Adam Carolla Quotes, Sports Quotes, Dream Quotes

That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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I get depressed at airports.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

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