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Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.

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Christianity as a specific doctrine was slain with Jesus, suddenly and utterly. He was hardly cold in his grave, or high in his heaven (as you please), before the apostles dragged the tradition of him down to the level of the thing it has remained ever since.

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I'm sick of all the reasonable people: they see all the reasons for doing nothing

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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An index is a great leveller.

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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

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There is in man a specific lust for cruelty which infects even his passion of pity and makes it savage.

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

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You can be a thorough-going Neo-Darwinian without imagination, metaphysics, poetry, conscience, or decency. For 'Natural Selection' has no moral significance: it deals with that part of evolution which has no purpose, no intelligence, and might more appropriately be called accidental selection, or better still, Unnatural Selection, since nothing is more unnatural than an accident. If it could be proved that the whole universe had been produced by such Selection, only fools and rascals could bear to live.

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Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

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Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.

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A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

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It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right.

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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

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It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

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He said that private practice in medicine ought to be put down by law. When I asked him why, he said that private doctors were ignorant licensed murders.

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We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

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It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

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The most intolerable pain is produced by prolonging the keenest pleasure.

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