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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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