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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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