George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Dangerous World Quotes

When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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