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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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