Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes, Drunk Quotes, Mad Quotes

Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either condition.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Drunk Quotes , Mad Quotes

I mean, you may be very mad at some guy that walked away with a huge golden parachute, but that really isn't the important thing.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Mean Quotes , Mad Quotes

The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Wine Quotes , Mad Quotes

I saw clear as daylight how strange it is that not a single person living in this mad world has had the daring to go straight for it all and send it flying to the devil! I...I wanted to have the daring...and I killed her.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Mad Quotes , Flying Quotes

How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Jealousy Quotes , Mad Quotes

But this is not a world of free freights. One pays according to an iron schedule--for every strength the balanced weakness; for every high a corresponding low; for every fictitious god-like moment an equivalent time in reptilian slime. For every feat of telescoping long days and weeks of life into mad magnificent instants, one must pay with shortened life, and, oft-times, with savage usury added.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jack London Quotes , Iron Quotes , Mad Quotes

Yet, mad am I not — and very surely do I not dream.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes , Dream Quotes , Mad Quotes

Be prepared to go mad with fixed rule and method.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Horace Quotes , Mad Quotes , Fixed Quotes

And how do you know that you're mad?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Cat Quotes , Mad Quotes

I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Crazy Quotes , Mad Quotes

It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Artist Quotes , Mad Quotes

Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Mad Quotes , Intriguing Quotes

Am I dreaming? Has the world gone mad--or have I?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : H. G. Wells Quotes , Dream Quotes , Mad Quotes

Strideth over all mountains, and laugheth at all tragedies

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Crazy Quotes , Mad Quotes

To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Crazy Quotes , Mad Quotes

There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Land Quotes , Mad Quotes

A great many men are mad, and no one knows it. They do not know it themselves

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Men Quotes , Mad Quotes

Like all mad men, I thought everyone was mad except myself.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Men Quotes , Mad Quotes

For to define true madness, What is't but to be nothing else but mad?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Truth Quotes , Mad Quotes

I will be brief. Your noble son is mad.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Son Quotes , Mad Quotes