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Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.

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Farewell, fair cruelty.

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