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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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- You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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- I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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- Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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- I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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- I am not a good cue card reader.
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- I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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- I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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- Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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- If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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- I know everything because I know nothing.
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- I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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- To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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- I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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- No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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- I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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- It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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