Adam Sandler Quotes, Kids Quotes, Sacrifice Quotes

The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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I know I want to always do the best I can.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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