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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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All art is quite useless.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

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A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

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He makes a July's day short as December.

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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There but for the grace of God, goes God.

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

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