George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Organization Quotes

Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

6 years ago

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

6 years ago

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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