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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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I get depressed at airports.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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