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  • It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Humor Quotes , Men Quotes
  • They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Issues Quotes
  • On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Prayer Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Mean Quotes