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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.

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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

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Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

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BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.

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A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul.

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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

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DEBT, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave-driver. As, pent in an aquarium, the troutlet Swims round and round his tank to find an outlet, Pressing his nose against the glass that holds him, Nor ever sees the prison that enfolds him; So the poor debtor, seeing naught around him, Yet feels the narrow limits that impound him, Grieves at his debt and studies to evade it, And finds at last he might as well have paid it.

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IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

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Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.

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MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as many subjects have had occasion to learn.

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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

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NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

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Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

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Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

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REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience.

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Noise: a stench in the ear.

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