George W. Bush Quotes, Children Quotes, Humor Quotes

It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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Wit is cultured insolence.

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In brief, sir, study what you most affect.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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