George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Focus Quotes

God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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Please don't kill me!

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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An idea is a feat of association.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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