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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

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When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

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As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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