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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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