George W. Bush Quotes, Reading Quotes, Humor Quotes

Reading is the basics for all learning.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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