Adam Sandler Quotes

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

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Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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