George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Political Quotes

Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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