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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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"It's an old habit of mine, Wal'r," said the Captain, "any time these fifty year. When you see Ned Cuttle bite his nails, Wal'r, then you may know that Ned Cuttle's aground."

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

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All art is quite useless.

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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