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  • I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: "I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants." So I wrote back: "Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Akhil Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Wine Quotes
  • It is with artworks as it is with wine: it is much better when we do not need either one, when we stick with water, and when out of our own inner fire, the inner sweetness of our own soul, we turn the water over and over again into wine ourselves.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Art Quotes , Wine Quotes
  • Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent intoxication from within, a sort of invisible champagne. Americans do not need to drink to inspire them to do anything, though they do sometimes, I think, need a little for the deeper and more delicate purpose of teaching them how to do nothing.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Teaching Quotes , Wine Quotes