Adam Carolla Quotes, Practice Quotes, People Quotes

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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I am not a good cue card reader.

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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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