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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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