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Sarcastic Science, she would like to know, In her complacent ministry of fear, How we propose to get away from here When she has made things so we have to go Or be wiped out. Will she be asked to show Us how by rocket we may hope to steer To some star off there, say, a half light-year Through temperature of absolute zero? Why wait for Science to supply the how When any amateur can tell it now? The way to go away should be the same As fifty million years ago we came- If anyone remembers how that was I have a theory, but it hardly does.

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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

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It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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Better never than late.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

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Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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