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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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