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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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