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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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- Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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- The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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- You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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- No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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- There are certain things women are better at than men.
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- If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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- My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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- That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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- If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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- If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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- All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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- When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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- A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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- I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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- I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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- I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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- It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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- It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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- There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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