Adam Sandler Quotes, Kids Quotes, Mirrors Quotes

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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