Adam Carolla Quotes, Lazy Quotes

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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