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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

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