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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

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There is nothing that art cannot express.

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Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

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Alas! it is a fearful thing To feel another's guilt!

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And now, I am dying beyond my means. (Said while sipping champagne on his deathbed.)

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I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.

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The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner or later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature.

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The final mystery is oneself. When one has weighed the sun in the balance, and measured the steps of the moon, and mapped out the seven heavens star by star, there still remains oneself. Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul?

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When he takes the knife to the canvass the servants find him lying dead with a knife through is heart and "withered, wrinkled, and loathsome of visage." and the portrait "in all the wonders of his exquisite youth and beauty." p 349

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The English are always degrading truths into facts. When a truth becomes a fact it loses all its intellectual value.

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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things.

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It is in the brain that the poppy is red, that the apple is odorous, that the skylark sings.

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

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A bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say at the age of eighteen.

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Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.

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The great poet is always a seer, seeing less with the eyes of the body than he does with the eyes of the mind.

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The only thing that one really knows about human nature is that it changes. Change is the one quality we can predicate of it.

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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

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Requiescat Tread lightly, she is near Under the snow, Speak gently, she can hear The daisies grow. All her bright golden hair Tarnished with rust, She that was young and fair Fallen to dust. Lily-like, white as snow, She hardly knew She was a woman, so Sweetly she grew. Coffin-board, heavy stone, Lie on her breast, I vex my heart alone She is at rest. Peace, Peace, she cannot hear Lyre or sonnet, All my life’s buried here, Heap earth upon it.

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