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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

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As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit; it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.

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A penny saved is a penny to squander.

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A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.

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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

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EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

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Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.

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CALAMITY, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering. Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

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A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.

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Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain.

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RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.

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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.

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CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

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Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

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ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.

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ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

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