George W. Bush Quotes, Birthday Quotes, Humor Quotes

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker.

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Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

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Well, honor is the subject of my story.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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