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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

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A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

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God was bored by him.

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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

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