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  • I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Ferrara Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Focus Quotes