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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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