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Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.

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The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to one another without first ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of another's happiness with a running pack of strangers.

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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

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PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

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I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.

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MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

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ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.

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Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

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Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

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ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

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I was born to poor because of honest parents.

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KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.

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When you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may recover.

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Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is received with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military etiquette silence and fixity are forms of deference

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Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

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