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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

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I've always wanted to do a family movie.

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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