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- EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.
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- YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer.
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- ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.
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- UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
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- PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.
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- A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.
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- Learning -the kind of ignorance affected by (and affecting) civilized races, as distinguished from ignorance, the sort of learning incurred by savages. See nonsense.
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- The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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- GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.
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- DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.
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- Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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- Think twice before you speak to a friend in need
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- Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.
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- Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".
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- Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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- ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.
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