Adam Sandler Quotes, Dancer Quotes, Plies Quotes

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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I grew up cursing a lot.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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