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  • Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai,
    Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai,
    dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai,
    dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • Mat pooch mere sabr ki inteha kahaan tak hai..
    Tu sitam kar le teri takat jahaan tak hai....
    Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi....
    Humein to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahaan tak hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Broken Heart SMS
  • Dudh Me Milawat....
    Pani Me Virus....
    Cold drinks me kitna shak...
    Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf
    "BEER.
    Piyo Sir Utha Ke..
    Jiyo Ladkhada Ke...
    AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • छोटे से सवाल पर इतनी खामोशी क्यों ?? सिर्फ इतना ही तो पूछा है...
    कभी किसी से वफा भी की है.??
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Love SMS
  • Which country in the world has
    largest english speaking people?
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    Ans: Daytime - USA
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    LATE EVENING,
    After 3 pegs - INDIA
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
    No Ans.
    Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.
    Then Again He Asks,
    Wife: Nahi Kaha.
    Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ab aapki kiya tariff
    kare
    .
    Aap to lajawab nazar
    aate hai
    .
    Shuba ko dekhe to phool
    gulab
    .
    Raat mein aasman ka
    chand nazar aate ho
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • If you don't have the ability or encouragement to use yourself in a physical way, you could become just another talking head. And talking heads run things. That's part of the reason why we're in such a sad state as a planet, because it's all about thinking, and thinking has led to a lot of aggrandizement - taking over [resources] and figuring out how you can steal and leaving people and the planet in an impoverished state.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Running Quotes , Encouragement Quotes
  • We must not be so ready to fancy ourselves intentionally injured. We must not expect a lively young man to be always so guarded and circumspect. It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us. Women fancy admiration means more than it does.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Mean Quotes , Men Quotes