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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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A small number of choice books are sufficient.

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The way to be a bore is to say everything.

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No, nothing has the power to part me from you; our love is based upon virtue, and will last as long as our lives.

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It is reported in the supplement of the council of Nicæan that the fathers, being very perplexed to know which were the cryphal or apocryphal books of the Old and New Testaments, put them all pell-mell on an altar, and the books to be rejected fell to the ground. It is a pity that this eloquent procedure has not survived.

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Historians are gossips who tease the dead

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They are mad men (Jews), but you should not burn them for that.

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Every beauty, when out of it's place, is a beauty no longer.

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I die adoring God, loving my friends, not hating my enemies, and detesting superstition.

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The darkness is at its deepest. Just before the sunrise.

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Faith consists in believing what reason cannot.

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And ask each passenger to tell his story, and if there is one of them all who has not cursed his existence many times, and said to himself over and over again that he was the most miserable of men, I give you permission to throw me head-first into the sea.

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Where there is friendship, there is our natural soil.

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The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe.

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I read only to please myself, and enjoy only what suits my taste.

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God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

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The flowery style is not unsuitable to public speeches or addresses, which amount only to compliment. The lighter beauties are in their place when there is nothing more solid to say; but the flowery style ought to be banished from a pleading, a sermon, or a didactic work.

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Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.

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There is an astonishing imagination, even in the science of mathematics. ... We repeat, there was far more imagination in the head of Archimedes than in that of Homer.

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When a man is in love, jealous, and just whipped by the Inquisition, he is no longer himself.

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