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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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