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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it should be straightforward, but it really isn't. I always want the action to be witty. I don't want it to be merely routine.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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