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I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

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I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their extermination.

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It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.

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Stimulate the phagocytes.

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The practical question, then, is what to do with the children. Tolerate them at home we will not. Let them run loose in the streets we dare not until our streets become safe places for children, which, to our utter shame, they are not at present, though they can hardly be worse than some homes and some schools.

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Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

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The world was to Shakespeare a great stage of fools on which he was utterly bewildered. His pregnant observations of life are not coordinated into any philosophy.

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

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The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.

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Those who understand evil pardon it.

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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

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Consciousness of a fact is not knowing it: if it were, the fish would know more of the sea than the geographers and the naturalists.

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I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

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Style is effectiveness of assertion.

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As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.

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I work as my father drank.

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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.

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My own education has been entirely controversial: that is why I know what I am writing about; and appear eccentric to dogmatically educated Old School Ties whose heads are stuffed with obsolete shibboleths.

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