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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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- Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
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- EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
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- It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
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- A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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- He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
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- The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
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- His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.
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- PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
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- In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
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- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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- It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
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- CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
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- You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
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- He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
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- I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.
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- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
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- Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
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- It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.
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