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  • Height Of Prank Call...

    A Guy Calls An Unknowm Number

    Guy: Fridge Hai?
    Rply: Han Hai..
    Guy: Chalta Hai?
    Rply: Han Chalta Hai..
    Guy: To Pakad K Rakhna Varna Bhag Jayega & He Hangs Up...

    After A While He Calls Up Again

    Guy: Fridge Hai?
    This Time The Person Is Really Angry..
    Rply: Nahi Hai?
    Guy: Kahan Se Hoga...Bola Tha Na Pakad K Rakhna Varna Bhag Jayega..!!
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
    Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
    Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
    Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
    Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Yaaden Mohabbat Karne Waalo Se
    Jayada Wafadar Hoti Hai..
    Qki
    Mohabbat Karne Waale To Chhod
    Ke Chale Jate Hain...
    Par
    Yaaden Hamesha Saath Rehti Hai..!
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Boy- agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabat h, aur bs yehi meri chahta h to tum kya kahogi....?
    Girls- main tum se kahoongi isi baat ko tum agar....
    ....khana khila ke kahate,
    ....zara mobile me blance dalwa k kahate...
    ....mujhe sopping karwa ke kahate to accha ho taaaa.....:-)
    ....aesi hoti h girls, agree boys....to thoko na..like..
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • The United States, per capita, at a certain period in its history, had the most junkies of any country ever in the world - right after the Civil War. The most brutal war, the greatest amount of casualties that America's ever had.
  • 4 years ago



    Tags : Al Lewis Quotes , Country Quotes , War Quotes
  • Sharif ladko se jyada kismat waleto
    gali k kutte hai
    .
    . .
    Kam se kam ladki palat palat k
    dekhti to hai
    ki aa raha h ya nhi...
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Na Paas Jaane Deta Hai Na Door Us Se Hone Deta Hai,
    Na Dil Se Mere Noor Uskakhone Hi Deta Hai.
    Na Jaane Kesi Likhi Hai Kismat Khuda Ne Meri,
    Na Dil Se Muskurane Deta Hai Na Khul Kar Mujhe Rone
    Hi Deta Hai.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • mene kaha waqt se,

    mein bhi tere sath chaloo,

    magar,

    woh aage bad gaya,

    mein apni chappal dhondta reh gaya
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha,
    "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai,
    Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
    Santa Ne Likh Diya,
    "Bas Ye Kerke,
    Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Apun 1 sher bolega
    "Chand upr se phek rela hai li8"
    "Bole 2 ho gai hai ni8" Bnd krne k li8"
    Aur sone ka 1 dm tight" Bole to...
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Jub koi khayal dil say takrata hay,
    Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh reh jata hay,
    Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay, To,
    Koi kuch na keh ker bhi pyar nibhata hay..
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS