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  • A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
  • Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
  • Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Aaron Swartz Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
  • A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
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