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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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