Adam Carolla Quotes, Morning Quotes, Water Quotes

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

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