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Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

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Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

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RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

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TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

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ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

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LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and his two sons in the folds of two enormous serpents. The skill and diligence with which the old man and lads support the serpents and keep them up to their work have been justly regarded as one of the noblest artistic illustrations of the mastery of human intelligence over brute inertia.

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Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.

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UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.

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A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

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adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.

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Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

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POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.

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ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

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PILLORY, n. A mechanical device for inflicting personal distinction - prototype of the modern newspaper conducted by persons of austere virtues and blameless lives.

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