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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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I think it would be a good idea.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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