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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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