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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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