Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Believe Quotes, People Quotes

I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

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DEBT, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave-driver. As, pent in an aquarium, the troutlet Swims round and round his tank to find an outlet, Pressing his nose against the glass that holds him, Nor ever sees the prison that enfolds him; So the poor debtor, seeing naught around him, Yet feels the narrow limits that impound him, Grieves at his debt and studies to evade it, And finds at last he might as well have paid it.

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VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

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Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

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The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.

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DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. This period is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper - the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort.

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The god of the world's leading religion.

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Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

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PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.

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KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding; but the manner of its performance is unknown to this lexicographer.

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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

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REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.

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Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

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