George W. Bush Quotes, Country Quotes, Humor Quotes

The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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I read the newspaper.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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