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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the equipment as the ice begins to melt, so that the fragile tundra is protected.

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The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of his circumstances.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

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Wit is the lowest form of humor.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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