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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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