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- If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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- I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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- You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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- Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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- I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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- Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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- I am not a good cue card reader.
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- Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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- The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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- No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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- The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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- I get depressed at airports.
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- I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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- California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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- People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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- I'd never hurt another person.
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- Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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- My first car was a motorcycle.
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- Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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