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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed.

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

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Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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