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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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