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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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