Adam Sandler Quotes, Netflix Quotes, Reason Quotes

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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