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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

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