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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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