Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.

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We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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