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A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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There but for the grace of God, goes God.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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I am easily satisfied with the very best.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

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His ignorance is encyclopedic.

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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

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She's good, being gone.

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