George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Law Quotes

I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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