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WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to him it should be said that he did not want to.

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EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

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I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

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picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.

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actually, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

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FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

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OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.

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To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that you do not understand.

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ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.

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self-esteem, n. An erroneous appraisal.

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Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.

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CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.

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STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.

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The god of the world's leading religion.

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Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

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GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

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