Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Lying Quotes, Sadness Quotes

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

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Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.

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Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

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INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

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Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

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Habit: A shackle for the free.

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Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.

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BEG, v. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.

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NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient.

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BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.

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ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

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A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.

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TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source --the first words of the ancient Latin hymn _Te Deum Laudamus_. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.

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OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.

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