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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

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This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the "evil empire" may have passed, evil still remains.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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Home is important. Its important to have a home.

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Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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