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  • पप्पू: पापा आपके लिए एक खुशखबरी है।
    संता: क्या?
    पप्पू: आपने कहा था न कि अगर मैं पास हो गया तो गाडी दिलवाओगे।
    संता: हाँ।
    पप्पू: पैसे बच गए आपके।
    • 10 years ago



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  • जब आती है याद तुम्हारी
    तो करके आँखें बंद तुम्हे मिस कर लेते हैं
    मुलाकात तो रोज़ हो नही पाती
    इसलिए ख़यालो में ही किस कर लेते हैं

    12 Feb HappyKiss Day Darling
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Valentine Day Messages
  • Thodi Hi Sahi Magar Ek Yaad
    To Hai, Kuch Na Sahi Magar
    Ek Baat To Hai, Na Soch
    Kar Bhi Kisi Ko Hum Sochte
    Hain, Nigaahon Se Dur Hi
    Sahi Koi Dil Ke Pas To Hai!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none. Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. -Much Ado About Nothing
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Dog Quotes , Heart Quotes
  • Dhoni is 32 yrs n wife
    Sakshi is 24 yrs..
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    but stil Dhoni says
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    we were school friends.
    Crazy fellow!
    10th me 1st std ki ladki ko line
    marta tha
    saala !.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • The mind is the source of happiness and unhappiness by what it chooses to compare the experience with. If it chooses to compare it to something worse then it will create happiness, gratitude and pride but if it chooses to compare it to something better then it will create unhappiness, bitterness and envy.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Pride Quotes
  • ज़िन्दगी में इतना नाज़ुक:man:
    मत बनना की कोई फूल समझ कर तोड़ दे।
    और न इतना सख्त:point_left:
    बनना की कोई पत्थर समझ कर छोड़ दे।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Life Saying SMS , Nice Sayings SMS
  • There used to be two kinds of kisses: First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same, everyone knows it's because he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Girl Quotes , Kissing Quotes
  • L.k.G.१ का Boy : तू मुझसे शादी

    कलेगी ?

    गर्ल : नी

    Boy : कल्ले ना

    गर्ल : नी मे नी कलूंगी

    Boy : कल्ले , तेको टॉफी दूंगा

    गर्ल : इसीलिये तो नी

    कलनी , मेरी किसी ओर से

    कुरकुरे में बात हो गई है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha
    1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai ko kahan le jaa rhe
    ho....??
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    Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :PAKSHAY1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha
    1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai ko kahan le jaa rhe
    ho....??
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    Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :PAKSHAY
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek hichki aaye To I miss U.

    2 aaye To I care for U.

    agar 3 aaye To I want to meat U.

    Par Agar Jyada Bar aaye To
    Mere bharose mat rahna,
    Paani pi lena.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Jaan hai "JANUARY"
    Pyar hai "FEBRUARY"
    Mast hai "MARCH"
    Aasha hai "APRIL"
    Milan hai "MAY"
    Judai hai "JUNE"
    Jakhm hai "JULY"
    Ashiqui hai "AUGUST"
    Sitam hai "SEPTEMBER"
    Ok hai "OCTOBER"
    Nagme hai NOVEMBER
    Deedar hai. DECEMBER
    HAPPY
    NEW
    YEAR
    2015
    in advance
    Ye Special roses
    hai, ise aap un
    logo ko send kro
    Jinhe aap 2015 me kabhi
    Udas Nhi Dekhna
    chahte.
    Mene to
    kr diya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Year SMS