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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I read the newspaper.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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Wit is cultured insolence.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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