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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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