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ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

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Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.

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Doubt is the father of invention.

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ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.

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REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is suppose

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Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.

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There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.

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Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.

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I was born to poor because of honest parents.

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MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

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Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

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RICE-WATER, n. A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate the imagination and narcotize the conscience.

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As records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value.

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MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

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A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

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LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.

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Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.

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