Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Love Quotes, Women Quotes

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Love Quotes , Women Quotes

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Law Quotes , Justice Quotes

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Learning Quotes , Science Quotes

PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Law Quotes , Action Quotes

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes , Money Quotes

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Country Quotes , Stupid Quotes

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Death Quotes , Kindness Quotes

REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Learning Quotes , Popular Vote Quotes

If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Country Quotes , Hypocrite Quotes

Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Jealous Quotes , Reality Quotes

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Vanity Quotes , Eggs Quotes

Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Principles Quotes , Determined Quotes

PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Music Quotes , Body Quotes

LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , War Quotes , Self Esteem Quotes

DEBT, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave-driver. As, pent in an aquarium, the troutlet Swims round and round his tank to find an outlet, Pressing his nose against the glass that holds him, Nor ever sees the prison that enfolds him; So the poor debtor, seeing naught around him, Yet feels the narrow limits that impound him, Grieves at his debt and studies to evade it, And finds at last he might as well have paid it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Grieving Quotes , Glasses Quotes

Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he died by one kind or another - the classification is for the advantage of the lawyers.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Death Quotes , Suicide Quotes

A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Tree Quotes , Fruit Quotes

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Tears Quotes

In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Joy Quotes , Atheism Quotes