George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Decision Quotes

Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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