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Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Uncles Quotes , Sassy Quotes

From this arises the question whether it is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved. It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

5 years ago

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Fear Quotes , Wish Quotes

Hanstay Hanstay Dil Ko “Rula” Diya Hum Ne.

Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne “Jeene” K Liye,

Aur Us Main Zindagi Ko “Bita” Diya Hum Ne.

Ek Safay Pay Likhi Teri Yaad Ki “Dastaan”,

Dusra Hissa “Khali” He Jala Diya Hum Ne.

Kis Baat Ki “Maazrat” Chahte Hain Wo,

Jis Baat Ko Sunte He “Bhula” Diya Hum Ne.

Wo Keyon Nahi Aatey Hamare Paas “**”,

Jin Ki Raahon Main Palkon Ko Bicha Diya Hum Ne….???

10 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa SMS

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Bush Quotes

I don't feel like I've got all that much too important to say on the kind of big national issues.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Issues Quotes , Important Quotes

Koi na koi galti nhi balki hr koi galti karta h,
samne se koi nhi hr koi chupke chupke mohabbat karta hai,
dusro ka to mujhe kuch pata nhi,
pr S P L sabse dosti Dil se karta hai...

10 years ago

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Mere hamsafar ka yeh hukam tha,
Ke kalaam us se kamm karoon,
Mere hontt aese sille ke phir,
Meri chup ne usey rulaa diya..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Choti Si Zindagi Mein Fikar Bahut Hai,
Maar Dalti Ye Duniya KabKa Hamein,
Lekin..
Durga Maa Ke Aashirwad Mein Asar Bahut
Hai.!!
Happy Navratri!

10 years ago

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Tags : Navratri SMS

Millions of Christians can and do go through life attending church, listening to sermons, reciting the creeds and never confront the seeming contradictions, redaction and myths passed off as verifiable history.

6 years ago

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Tags : A. N. Wilson Quotes , Christian Quotes , Listening Quotes

minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...

10 years ago

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It is your business to rise up and preserve the Union and liberty, for yourselves, and not for me. I desire they shall be constitutionally preserved.

6 years ago

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Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Desire Quotes , Liberty Quotes

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Motivational Quotes

When someone says, 'I love you,' he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, 'I hate you,' she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views-literally.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adyashanti Quotes , Love Quotes , Hate Quotes

Bahte hue duriya ko kya modega koi.
Tute hue shishe ko kya jodega koi.
Chalo fir se ekbar ishq karke dekhte h,
Ab is tute hue dil ko kya todega koi.

10 years ago

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Heav'nly love shall outdoo Hellish hate

5 years ago

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Tags : John Milton Quotes

Through the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber, Past the wan-mooned abysses of night, I have lived o'er my lives without number, I have sounded all things with my sight.

5 years ago

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Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Past Quotes , Night Quotes

What are fears but voices airy? Whispering harm where harm is not. And deluding the unwary Till the fatal bolt is shot!

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Tags : William Wordsworth Quotes , Fear Quotes , Voice Quotes

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........

10 years ago

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Santa:Kal Dadaji Kuweme Gir Gye
Bahut Chot Lagi
Bahut Chilla Rahe The.
Banta:Ab Kaise H.?
Santa: Thik Honge,Kalse Kuwense Koi Awaz Nhi aayi.

10 years ago

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Whenever we are inclined to feel burdened down with the blows of life, let us remember that others have passed the same way, have endured, and then have overcome.

5 years ago

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Tags : Thomas S. Monson Quotes , Blow Quotes , Overcoming Quotes