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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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