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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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