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Molecule, n.: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion.

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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

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An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.

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Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

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Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.

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TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

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Doubt is the father of invention.

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Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

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CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material adversity. An Italian proverb says: "The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses."

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When prosperous the fool trembles for the evil that is to come; in adversity the philosopher smiles for the good that he has had.

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Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

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International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one

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REFUSAL, n. Denial of something desired; Refusals are graded in a descending scale of finality thus: the refusal absolute, the refusal condition, the refusal tentative and the refusal feminine. The last is called by some casuists the refusal assentive.

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mine, adj. Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it.

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predilection, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.

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WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.

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