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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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I know I want to always do the best I can.

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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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