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    SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
    Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

    "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Swas ne vishwas ek vakhat tute che,
    Swas tutvathi jiv nu mrutyu thai che,
    Ne vishwas tutwathi jivan nu mrutyu thai che,
    Kadi koi no vishwas todvo nahi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sorry SMS
  • The Afrikaner has nowhere to go, and thats why he would rather destroy himself than capitulate.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Paton Quotes
  • Mehrbaa Hokar Bula Lo Chaahe Mujhe Jis Vakt,
    Main Gaya Vakt Nahin Ke Fir Aa Bhi Na Sakun,

    Koi Had Hi Nahin Shayad Mohabbat Ke Fasane Ki,
    Sonata Jar Aha Hai Jisko Yaad Hota Hai,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • I have a feeling a lot of artists' work got lost [because of AIDS]. Howard was fortunate because his family and friends supported him, but a chilling thing I remember was these guys at St. Vincent's [Hospital] who would call out for someone to listen to them, just for a moment. They were dying alone. Who knows what happened to their work? It's been a process to follow the thread to find out everything Howard did. It's getting over that shock.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aaron Brookner Quotes , Artist Quotes , Dying Alone Quotes
  • Zindagi me humne rona seekha nahi
    Dusron ki khushi ko cheen na sikha nahi
    Sab kuch luta diya doston k liye
    fir b log kehte hai dosti nibhana humne seekha nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Dosti SMS
  • Boy:Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
    Girl:Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
    Boy:Bilkul nahi.
    Girl:To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!
    Budhdhu
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet, wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aisha Tyler Quotes , Running Quotes , Wall Quotes
  • Agar english aati hai
    to..
    Fast padhkar dikaho
    My
    A My
    They My
    They They My
    A My They na My
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    Hahahaha..
    Chhutta nahi hain
    maaf karo..!!!
    Aage jao

    shivam
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Hr kisiki takdir achi nai hoti
    hatho me mohbat ki lakir nai hoti
    Mohbat mile to kadar kr lena
    warna unse puchho jinki mohabat unke karib nahi hoti.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • 1 Murgi Market Gai.
    Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
    Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
    Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
    2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
    Mat Karo..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS