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A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

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Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

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Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

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LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

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REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience.

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Youth looks forward, for nothing is behind! Age backward, for nothing is before.

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Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

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HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

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REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to be something from the man who wishes to do something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

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CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch of differentiation, and who followed the primitive economic maxim, "Every man his own horse."

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A penny saved is a penny to squander.

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NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.

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An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

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Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.

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