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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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