai
Aasu Tab Nahi Aate,
Jab Aap Kisi Ko Kho Dete Ho,
Aasu To Tab Aate Hai
Jab Aap Khud Ko Kho Kar BhiKisi Ko Pa Nahi Sakte.!
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!
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Teacher:" Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
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Student:"Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nai Jante.
Fan pe latki Mundi,
Khidki se tumhai dekhti Aatma,
Bed ke niche bethi Chudel,
Parde ke piche sarkati Laash,
In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena..
Aaram se sona.
No scheme for a change of society can be made to appear immediately palatable, except by falsehood, until society has become so desperate that it will accept any change.
Tufaan me Kinaare mil jaate hai,
jindagi me sahaare mil jaate hai,
koi chiz jindagi se pyari nahi hoti,
par kuchh log jindagi se bhi pyare mil jaate hai
Tere Naam Ko Honto Pe Sajaya Hai
Maine, Tere Ruh Ko Apne Dil Me
Basaya He Maine, Duniya Tumhen
Dhondte Dhondte Ho Jayegi Pagal, Dil
Ke Aise Kone Me Chupaya He Maine.
Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the..
God:- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai.
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Pehla:- "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai.
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Dusra:-"Main ek desh bhakt neta
hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai.
Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai.
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Teesra:- "Maine ENGINEERINGki
PADHAI KI HAI."
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God:- "kuch mat
bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI
tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.." :O :D
Pyaase Ko Chaar Boond Pani Hi Kafi Hai..,
Ishq Me Chaar Din Ki Zindagani Hi Kafi Hai..,
Marna Ho To Samandar Me Kyu Jaana...,
Unki Palko Se Tapakta Huva Ek
Aansu Hi Kafi Hai.