Adam Sandler Quotes, Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

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In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

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