Adam Sandler Quotes, Brother Quotes, Ideas Quotes

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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