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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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- Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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- In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
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- Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
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- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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- The 100% American is 99% idiot.
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- Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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- I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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- You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
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- Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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- He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
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- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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- 'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.
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- A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
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- Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.
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- Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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- Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
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- I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
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- Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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