Adam Sandler Quotes, Sleep Quotes, Kids Quotes

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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