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A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

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A man who loses his money gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.

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Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.

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A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony.

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Paradoxes are the only truths.

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I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.

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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.

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Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.

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The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

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Well, sir, you never can tell. That's a principle in life with me, sir, if you'll excuse my having such a thing.

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Morals are a luxury of the rich.

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The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that to break a man's spirit is devil's work.

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What we are confronted with now is a growing perception that if we desire a certain type of civilization and culture we must exterminate the sort of people who do not fit into it.

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Go on writing plays, my boy, One of these days one of these London producers will go into his office and say to his secretary, "Is there a play from Shaw this morning?" and when she says, "No," he will say, "Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish." And that's your chance, my boy.

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Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.

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Very few people can afford to be poor.

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My situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed, not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarves in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. It will be, without the exception of Noah's Ark, the most remarkable thing of its kind ever seen.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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