George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Goal Quotes

It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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Wit is the lowest form of humor.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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