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The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

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Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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Hatred is blind, as well as love.

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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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