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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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- People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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- Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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- I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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- Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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- That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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- People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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- Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.
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- I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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- I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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- My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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- There are certain things women are better at than men.
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- To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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- The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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- I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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- Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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- When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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- I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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- If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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