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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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Vote early and vote often.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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