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My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

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I've always wanted to do a family movie.

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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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I know I want to always do the best I can.

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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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