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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others' memory.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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