George W. Bush Quotes, Believe Quotes, Humor Quotes

I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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Well, honor is the subject of my story.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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Home is important. Its important to have a home.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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