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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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Take the life issue. This issue requires a president and an administration leading our nation to understand the importance of life. This whole faith-based initiative really ties into a larger cultural issue that we're working on. It begins to affect the life issue, as well as the human dignity issue, because when you're talking about welcoming people of faith to help people who are disadvantaged and are unable to defend themselves, the logical step is also those babies.

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I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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Please don't kill me!

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.

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Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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