George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Focus Quotes

God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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Please don't kill me!

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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