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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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You might want to comment on that, Honorable.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.

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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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