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The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from dead ones. In the last analysis ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

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Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

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A modern school where football is taught.

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Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.

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Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

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CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.

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Justice is a commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.

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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

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MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines, who believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. Herod of Judea, all the famous soldiers have been practical exponents of the Malthusian idea.

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Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

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Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

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We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.

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Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to one another without first ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of another's happiness with a running pack of strangers.

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MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

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A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

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CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

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