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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

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With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

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I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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I grew up cursing a lot.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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