Adam Sandler Quotes, Girl Quotes, Hate Quotes

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

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The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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