George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Play Quotes

My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

6 years ago

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

6 years ago

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

6 years ago

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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