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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.
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- God was bored by him.
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- I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
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- Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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- In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
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- America is one long expectoration.
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- However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.
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- Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.
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- I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
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- I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.
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- I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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- Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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- You have delighted us long enough.
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- It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
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- As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
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- In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
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- Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.
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- Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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- 'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.
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