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  • Mom:"school ja,
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    Bachcha:"nahi jaunga
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    Mom:"kyu ??
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    Bachcha:"job kar lunga..
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    Mom:"Nalayak beshram..
    KG 2 pad k kya job karega..??
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    Bchcha:"KG 1 ki ladkiyo ko
    tution
    padaunga..:p
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Believe Quotes
  • After three League games, we have the same number of points as last year even if we have played two away games this time round, ... As we got back on the right track last season, including making up an eight-point gap in a few games, we just need to stay calm.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adriano Galliani Quotes , Eight Quotes , Years Quotes
  • Agar Hum Kahen Aur Wo Mushkura Dein,
    Hum Unke Liye Zindgaani Luta Dein
    Agar Khud Ko Bhoole To Kuch Bhi Na Bhoole,
    Ke Chaahat Mein Unkee Khuda Ko Bhula Dein …
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • bus stop par boy to girl :
    boy : sandal to bohot achi pehni hai
    girl : kyu utar ke dikhau

    boy : le sandal se mast to top pehna hai
    haahhhaahahaah
    girl shocked boy rocked
    style machine
    • 9 years ago



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  • Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
    Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
    Babul se fresh krne ka..
    Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
    Bindas HARPIC use krne ka..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
    To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
    Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut
    To diwano ki kabre u udas na hoti
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
    dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
    kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
    naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Aurat hakim se: Mujhe doodh nahi aata
    Hakim: Hum har chiz choos ke check krte hai.
    Aurat: Theek hai,
    pehle abba jan ko check ker lo unko 2 din se peshab nahi aaya!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Mohabbat Ka Ajeeb Karobar Humne Kiya;
    Wo Bewafa Sahi Magar Pyar Humne Kiya;
    Agar Wo Chor Gaya To Mat Kaho Bura Usko;
    Kasoor Uska Nahi Aitebar Humne Kiya
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dil Par Na Mere Yun Waar Kijiye,

    Chodo Yeh Nafrat Thoda Pyar Kijiye,

    Tadapte Hain Jis Kadar Tere Pyar Mein Hum,

    Kabhi Khud Ko Bhi Us Kadar Bekraar Kijiye.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Boy1: Yaar larki ko
    I Love u kehny ki
    sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
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    Boy2: Daata drbaar
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    Boy1: kyun?
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    Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Each religion has helped mankind. Paganism increased in man the light of beauty, the largeness and height of his life, his aim at a many-sided perfection; Christianity gave him some vision of divine love and charity; Buddhism has shown him a noble way to be wiser, gentler, purer, Judaism and Islam how to be religiously faithful in action and zealously devoted to God; Hinduism has opened to him the largest and profoundest spiritual possibilities.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Sri Aurobindo Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Buddhism Quotes
  • Tanhaaiyo Me Aksar Waqt Barbaad Kiya Karte Hain..
    Hum Har Pal Aapko Yaad Kiya Karte Hain..
    Din Raat Aap Mere Soch Me Rehte Ho..
    Neend Me Bhi Hum Aapka Naam Pukaara Karte Hain..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Uljhan Agar koi Aa Jaye toh Humse na
    Chhupana,
    Sath na de Zuban toh Aankho se batana,
    Har kadam par saath hein Hum Aapke,
    DOST banaya hai toh HAQ Zaroor Jatana.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS