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- A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.
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- Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
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- Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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- RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.
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- Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.
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- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
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- Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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- AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
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- A modern school where football is taught.
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- There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.
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- LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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- IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.
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- Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
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- Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
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- PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.
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- Happiness is lost by criticizing it; sorrow by accepting it.
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- Doubt is the father of invention.
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- Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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- PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.
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- Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
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