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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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- Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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- If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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- I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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- Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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- The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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- Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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- The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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- If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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- I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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- People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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- People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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- It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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- If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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- When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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- If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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- Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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- Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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