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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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- I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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- All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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- If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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- Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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- I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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- There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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- I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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- I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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- My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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- You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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- I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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- He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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- Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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- Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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- You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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- I'd never hurt another person.
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- Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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- I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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