George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Hands Quotes

The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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