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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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