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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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I know everything because I know nothing.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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I don't know anything about computers.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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