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आपको मिले खुशियों के सारे रंग;
जीवन में भर जाये उमंग और तरंग;
ले चलो, हमें भी अपने संग;
हम नटखट है, लेकिन नहीं डालेंगे, आपके रंग में भंग!
जय श्री कृष्णा! शुभ जन्मआष्ट्मी
Swee2

10 years ago

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Tags : Janmashtami SMS

Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.

BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Law Quotes , Competition Quotes

Imagination is more powerful than knowledge.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Powerful Quotes

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Girl Quotes , Time Quotes

Mulakat Toh Huyi Thi Unse Ek Roj Magar,
Hum Haal E Dil Unko Apna Sunate Kaise,
Hamari Takdeer Mein Hi Likha Hai Rona Magar,
Unko Dikhakar Jakham Apne Hum Rulate Kaise….

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Make good the good in you...and you will slowly steal into the Hawaiian heart, which is all of softness, and gentleness, and sweetness.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jack London Quotes , Heart Quotes , Hawaii Quotes

Zindagi Roz Naye Rang Mein DhalJaati Hai,
Kabhi Dushman To Kabhi DostNazar Aati Hai,
Kabhi Chha Jaye, Baras Jaaye,Ghata Bemausam,
Kabhi Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh TarasJaati Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.' Say not, ' I have found the path of the soul.' Say rather, 'I have met the soul walking upon my path.' For the soul walks upon all paths. The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed. The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals.

5 years ago

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Tags : Khalil Gibran Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Wisdom Quotes

Be your strong and simple words Keen to wound as sharpened swords, And wide as targes let them be, With their shade to cover ye.

5 years ago

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Tags : Percy Bysshe Shelley Quotes , Strong Quotes , Simple Quotes

Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha
raha hoon
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
ab tu le BABAJI KA THULLU
:P
By -ANIL

10 years ago

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Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tumhe paa na sake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota."

10 years ago

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Tags : Miss You SMS

I never thought of that before! It's my opinion that you never think at all.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Opinion Quotes

मन शुन्य कर लीजिये ,

जीवन की कीमत बढ़ जाएगी।

4 years ago

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Tags : Hindi Thoughts (Suvichar) SMS , Hindi SMS , Hindi Message

There is something frightful in being required to enjoy and appreciate all masterpieces; to read with equal relish Milton, and Dante, and Calderon, and Goethe, and Homer, and Scott, and Voltaire, and Wordsworth, and Cervantes, and Molière, and Swift.

6 years ago

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Tags : Agnes Repplier Quotes , Appreciate Quotes , Literature Quotes

Kis Qadar Tujhko Chahate
Hain Kabhi
Itna Toh Soch warna...!!!

Hum Woh Khud Garz Hain Jin Ko
Apni
Zindagi Se Bhi Pyar Nahi...!!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

You have people around the country who are benefitting from the steps that we've taken [with Obamacare] and as long as they continue to get helped, then at least I'll know in my own mind that the work we did here had a lasting impact.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Country Quotes , Taken Quotes

इस दुनियाँ में सिर्फ बिना स्वार्थ के माँ बाप ही प्यार कर सकते हैं…!!

6 years ago

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Tags : Hindi Thoughts (Suvichar) SMS , Hindu SMS , Nice Shayri SMS , Hindi Shayari , Hindi Message

Though u r away this Diwali.........
You r always with me in my Thoughts.
Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success ,
Happiness and Many moment to cherish.
*JuSt FrOm SkR*

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Saying SMS

There is only one thing that stands in our midst, attenuated and threatened, but enthroned in some power like a ghost of the Middle Ages: the Trade Unions.

5 years ago

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Age Quotes , Unions Quotes