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You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly.

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Youth is just wasted on young people.

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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

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There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.

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Nothing is more dreadful than a husband who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to know what you think.

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'

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All progress depends on the unreasonable man.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

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You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery.

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The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

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Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells.

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Plato long ago pointed out the importance of being governed by men with sufficient sense of responsibility and comprehension of public duties to be very reluctant to undertake the work of governing.

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Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination.

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Never believe anything a writer tells you about himself. A man comes to believe in the end the lies he tells himself about himself.

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Your wits can't thicken in that soft moist air, on those white springy roads, in those misty rushes and brown bogs, on those hillsides of granite rocks and magenta heather. You've no such colours in the sky, no such lure in the distances, no such sadness in the evenings. Oh the dreaming! the dreaming! the torturing, heart-scalding, never satisfying dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming!

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