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MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

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LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

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According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

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Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

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A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

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NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

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Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

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Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

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ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

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Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

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A nation that will not enforce its laws has no claim to the respect and allegiance of its people.

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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

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RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

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MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon - that is to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.

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Mad; adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.

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