Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Land Quotes, Foundation Quotes

Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

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prospect, n. An outlook, usually forbidding. An expectation, usually forbidden.

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The most offensive egotist is he that fears to say "I" and "me." "It will probably rain" - that is dogmatic. "I think it will rain" - that is natural and modest. Montaigne is the most delightful of essayists because so great is his humility that he does not think it important that we see not Montaigne. He so forgets himself that he employs no artifice to make us forget him.

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PLAGUE, n. In ancient times a general punishment of the innocent for admonition of their ruler, as in the familiar instance of Pharaoh the Immune. The plague today . . . is merely Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

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MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.

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KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

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Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

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INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.

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Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

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ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ("Musca maledicta"). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.

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CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

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Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

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International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one

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pleasure, n. The least hateful form of dejection.

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TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.

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Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.

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Liberty is one of the imagination's most precious possessions.

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INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

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