Adam Carolla Quotes, Views Quotes, Land Quotes

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

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I am not a good cue card reader.

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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

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