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It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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All art is quite useless.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

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Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Better never than late.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.

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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

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There but for the grace of God, goes God.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.

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The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

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She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

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Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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