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Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

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I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife's experience is just like that of anybody else whose husband goes away to a blue collar job and comes home bruised and dirty and often proud of the work that they're doing.

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I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. I see her, an old woman, weeping for me on the anniversary of this day. I see her and her husband, their course done, lying side by side in their last earthly bed, and I know that each was not more honoured and held sacred in the other's soul, than I was in the souls of both.

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An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

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When tempted to be unfaithful, the intellectual woman will try to inspire her husband with indifference, the sentimental woman with hatred, and the passionate woman with disgust.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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A woman's sentimental monkeyshines will always deceive her lover, who invariably waxes ecstatic where her husband necessarily shrugs his shoulders.

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Opening her eyes again, and seeing her husband's face across the table, she leaned forward to give it a pat on the cheek, and sat down to supper, declaring it to be the best face in the world.

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She respected her husband in the same way as she respected the General Post Office, as something large, secure and fixed: and though she knew the small number of his talents she appreciated his abstract value as a male.

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I just try and learn to be a good husband and be a good father before I am a good rock star. That means saying no to certain things that go with the business.

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The woman who is about to deceive her husband always carefully thinks out how she is going to act, but she is never logical.

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Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

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A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.

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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife.

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A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

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I know I began as a passion and have ended as a habit , like all husbands .

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No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.

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Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour, As husbands have.

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London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.

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