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  • God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Focus Quotes
  • I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Mean Quotes
  • You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Children Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Believe Quotes , Humor Quotes