George W. Bush Quotes, Dad Quotes, Humor Quotes

I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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