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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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