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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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- Welfare is monetary methadone.
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- My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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- I'd never hurt another person.
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- I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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- People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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- A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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- If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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- There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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- I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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- Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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- Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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- The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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- I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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- When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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- I don't know anything about computers.
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- I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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- I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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- I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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- He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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