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Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.

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Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

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There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.

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Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

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NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.

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Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.

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In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.

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Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

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The god of the world's leading religion.

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Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

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WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

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BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor and Pollux were born from the egg. Pallas came out of a skull. Galatea was once a block of stone. Peresilis, who wrote in the tenth century, avers that he grew up out of the ground where a priest had spilled holy water. It is known that Arimaxus was derived from a hole in the earth, made by a stroke of lightning. Leucomedon was the son of a cavern in Mount Etna, and I have myself seen a man come out of a wine cellar.

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WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.

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