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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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It's nice when little teams win.

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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I know I want to always do the best I can.

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The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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