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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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I read the newspaper.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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