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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.

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The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

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She's good, being gone.

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There but for the grace of God, goes God.

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She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

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Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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