George W. Bush Quotes, Party Quotes, Humor Quotes

Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

6 years ago

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

5 years ago

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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An idea is a feat of association.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

6 years ago

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

6 years ago

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

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I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

6 years ago

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