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Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting

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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.

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We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.

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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

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Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate is an officer of the sovereign's court, acting as dancing skeleton at every royal feast and singing-mute at every royal funeral.

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Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

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WEATHER, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.

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MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

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To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

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WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

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WRATH, n. Anger of a superior quality and degree, appropriate to exalted characters and momentous occasions; as, "the wrath of God," "the day of wrath," etc. . . .

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REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is suppose

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Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

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PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

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