Adam Carolla Quotes, Practice Quotes, People Quotes

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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