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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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