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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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