George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, People Quotes

I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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