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One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

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Vote early and vote often.

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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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