George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Clouds Quotes

There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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Please don't kill me!

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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