Adam Sandler Quotes, Rich Quotes, Cooks Quotes

Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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