Charles Dickens Quotes, Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

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A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.

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Spouses are great impediments to great enterprises.

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Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.

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Your most vital necessity in this life is that you shall love your wife completely and implicitly and in an entire nakedness of body and spirit.... this that I tell you is my message as far as I've got any.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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The instances that second marriage move Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.

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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage.

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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

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I never was attached to that great sect, Whose doctrine is, that each one should select Out of the crowd a mistress or a friend, And all the rest, though fair and wise, commend To cold oblivion, though it is in the code Of modern morals, and the beaten road Which those poor slaves with weary footsteps tread, Who travel to their home among the dead By the broad highway of the world, and so With one chained friend perhaps a jealous foe, The dreariest and the longest journey go.

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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

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Love never claims, it ever gives.

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For what is wedlock forced but a hell, An age of discord and continual strife? Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss, And is a pattern of celestial peace.

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Well, while I live I'll fear no other thing So sore as keeping safe Nerissa's ring.

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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

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Be a little aware before you are trapped! Marriage is a trap: you will be trapped by the woman and the woman will be trapped by you. It is a mutual trap. And then legally you are allowed to torture each other forever.

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I have never loved anyone for love's sake except, perhaps, Josephine - a little.

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