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I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

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It's nice when little teams win.

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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