George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Thinking Quotes

If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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Well, honor is the subject of my story.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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Kosovians can move back in.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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Please don't kill me!

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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