Adam Sandler Quotes, Dad Quotes, School Quotes

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

6 years ago

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

6 years ago

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

6 years ago

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

6 years ago

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

6 years ago

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

6 years ago

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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

6 years ago

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

6 years ago

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

6 years ago

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

6 years ago

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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

6 years ago

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

6 years ago

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