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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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