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OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.

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USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality. Imbued with a decent reverence for this Holy Triad an industrious writer may hope to produce books that will live as long as the fashion.

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Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is received with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military etiquette silence and fixity are forms of deference

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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

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When in Rome, do as Rome does.

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Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.

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It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

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ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

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REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work upon a book, and so read out of it/ The qualities that you have first read into it.

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NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.

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The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

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CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.

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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

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Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.

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Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

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DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

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Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

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A penny saved is a penny to squander.

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PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment.

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What a woman most admires in a man is distinction among men. What a man most admires in a woman is devotion to himself.

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