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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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