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I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of his circumstances.

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