Adam Sandler Quotes, Funny Quotes, Friendship Quotes

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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