Adam Sandler Quotes, Dancer Quotes, Plies Quotes

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

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I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

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I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

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When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

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I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

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