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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Never mistake motion for action.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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