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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

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I grew up cursing a lot.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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