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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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His ignorance is encyclopedic.

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Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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America is one long expectoration.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

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She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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He makes a July's day short as December.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

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