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- ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.
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- REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted.
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- PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.
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- Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.
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- FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
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- The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
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- The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.
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- Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.
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- NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
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- ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.
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- Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting
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- Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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- Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure
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- REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
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- Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
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- GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.
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